作者CKlolita (正太庆)
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标题NA高手分享文:如何呛爆其他玩家
时间Sat Apr 12 01:27:08 2014
真的笑到肚痛，献给被各种猴子Troll到想杀人的各位(喵的啥鬼X5首胜，e04)
原本文章内容是 worstplayer_NA 写的 他是个YOLO主义者也是个超强玩家
可是他的毕生志愿除了YOLO外就是loli (他自己说的) 选车最高标准是动漫涂装
他三不五时就会被禁止发言，看完这篇文章後大概就能明白为甚麽
原连结:
http://forum.wotlabs.net/index.php?%2Ftopic%2F7142-pr0turial-on-how-to-bm-
people-in-world-of-tanks%2F
警告: 以下内容带有脏话，并可能(几乎是保证)会让使用者收检举收到饱，看看笑笑就好
不要真的用
==================ARE YOU READY FOR TROLLING?==================
This game sucks too much dick to actually play, instead I spend 99% of my
time bming in chat.
这游戏吃太多棒棒糖，根本玩不下去，所以我有99%的时间精力花在公频上呛人
1. If they are a streamer, type their stream link in all chat and say no
ghosterino. Usually they will rage fucking hardcore on their stream, I think
I managed to make hardest slerg for 9 minutes straight.
如果你看到对面有实况主，在公频上打他的频道连结 附上"我完全没偷看喔ㄎㄎ" 通常
他们会在实况上抓狂，有次我让Hardest这个人连续骂脏话9分钟
2. If you are playing arty or fv and 1 shot someone type . BACK TO GARAGE in
all chat. 100% success rate in getting people butthurt. If you really want to
be obnoxious you can do it for any tank.
如果你玩炮兵或是183然後一发入魂别人 记得公频打"回车库!" 有100%的机会能成功让
别人菊紧 如果你想更机歪的话，每台车都可以这样玩
3. If you crush someone 15-2, always type
如果你们队轻松辗过对面 记得打:
WELL MET 很高兴遇到你们
GG WAS CLOZE 打得真好，难分难解
YOU GUYS REALLY TRIED GOOD GAME 你们真的打得很努力，GG
4. Accuse people of using gold rounds when they don't, 100% of the time they
will argue til the ends of the earth they aren't a gold noob5.
即使别人没打金蛋，指控他们用金弹，他们一定会之後整场都辩解自己不是金弹怒伯
5. When playing arty, type in all chat THANK YOU XVM everytime you hit a
purple. (only reason I play arty anymore is because it's a fantastic bm
machine)
玩炮兵时，每次打到对面unicum时在公频说: 感谢XVM (我玩炮兵只因为这样整人
很爽) *译者注:Fuk arty and this guy
6. Try your hardest to throw games with stacked teams and say "OMFG WHY CANT
PURPLES CARRY"
当你们这队有一堆好玩家，试着去自杀输掉然後打 "你妈啦说好的高手Carry呢?"
7. Any time you have a dude with rommel in his name you have to mention the
real reason why he killed himself was because he was in a love triangle with
hitler and stalin.
每当你看到ID有隆梅尔的 提醒他隆梅尔自杀的真正原因:他被卡在宅希和湿大林的恋爱三
角中
8.. Start typing tank erotica into all chat in really campy games. I can link
you this really sick doujin if you want inspiration.
大家在龟龟乐时在公频打和战车有关的废话，没灵感的话我可以提供些同人本
9. All chat ARTY PLEASE FOCUS X PURPLE PLS TY in all chat.
公频打"所有炮兵请瞄准 _____ (他们队上胜率最高那位)打谢谢~"
*译者注: Fuk arty and this guy
10. Accuse random people of being rerolls and watch them explode in anger
usually when they try to defend them selves.
胡乱指控其他玩家是开新帐号来洗战绩的人，看他们爆炸
11. When spamming gold, all chat "YOU LIKE DAT GOLD ROUND" every time you
shoot someone with apcr/heat. Best done on 48% pubbies, they will splerg on
chat for the entire game afterwards about gold noobs.
打金弹时，公频广播: "这发金弹你喜欢吗?/其实你很喜欢金弹对吧?" 打中48%的人时尤
其有效，他们会花这场剩下时间胡言乱语骂金弹noob
12. When a unicum platoon loses all chat "so which unicum is going to get
blamed for this loss?"
当别队有超高手排但还是输掉时，公频说: "所以你们这三个里谁没carry ^.<~"
13. When you spot a reroll, ALWAYS TALK SHIT, THEY WILL ALWAYS GET BUTTHURT
AND TRY TO DEFEND THEIR STATS. Fucking hilarious.
看到开新帐号洗战机的人时，绝对要呛他们，他们一定会菊紧，并且试着合理化他们的
数据。潮爽der~~~
14. Accuse random unicums that derp hard of buying their accounts. all chat
"EBAY? HOW MUCH U PAY"
看到某高手玩家失误时 全频打: "你这帐号Ebay买的吗? 多少钱?"
15. BMing is best done in a platoon with 2 other trolls.
要呛人的话组三个北烂效果更好 *译者注: 上次遇到worstplayer_NA时他被禁止发言，於
是就被他自己排内的人呛爆了，完全是报应~~~
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嘛 希望有翻出原文精髓 XD
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3F：推 batterykugua:隆美尔我错看你了 你还是自杀吧(? 04/12 01:36
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6F：→ CKlolita :这个人机歪到我完全没怒气 只有满满的敬意XD 04/12 01:40
7F：推 fransice7 :XD 04/12 02:02
8F：推 wahaha5678 :XDD 04/12 02:09
9F：推 chenyeart :SPG打紫人!!?? .....突然想装VXM了 04/12 02:11
10F：推 windycat :这真是...XD 04/12 03:41
11F：推 doomhammer :100种惹恼WOT玩家的方法: 04/12 04:18
12F：→ doomhammer :当你玩SPG一发入魂其他玩家时,在公频上打 Hi! :D 04/12 04:19
13F：推 ray1035 :当你爆人菊时 在公频里打一句 Nice butt 04/12 04:50
14F：推 PttCraft :下次直接从这边copy过去就好..... 04/12 05:37
15F：推 windycat :打的好的时候全频打个:)就够嘲讽了其实 04/12 07:25
16F：推 Bluetyreal :如果看得出来对方是台湾人 打个"ㄏㄏ"就够嘲讽了.... 04/12 09:05
17F：推 r0930 :yolo是啥? 是说靠杯我打金蛋的真的都是番茄人 04/12 09:15
18F：→ donvito :yolo=you only live once 04/12 09:23
19F：→ donvito :意思有点像 该脑冲一波了 04/12 09:24
20F：推 r0930 :原来如此 多谢 04/12 09:27
21F：推 Lesiho :我笑推XDDD 04/12 09:29
22F：推 Bluetyreal :YOLO就是那种 你干了脑残事 可以拿来当藉口的话XD 04/12 09:38
23F：推 Bluetyreal :等下 "这发XX你喜欢吗?/其实你很喜欢XX对吧" 他果然 04/12 09:47
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26F：推 doomhammer :Yea nice gold round, noob 04/12 10:00
27F：推 cklppt :超级troll troll不用钱 这样troll就对了XD 04/12 10:02
28F：→ doomhammer :对面暴怒/4(@%?=-! 04/12 10:02
29F：推 cklppt :GG was close在美服真的有点常见w 04/12 10:11
30F：→ cklppt :我想学怎麽呛对面那个把你T29在城市防炮位无限断带 04/12 10:13
31F：→ cklppt :每次8x滴血磨到死的fv304人渣呛到他不爽？ 04/12 10:14
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33F：推 shisa :一直都在用阿~心理战也是游戏的一环。 04/12 10:55
34F：→ shisa :Go play FV304 04/12 10:55
35F：推 molukino :这种还是交给高手使用比较好 自己是noob不敢用XD 04/12 11:01
36F：推 udm :打赢就是最好的呛法，其他都是浮云~~~~ 04/12 11:30
37F：→ udm :能把敌方最强的直接断带到死...你会理对方怎麽讲？ 04/12 11:31
38F：→ udm :但若将敌方最弱的断带断一整场...然後所有人总崩.... 04/12 11:32
39F：→ udm :阿Q式的精神胜利法也是要看情况的~~~~ 04/12 11:33
40F：→ fxp87117 :在SEA服呛没用阿 看不懂英文的真的不少 04/12 12:16
41F：推 donkilu :这人超trolllllll XDD 04/12 12:21
42F：推 feignego :M44 遇到紫色 Lowe 连续打他打到起火 XDD 04/12 13:09
43F：→ feignego :早知道就来troll紫人 XD 04/12 13:09
44F：推 JOHNJJ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 13:20
45F：→ dxzy :要用多国语言 04/12 13:24
46F：推 pain0 :Fuc Arty again and again 04/12 13:49
47F：→ godfight :单纯中二 04/12 19:44
48F：→ CKlolita :不认为单纯的中二能够让实况主和自己排友连续骂9分钟 04/12 22:05
49F：推 blueash :这家伙超棒的 这种TROLL方式太帅了 04/13 09:54
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51F：推 rockchild :尬....各种嘲讽enemy,难怪会被禁言 04/13 19:06
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