官方影片 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVooJZQvUf0 官方影片是有剪过的，因此有些地方可能会觉得有点不顺 要看全部建议还是看原影片吧。翻译有些地方还是有翻出来 逐字稿的部分就没有了(逐字稿是英听打出来的，没有很正确，大家随便看看吧) 部份人名简化Christ Jericho=Y2J,Kevin Ownes=KO,Seth Rollins=SR Stephanie McMahon=SM something that can change the course of wwe.(audience:sparkle crotch*6 ) somebody is stolen The List of Jericho. (audience:no no no no.) I will not leave this ring,I will not have another match,I am not gonna have anythingto do backstage, anything to do with this company until I get my list on my hands. 我有一个可怕的消息要跟大家说，原订今晚的主赛事，由我和SR还有KO的比赛取消了 观众:Booooooooooo~ 原因是因为一件很可怕的事，这足以改变WWE走向 观众:sparkle crotch,sparkle crotch,sparkle crotch(注1) 不要闹啦，我是很认真的，这可以毁掉一个人的生活 有人偷走了Jericho名册 观众:NO NO NO NO NO 我不会离开这个擂台，我不会进行其他赛事，我不会做任何事，直到我找到Jericho名册 KO:you know I don't know who has the list. frankly I don't care about the list. but look I know you care so here is I am gonna do,I know you care and I care about you so here is I am gonna do,I am gonna help you find the list,we'll find the list together but only once we take care of SR on our match tonight,so here is what I need you to do I need stop think about the list. we need to get on the same page. you understand that what I need you to do. KO:我不知道名册在谁那边，老实说我根本不在乎名册，不过我在乎你。 我知道你在乎名册，所以让我帮你一起找名册，但是你注意力要放回今晚对SR的赛事， 你需要做的是停止想名册这事，我们需要达成共识，了解了吗? SM:you have triple threat match tonight ,against SR in the main event of monday night raw you need to get on the same page,stopping so rediculous SM:(被剪片)你在今晚的RAW有对抗SR的三重威胁战，我们必须在这件事达成一致， 停止你的荒谬行为 Y2J: what what do you say to me,be rediculous this is the list,there is no triple threat match. I want the list. Y2J:你你刚刚说什麽阿，荒谬的行为??? 这可是名册阿，没名册没比赛啦 SR:hahaha I found the list everybody(SM:OK chris relax,SR you bring that list right down here to me right now)nah nah nah nah stephan actually I'm glad you out here.i'm going with the list,it's pretty lengthy,it got a lot of name on it,Enzo、Seth、sparkle crotch、Bon Jovi but tour the bottom of the list, there is another name i thought Stephan you've been interesting actually, it come with explanation says that for putting my best friend inside hell in a cell Stephanie McMahon. SR:(被剪片)哈哈哈 大家，我找到名册罗~ SM:Chris放轻松，SR你马上把名册给我拿来 SR:nah nah nah Stephanie，事实上我很高兴你出来，在这份罗嗦的名册中有很多名子 像Enzo(注2)、Seth、闪亮小裤裤、邦桥飞，让我们看到名单最下面，有一个 名子Stephan你应该会感兴趣， 在说明栏注明把我最好的朋友放进地狱铁笼Stephanie McMahon KO:nonono you are not get away with this one SR:you should see the last name on this list,my former best frind KO KO:你没办法逃掉的(被剪片) SR:你应该看看名册上最後一个名子，我的前好友Kevin Owens Y2J: you just took too far Rollins ok.KO would never on the list an honorable a loyal man a best friend would never on the list ok,unless the list is made by barbarian,stupid idiot like you like Mick Foley like everybody here in this ring tonight that me say this one more time to you rollins,i want the list ani want it back now! Y2J:SR你扯远了，我永远不会把我最要好的朋友，最谦逊的KO写进名册里 除非这名册是由野蛮人，笨蛋白痴的人像你或Mick Foley还是今晚擂台上的其他人 SM:埃，我不是喔 Y2J:对阿，你除外。让我再说一次，马上把我的名册还来。 SR:i can't like the list,I'm feel nice tonight ,I'm nice guy.but before I do that I feel like I need to make some alteration to the list actually,maybe make a new list dedicate to your body, the man literally handed the wwe universal championship the list dedicate to KO,but Kevin this gonna be a list by barbarian,stupid idiot this gonna be a list of all the part of your body will never be the same after you step hell in a cell with me this sunday. this sunday hell in a cell I'm gonna rip you apart Kevin and when I Pedigree you through that mate,I'm gonna sent a message to you Stephan and Triple H I'll stop nothing to take that universal title from you and burn your whole astonished man to the ground. so Chris you want your list back come and get it SR:我喜欢名册，我今晚感觉不错，我是好人。但是在我还你之前我想修改一下名册， 也许在新名册上写进KO的身体各部位献给KO，因为在你踏进地狱铁笼内之後你的身体就跟 之前不一样了，KO你之前没打过铁牢赛，不过我有喔，厉害吧。名册第一个我要写你的背 ，要让你不能站着说你是个男人blablabla，第二个写你的嘴巴， 经过铁牢赛让你不能拍马屁，我要用Pedigree(注3)撕碎你 我要给Stephan和Triple H一个讯息，在我拿到冠军腰带前我是不会停止的。 Chris你要名册过来拿。 注1:"sparkle crotch"是上周RAW SR嘲笑Y2J帮他取的绰号，暂翻闪亮小裤裤。 注2: Enzo八月初的RAW里，Y2J叫他Hip-Hop Hobbit(嘻哈哈比人)。 注3: Triple H的终结技，现在由SR继承。 有点多，最後一段就随便翻了...... 对了後面还有找到名册的剧情 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrc689p6nA SR丢在休息室，Braun Strowman捡到，最後有回到Y2J手上 --

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