※ [本文转录自 Zyca 信箱] 作者: [email protected] 标题: 一封很好玩的情书唷! 时间: Wed Apr 7 21:53:14 1999 作者: yt (定心) 看板: NTUBA90 标题: 一封很好玩的情书唷! 时间: Tue Feb 23 22:41:27 1999 这是封很高明的情书,请一定要看完,很有意思的....... 从前有个男孩深爱一个女孩..但是女孩的爸爸反对..并希望他们的爱情就此结束 於是男孩写了一封情书给女孩..让她知道他依然深爱着她........ but男孩知道信一定会被女孩的爸爸先拆阅........ 所以他想到了一个办法.....!!!! The great love that I have for you 我对你的深爱 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 已不再,并且发现我对你的憎恶却 grows every day. When I see you, 与日俱增. 每当看着你 I do not even like your face; 我一点也不喜欢你的长相 the one thing that I want to do is to 我很想做的一件事就是 look at other girls. I never wanted to 瞧瞧别的女孩. 我从未想过要 marry you. Our last conversation 娶你为妻. 我们的最後一次约会 was very boring and has not 是那麽的无聊 而且并未 made me look forward to seeing you again. 让我期待与你的再次相会 You think only of yourself. 你只想到你自己 If we were married, I know that I would find 如果我们结婚,我相信我一定会感受到 life very difficult, and I would have no 生活是如此地难过 , 而且没有任何 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 和你共同生活的愉悦,我想把我的心 to give, but it is not something that 奉献出 , 但这颗心可绝对不是 I want to give to you. No one is more 献给你 , 没有人比你更 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 愚蠢和自私 , 你也丝毫不 able to care for me and help me. 能关心我和帮助我 I sincerely want you to understand that 我恳切地冀望你了解 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 我句句发自肺腑 , 我相信你能帮我个忙 也就是 if you think this the end. Do not try 如果你也认为该是分手的时候了,就别尝试去 to answer this. Your letters are full of 求证我所说的这一切 , 你的来信中充满着 things that do not interest me. You have no 令我意兴索然的物事 , 你了无 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 对我真挚的爱 . 别了!请相信我 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 我的心已不在你身上.请别再当作 I am still your boyfriend. 我依然是你的情郎 嘿嘿!够恩断义绝吧! 不过男孩跟女孩约定...只看单数行 ....1.3.5.7.9.11.13.......SO...各位..回头再看一遍吧....缠绵悱恻喔..... 呵呵 好不好玩ㄚ? -- "We are the dreamers of dreams, we are the music makers..." - Willie Wonka . --

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