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作者: Dylan1219 (冰棠彦窝) 看板: Hate
标题: 电视遥控器
时间: Fri Jan 13 01:49:09 2006
最近因为电视遥控器坏了
跑去买了一个两百元 万用型的遥控器
一开始还担心自己的老古董电视 已经找不到相合的型号
没想到让它自动搜寻
还真让遥控器找到对的频率
可以用了
到了晚上熬夜看书
隔壁栋楼上的鸡掰人又把电视开的很大声
码的 一点也不为其他的楼友着想
平常就算了 现在是期末考耶
还开这麽大声 真的是太鸡八了
不好好教训他怎麽可以
於是 我偷偷的把窗户打开
把我新买的遥控器 对准他的电视
哈哈 刚好他的电视就对着窗户
所以收的到讯号
一设定好能遥控他的电视 嘿嘿....
我就远远的 把他的电视开到最大声
他调小 我又远远的偷调大
直到房东去敲他的房间骂他
干 这才出了一口鸟气
然後到了晚上
不管他看哪一台
我都把他的电视频道遥控到雪花台
他好像吓到了
把电视关掉
我又打开 他又关掉
一直这样
每次打开电视都是疵沙声
越来越大...越来越大
然後听到他说 干 这杀小
就冲出去了
干 爽 笑死我
後来房东好像有和他一起回房间
为什麽我知道呢?
因为我听到房东坚称他的房间没有发生过命案 没有阿飘啦...
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