推 ninjapig :Friendly fire - isn't. 这句话有什麽特别涵意吗?0.0 12/28 22:10 这是Murphy's Laws of Combat中的其中一条 下面这些东西其实网路上流传蛮久了，也有不少军事游戏引用 （HL说明书里面记得也写了一大堆） 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 友军火力总是不太友好 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 无後座力炮－有後座 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 压制火力－没用 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 你不是超人；海军陆战队员和战斗机驾驶员尤其要注意 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 在前胸开个洞是让你自然而然停下来的最好办法 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 如果一个蠢方法有效，那它就不是一个蠢方法 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 尽力使自己看上去不重要，敌人可能子弹不多，不想在你身上浪费 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 只要攻击没能成功，呼叫空袭支援 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 每当你要攻击前进时，炮兵往往也快要用完了炮弹 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 别和比你勇敢的战友躲在同一个散兵坑里。 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 别和比你疯狂的人一起睡觉 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 别忘了你手上的武器是由出价最低的承包商制造的 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 如果你的攻击进行得很顺利，那一定是你中了圈套 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 那支你以爲是敌军疑兵而不加注意的部队恰恰就是敌人的攻击主力 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 敌人总在两种情况下发动攻击：1.他们准备好的时候。2.你没准备好的时候 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 没有行动计划在最初的交火後还管用 17. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. 没有什麽完美的计划 18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds. 所有五秒的手榴弹引线都会在三秒内烧完 19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 散兵坑内没有无神论者 20. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. 逃跑的敌人可能只是後退进行整编 21. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard. 重要的事总是简单的；简单的事总是难作到 22. The easy way is always mined. 好走的路总是有了地雷 23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 集体行动非常必要；起码敌人有其他的人可以射击了。 24. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets. 不要太显眼，因爲那会引来对方火力攻击。因此，航母被称作“炸弹磁铁”就不奇怪了 25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 不要吸引敌人火力；这会激怒你周围的所有人 26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 如果你除了敌人什麽都缺，那你在交战区域内了 27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 你攻占一个地区後，确保敌人也知道 28. Incoming fire has the right of way. 飞来的子弹有优先通行权。（挡它的道你就要倒大楣！） 29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 从没有一支完成战备的单位能通过校阅 30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 从没有一支准备好检阅的部队能活过战斗 31. If the enemy is within range, so are you. 如果敌人正在你的射程内，别忘了你也在他的射程内。 32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 唯一比敌人火力还精确的是友军打过来的炮火 33. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together. 必须要装配在一起才能发挥效力的武器装备不能一起运送 34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way. 必须要装配在一起才能发挥效力的武器不能被一起运到战场 35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support 无线电通讯总是在你急需火力支援时失灵 36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both). 雷达总是在晚上和坏天气时失灵，尤其是在两者都发生的时候 37. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 你作的任何事都可能导致你翘辫子 -- 包括你什麽都不做 38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 当你防守严密到敌人攻不进来时，那往往你自己也打出不去 39. Tracers work both ways. 曳光弹可以帮你找到敌踪；但也会让敌人找到你 40. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take. 不要在行动中承担超出你必须完成的部分以外的任务，否则你总会被赋予这些额外的任务 41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right. 当两军都觉得自己快输时，那他们可能都是对的 42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 专业士兵的行爲是你能预测的；战场上充满了业余人员 43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. “军事情报”一词中的军事和情报是矛盾的 44. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up. 加强前线，你的後方就会遭到攻击 45. Weather ain't neutral. 天气不是中立的 46. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. 如果你记不清楚，你安放的claymore（定向地雷）是冲着自己的 47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 防空座右铭：先把飞机打下来，在地面上区分是敌是友 48. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go'. 飞的高，死的快；飞的又低又慢，就能完成目标 49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue. 骑士不会来拯救公主 50. Napalm is an area support weapon. 燃烧汽油弹是作用於区域的武器 51. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 地雷是机会均等的武器 52. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon. B52是终极近距支援武器 53. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone. 狙击手座右铭：出去，打死点人 54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. “爲和平进行杀戮”这句话就像骗处女上床的话一样 55. The one item you need is always in short supply. 你需要的物品总是很缺乏 56. Interchangeable parts aren't. “可互换”的零件总是名不副实 57. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about. 专门给你的指示一点也不重要；那些“致有关人士”的指示才是你必须重视的。（大概吧，I can understand but I cannot tell accurately.It is the way of writing letters.） 58. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 有疑问的时候，先打空你的弹夹再说 59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 制服最简单的一方获胜 60. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 战斗会在两张地图交会的地方展开 61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. 如果排长可以看见你，敌人也行 62. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 能坐着的时候绝不要站着，能躺着的时候绝不要坐着，能睡着的时候绝不要醒着， 63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 世上最可怕的东西是一个有地图和罗盘的少尉（他们擅长纸上谈兵） 64. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. 例外才是战斗法则的最佳证明，作战计划滚一边去。 65. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ. 所有东西都在你的总部有效，在上校的总部失效 66. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. 你犯错误前敌人不会注意到你 67. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. 一个敌人士兵永远不够，两个就太多了 68. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain. 清洁乾净的显示设备吸引泥和雨 69. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. 天气越差，你被派出值勤的时间越多 70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn. 你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓的宽边那麽大的东西都打不中 71. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 武器越贵，修理的时候送的越远 72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 武器的复杂度和操作者的智商成反比 73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 战地经验这东西，你只有在某次很需要它的行动之後你才能获得 74. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. 不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路 75. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什麽事都可以证明 76. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp) 在大本营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判 77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 空袭总是打的过远，炮火总是打的太近。 78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. 当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认 79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. 在炮火下行动迟缓的人通常不会负伤或阵亡 80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 做军官最辛苦的一点是，士兵不知道他们想要什麽，只知道他们不想要什麽 81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. 从一个人那里偷取资讯叫剽窃。从敌人那里偷取资讯叫搜集情报 82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是M60（机枪） 83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else. 最适合一个工作的军官总是在这个职位已经被别人占据後一天调来 85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor. 最新最没经验的士兵最可能获得荣誉奖章（美国最高级勳章） 86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 紫心勳章（美国授予受伤士兵的勳章）证明你聪明到可以想出一个计划，愚蠢到常识这个计划，并且幸运到活了下来 87. Murphy was a grunt. 墨菲是个猛男？？？？（这句话我不甚了了） 88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. 啤酒数学：2杯啤酒乘37个人等於49种情况 89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 战果数学：3个游击队员＋一个可能是的＋2头猪＝行动中打死37个敌人 90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 手雷爆炸的范围总是比你一跳能跳出的距离多一英尺 91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. 全天候近距空中支援在坏天气不管用 92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. 单位的战斗效能与它外观的好看程度成反比 93. The crucial round is a dud. 至关重要的炮弹总是哑弹 95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole. 从没有离的近的散兵坑（需要散兵坑的时候，它们总是太远） 97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you. 如果你的阵地有很好的工事而且你也准备好敌人的攻击，敌人会绕过你 98. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it. 如果你准备好了一次伏击，敌人不会进入你的伏击圈 99. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him. 如果你的侧翼包抄进行的很顺利，是因爲敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。 100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 对目标的火力密度与目标的新奇程度成正比 101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. 奇怪的物体吸引炮火 － 不要躲在这种东西後面 103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). 长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比（还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度） 104. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. 任何事情都有一个解决方法，尽管通常是不管用的 105. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 没人关注的行动通常是成功的；被高级长官关注的行动通常是失败的。 106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel. 敌人直到你用不安全频道发广播爲止，敌人都不会监听你的无线电频率 107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. 如果你交火中掉了装备，你的弹药和手雷一定离你最远，而水壶总是掉在你的脚边 108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. 战场上，你只要搞到热的吃的，总是要下雨 109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. 不要告诉排长你无事可做 111. Walking point = sniper bait. 可行的路线 ＝ 狙击手的诱饵 112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. 你夜间的野营地是你白天行军累了的地方 113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. 如果一个战场上的问题只有一种解决方案，这一定是个愚蠢的方案 115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank. 在低军衔能让你升官的行爲会在新军衔杀死你 116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be. 如果命令可能被误解，它一定会被误解 117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd. 奇怪的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇怪的 118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud. 迫击炮弹幕只有一发能命中目标，这一发是哑弹 119. Mine fields are not neutral. 雷场不是中立的 120. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it. 装备的重量与你需要扛着它的时间成正比 122. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap. 如果你急需见到一个军官，打个盹 123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it. 投掷武器的杀伤半径总比一般士兵能扔的距离大 128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night. 你弹药充足的时候，敌人两个礼拜也不进攻；你缺弹药的时候，敌人马上就进攻 129. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. 军需官那里只有两个号的东西：太大的和太小的 130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions. 压制火力唯一管用的时候是用来对付废弃的阵地的时候 131. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring, he has fallen back too far. 如果一个前线士兵无意中听到两个参谋在讨论，他後退的太远了 132. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything. 不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干什麽事 133. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you. 如果你进攻失败，轰炸计划不是帮你忙的 134. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once. 所有船只都可以当扫雷艇......一次性的 135. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you. 如果你失去了敌人的踪迹，看後面 136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't. 如果你在你的连队之前，他们知道一些你不知道的事 137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. 交火後，受伤的严重程度与到掩体的距离成反比 138. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. 指挥官越蠢，他被命令执行的任务越重要 139. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend. 拔下引线之後，手榴弹先生就不是你的朋友了 140. All or any of the above combined. 以上任意规则的综合 -- 这好像也是PTT某位兄台翻译的 就借来暂时用一下 实际上分类并不是如此分类 --

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