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※ 引述《GiGio (我们的爱很简单~~~~ꄩ》之铭言: : ※ 引述《birdism (龙虾造景上的旅客)》之铭言: : : 举个最平常的例子吧, : : 平常都去上课,某天你因故只没去上那麽一次的课,老师就在那一次点名, : : 就是莫非定律吧... : : 其实莫非定律是由英文来的:Merphy's Law : : 使我想起Alanis Morissette的一首歌:Ironic : : 里面的歌词大概就是莫非定律的集合吧.. : : 很有趣喔,大家有空可以看看..:) : 有人可以po出来吗?? : 我觉得好有趣喔~~~~~~~ Ironic An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minute too late Isn't it ironic...don't you think Chorus: It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't This nice..." And isn't it ironic...don't you think Repeat Chorus Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... Repeat Chorus Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out



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