※ [本文转录自 Zyca 信箱] 作者: [email protected] 标题: ◇ 三大巨头的宣布 时间: Sat Jan 23 13:25:44 1999 [版主] 此篇由 www.cs.bgu.ac.il:80/~omri/Humor/ 取得. jackei@Maxwell (逸容)翻译 One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him. He told them that this expirement with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepair their people. 有一天上帝看看祂所创造的世界变成这个样子觉得很不高兴.於是找了地球上最有影响 力的三个人---柯林顿,叶尔钦,以及比尔盖兹来见祂. 祂告诉这三个人,创造这个世界 真是一项错误,三天之後祂将毁灭这个世界,叫他们赶快回去通知他们的子民做准备了. So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliment and says: "I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days." 叶尔钦召开了俄罗斯紧急会议.他说"我有两个坏消息要宣布.第一,这世界真的有上帝 存在. 第二,我们所有在革命以来所做的努力将在三天後化为乌有" Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: "I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days." 柯林顿透过电视像全国人民宣布"我有一个好消息跟一个坏消息.好消息是,这世界真的 有上帝存在. 坏消息是,我们所有在革命以来所做的努力将在三天後化为泡影" Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: "I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, IBM will be destroyed." 比尔盖兹召开了董事会,他说"我有两个好消息告诉各位,第一,这世界真的有上帝存在而 且祂单独召见我. 第二,我们的死对头 IBM 将会在三天後毁灭" . --

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