作者onetwo (每天要早起)
看板ask
标题Re: 莫非定律
时间Fri Apr 14 14:47:52 2000
※ 引述《GiGio (我们的爱很简单~~~~ꄩ》之铭言:
: ※ 引述《birdism (龙虾造景上的旅客)》之铭言:
: : 举个最平常的例子吧,
: : 平常都去上课,某天你因故只没去上那麽一次的课,老师就在那一次点名,
: : 就是莫非定律吧...
: : 其实莫非定律是由英文来的:Merphy's Law
: : 使我想起Alanis Morissette的一首歌:Ironic
: : 里面的歌词大概就是莫非定律的集合吧..
: : 很有趣喔,大家有空可以看看..:)
: 有人可以po出来吗??
: 我觉得好有趣喔~~~~~~~
Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minute too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
Chorus:
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't This nice..."
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
Repeat Chorus
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
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