来源 http://i.imgur.com/5f4K3yH.jpg Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. 德国、奥地利和义大利在酒吧中央一块喝酒 塞尔维亚突然撞上奥地利 把奥地利的酒撞翻了 奥地利要求塞尔维亚赔他一套全新的西装 因为裤脚有点沾到酒了 德国相当支持奥地利的做法 英国说大家请冷静! 塞尔维亚说他赔不起全套西装 但愿意赔裤子乾洗的钱 Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? 俄罗斯和塞尔维亚一起看着奥地利 奥地利说你们跨杀小? 俄罗斯说奥地利应该放过小老弟 奥地利问倒底是谁在背後挺俄罗斯 德国这时跟英国告状说法国不知道一直在看三小 接下来希望英国别插手 英国就说法国爱看谁就看谁 我也一直在看你 你德国又能怎样? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. 德国告诉俄罗斯不要再瞄奥地利 否则会让俄罗斯以後再也不能瞄任何人 英国法国又问德国是不是在瞄比利时 这时土耳其和德国跑到一个小角落讲悄悄话 讲完回来後 土耳其向大家释出善意眼睛不敢乱瞄 Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. 德国卷起袖子 恶狠狠的看着法国 拳头却挥到比利时 英法赶紧挥拳打德国 这时奥地利又出拳打了俄罗斯 德国一手打英法 一手挡俄罗斯 俄罗斯用力向德国挥了一拳 没打中还差点摔倒 Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change. 日本从另一个包厢喊说支持英国 但也就留在原地没过来 义大利倒是出乎大家意料出拳打了奥地利 澳洲加入战局打了土耳其也被回敬一拳 土耳其对澳洲打他其实没有太放在心上 因为他明白是英国叫澳洲打人 法国这时被打飞撞穿一个餐具玻璃橱 清醒爬起来後继续打 俄罗斯也被打飞撞破玻璃橱 但脑子好像撞到趴呆了 清醒後整个人性情大变 Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway.Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself. 义大利对奥地利挥空一拳 奥地利不知怎麽了也还是倒了一地 义大利得意的举起双拳 兴奋的在酒吧边跑边叫 美国终於等到德国被英法修理得快不行时 抓起吧台椅K了下去 装作是自己一人打赢的样子 By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends. 现在呢 所有吧椅都坏了 那面大镜子也破了 英国法国美国都一致认为德国开了第一枪 所以都是德国的错 当德国还不醒人事的时候 他们搜了他的口袋 把钱包偷了 然後请朋友们大喝特喝 --

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