作者yupokuo (肾败乃兵家常事)
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标题[转录]Re: 乔治死了...
时间Fri May 2 15:46:44 2008
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: holysolo (小方) 看板: joke
标题: Re: 乔治死了...
时间: Fri May 2 09:18:00 2008
※ 引述《ILoveYou77 (我爱你啊)》之铭言：
: Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
: Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
: When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over."
: Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
: Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
: Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not
: hi\
: m."
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
: The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
: The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
: Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
: Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
: people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"
乔治死於一场火灾.他的身体被烧得无法辨认.
因此条子叫他的两个朋友过来认屍.
麦克叫条子"翻了他".条子如他所愿.
麦克看了看他的屁屁 说不是他.条子问你怎知道不是他?
麦克答:他有2个屁眼.
接下来轮到约翰. 约翰也说:"翻了他"
也看了他的屁屁 说:不是他.
条子也问:你怎知道不是乔治?
约翰说:他有两个屁眼
条子疑惑的叫麦克和约翰过来 条子长官问说:真的不是他?
两人答:是的. 条子长官问:因为它有两个屁眼?怎可能?
他们说:因为当我们三人去村庄时 人们总说:喔.乔治跟他的两个屁眼(混蛋)来了
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