※ 引述《tomcrunun (不要被21...)》之铭言： : =============开幕=============== : 阿星: ㄟ..........(持续着,直到阿梅泼他水) : 阿梅: --Shut up ! : --he! 阿 一ㄜˊ(泼水) Stop singing! : --Put down your money and get away right now. : --If u like singing, u should go up to that mountain. : --Just crazy guy would sing over here. : 酱爆: --I don't agree with this girl. (边讲边站起来) : --It's not crazy for anyone to sing here. : --My name is 酱爆 . : --I never give my gream up of being a great composer. : --I just listen to this gentleman's song. : --It is so creative and enthusiasm. : 阿星: -- Thank u . : 酱爆: --You are welcome. : --His song has touched me deeply and draws my enthusiasm out. : --At this moment,I have a feeling that…It is going to explode!!! : -- do~ do c do c so~ la me~ me so la re~ c do~do c do re! c so : do c la~ do c la~ (猪肉佬登场,但继续唱…) do c la~ : do~ do c do c so~ la me~ me so la re~ c do.do c do re! c so la~ : me^ me_ me la so me re do re me la_~ re so me~ : me la so me re do re me so me~ do la~ la re do la so fa so la~ : 猪肉佬: --(痴呆状---掉猪肉在地上---脱眼镜) : --Even I am a butcher, I also dream to be a great dancer. : -- <<<He!!>>> (脱衣服)---(开始跳舞) : -------------(有三对路人,但我们跳过) : 阿星: --Great! : -------------(开始跳舞)---(大家要稍微记一下动作) : 阿梅: --(在旁一开始手跟着动,後来跟着跳,最後一动作卡在那边) : 老板娘: --Have you guys satiate and got nothing to do right now? : --Stand straight ! Put your hands down ! Stretch your neck ! : 阿梅: --(跟着老板娘做动作) : 老板娘: --You are all nuts !! : --Give me gance here!! : --------------(所有跳舞的人回头,酱爆迅速的回到原位,阿星不动,猪肉佬落跑) : 老板娘: --You this ineffective girl. : --I just went to do my facial. : --I couldn't imagine that you had already made a mess here. : --You this bad girl. (阿星走过来) : --Why did you crazy beggar come here? : 阿星: --Don't shout at everybody so wildly. : --I came here to buy steamed bread. (转身走,对阿梅眨眼) : 馒头购买者: --Is my steamed bread ready? : 老板娘: --Coming coming!! Wait a minute! : --Did the guy pay for the steamed bread? : 阿星: --(落跑) : 阿梅: --Yes.. : 老板娘: --What is this dirty stuff? Throw it away !! : --(把臭鞋丢在阿梅怀里) : 阿梅: --(打开垃圾桶,把鞋丢入) : =============闭幕============= : 大致上是这样子滴...我再烧给你们vcd片段 : 道具服装部分我们再商讨.. : 先看大家对哪个角色比较有兴趣吧: : 1.阿星 : 2.阿梅 : 3.酱爆 : 4.猪肉佬 : 5.老板娘 : 6.音控及灯光 : 7.机动人员or路人 : 大家自己选或是推荐吧! 记得回应一下喔,我写的很累.. 我 想 这 应 该 是 星 爷 的 食 神 英 文 版 我 也 要 整 片 全文呈对数曲线阿 下次来个抛物线 ㄏㄏ 我好冷喔^^;;;; --

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