很有趣的东西，有玩过正规剧情的应该都看得懂XD ※ [本文转录自 WOW 看板] 作者: JonTalbain (niablaTnoJ) 看板: WOW 标题: [闲聊] 天谴军的聊天记录 时间: Mon Mar 23 01:16:44 2009 是的，很有趣的标题，有趣到我在美版讨论区看到，好奇点进去看。 说明一下，有个没有在玩WoW的人，因为Blizzard创作比赛的启发，只根据Wowwiki 和友人简短的说明，写了以下的东西，他友人帮他贴在[Ravenholdt]伺服器讨论版上， 又有人转贴到一般讨论版上，所以我才看到。 原转贴网址: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?sid=1&topicId=15864446782&pageNo= 1&ST=US-280404-ffDbwVUdGQ6TcCA2eEjP3gyhyuBZG4J2ogb 原文网址: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=15864846564&sid=1 不太会翻，所以附上原文，以求不失原汁原味。 : 0. Scourge Chat Log 03/20/2009 05:22:14 AM PDT : Disclaimer: I did not write this. This was written by a coworker of mine who : does not play WoW, but was inspired by the Blizzard fanfiction contest anyway. : So enjoy. And for the record - he had no idea about the cat in Naxxramas. 声明: 这并不是我写的，是由我没玩WoW的同事所创作， 虽然灵感还是由Blizzard的小说比赛启发的。 所以，好好看吧，然後根据记录，他不知道那克萨玛斯那只猫的事。 Scourge Chat Log : ***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "theLichKing" 已进入聊天*** : [theLichKing]: Hey [theLichKing]:嘿 : [theLichKing]: Anyone there? [theLichKing]: 有人在吗? : [theLichKing]: *drums fingers* [theLichKing]: *无聊的敲着手指* : ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 ""Kel'Thuz4d" 已进入聊天 *** : [theLichKing]: Hey man. [theLichKing]: 嗨老兄 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege [Kel'Thuz4d]: 吾王 : [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me [theLichKing]:听着，有件事我需要你帮我做 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege [Kel'Thuz4d]: 遵命，吾王 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste [Kel'Thuz4d]: 是谁的军队需要我来消灭 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [Kel'Thuz4d]: 是谁的领地将由我来为了你的荣耀而腐化 : [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold : off on the decimation for, like, a week or so. [theLichKing]: 嗯...啊，我最近搞了很多破坏，我们决定暂缓这些行动，大概...一星期吧 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 好吧? : [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to : have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room? [theLichKing]: 我刚在想，你觉得在王座这装个暖气会很麻烦吗? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... : [Kel'Thuz4d]: y? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 嗯? : [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here. [theLichKing]: 这里真的真的很冷 : [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat. [theLichKing]: 我是天谴军的大王，我觉得我应该要装个暖气 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne [Kel'Thuz4d]: 不行，这是个寒冰王座 : [theLichKing]: Right [theLichKing]: 没错 : [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is : frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice. [theLichKing]: 你看这正是我想说的，这王座冰住了，这个我整天坐的椅子? 根本就是块冰! : [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold. [theLichKing]: 它真的非常非常冷 : [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily : basis. [theLichKing]: 我通常不会过分强调我每天是有多冷 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen [Kel'Thuz4d]: 但它应该要被冰住 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power [Kel'Thuz4d]: 那是您力量的来源 : [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other : source? [theLichKing]: 关於这个... 我能把我的力量转化成其他来源吗? : [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to : literally sit on? [theLichKing]: 某个不是用冰做的，然後字面上来看我可以坐着的 : [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there. [theLichKing]: 某人搞砸了那个设计 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok 那它到底要长怎样? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 像个戒指? : [theLichKing]: A ring? [theLichKing]: 戒指? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: Seriously, a ring. [Kel'Thuz4d]: 真的，一个戒指 : [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history? [theLichKing]: 你有 读 过 历 史 吗? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then [Kel'Thuz4d]: 不然要怎样嘛 : [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire. [theLichKing]: 我不知道，我想想，也许是个精美的大橱柜 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: armor? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 大装甲? : [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture. [theLichKing]: 不，不是装甲，是橱柜，家具那个 : [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor [theLichKing]: 噢但是说到装甲 : [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps. [theLichKing]: 我膝盖上有骷髅头 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok? [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok? : [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay. [theLichKing]: 不，这一点都不okay : [theLichKing]: I have skulls. [theLichKing]: 我有骷髅头 : [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_. [theLichKing]: 在我"膝盖上" : [Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a : supervisor [Kel'Thuz4d]: 对了那个暖气，我想你需要一个主管的认可 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [Kel'Thuz4d]: 我帮你叫基尔加丹，他应该会搞定一切 : [theLichKing]: No! [theLichKing]: 不用!! : [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool [Kel'Thuz4d]: 不，没关系 : [theLichKing]: No, don't... [theLichKing]: 不，不要.... : [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy. [theLichKing]: 噢...我的前上司，我讨厌这家伙 : [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times. [theLichKing]: 好吧 那麽我就...跟平常一样，像过去那样就好 : ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已进入聊天**** : [Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important. [Killzone'jaeden]: 这最好很重要 (这句是魔将NPC语音之一) : [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [Kel'Thuz4d]: 就是，巫妖王想要一个比较温暖的王座 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer? [Killzone'jaeden]: 温暖? : [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir [theLichKing]: 没有，我并没有非常需要，先生 : [Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room? [Killzone'jaeden]: 你想要一个比较温暖的王座室? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah [Kel'Thuz4d]: 对 : [theLichKing]: No [theLichKing]: 没有 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does [Kel'Thuz4d]: 有，他想要 : [theLichKing]: I really don't. [theLichKing]: 我真的不要 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that [Killzone'jaeden]: ok当然，就让我来处理这件事 : [Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, : literally made out of fire [Killzone'jaeden]: 其实我认识一些人，他们很优秀，简直就是用火做的 : [Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you [Killzone'jaeden]: 他们可以马上帮你的房间加热 : [Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just : invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [Killzone'jaeden]: 他们叫做燃烧军团...为何我不邀请他们来艾泽拉斯然後他们就能... : [Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT [Killzone'jaeden]: 噢等等! : [Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD : FOR AN APOCALYPSE [Killzone'jaeden]: 某人忙着当健谈的凯西来准备给他的世界来个启示录 : [theLichKing]: So sorry sir [theLichKing]: 我很抱歉，先生 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new [Killzone'jaeden]: 啊，"先生"，真新鲜 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [Kel'Thuz4d]: 嘿别这样，虽然这不像我们就坐在这然後 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff [Kel'Thuz4d]: 散播瘟疫和啥的 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague [Kel'Thuz4d]: 我们真的散播了一大堆瘟疫 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war [Kel'Thuz4d]: 而且别忘了蜘蛛战争 : [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that... [theLichKing]: 其实我不太想提到那个 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War." [Killzone'jaeden]: 哦对. "蜘蛛战争" : [Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid [Killzone'jaeden]: 那个战争，你花了十年来清除 : [Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS [Killzone'jaeden]: 蜘蛛 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito : lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds. [Killzone'jaeden]: 你看，我昨晚打了场蚊子战争，蚊子飞到我身上，我打烂牠， 搞定，两秒。 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years [Killzone'jaeden]: 可没有花我十年 : [Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT [Killzone'jaeden]: 因 为 我 不 是 个 蠢 蛋 : [theLichKing]: Yes sir [theLichKing]: 是的先生 : [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir. [theLichKing]: 非常抱歉先生 : [theLichKing]: I'm on it. [theLichKing]: 我正在处理 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about : this [Killzone'jaeden]: 你知道吗，你知道谁也想要听这些事吗 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [Killzone'jaeden]: 或许我应该叫萨格拉斯来这 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: sure [Kel'Thuz4d]: 好啊 : [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary [theLichKing]: 不用! 不需要! : [Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him. [Killzone'jaeden]: 等等，我这就去叫他 :***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已离开聊天*** : [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY [theLichKing]: 你疯了吗! : [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is?? [theLichKing]: "好啊"? 你真的知道萨格拉斯是谁吗?? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right [Kel'Thuz4d]: 我想他是联盟的对吧 : [theLichKing]: ... [theLichKing]: ... : [Kel'Thuz4d]: horde? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 部落? : [theLichKing]: *headdesk* [theLichKing]: *用头撞桌子* : ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已进入聊天*** : [An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [An00b'arak]: 嗨嗨 你们在聊啥啊 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup [Kel'Thuz4d]: 安 : [An00b'arak]: sup [An00b'arak]: 安 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup [Kel'Thuz4d]: 安 : [An00b'arak]: sup [An00b'arak]: 安 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [Kel'Thuz4d]: 午安安安安安安安安安 : [An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing [An00b'arak]: 日安安安安安安安安安安安安安安安 : [theLichKing]: GUYS [theLichKing]: 你们!!! : [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY [theLichKing]: 认真点 : [An00b'arak]: whats his problem [An00b'arak]: 他是怎样 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold [Kel'Thuz4d]: 他很冷 : [An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier : with a sword named frostmorn [An00b'arak]: 喔也是，他拿着一把叫霜之哀伤的剑坐在一个在寒冰皇冠冰河的冰冻王 座上 : [An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, : which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy [An00b'arak]: 而寒冰皇冠这名字也暗示着这位置在冰河之上，这里本身就是用冰做的， 而那里更是冰到不行 : [An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved [An00b'arak]: 那边很可能真的是有点冷 : [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you! [theLichKing]: 谢! 谢! 你! : [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x. [theLichKing]: 好吧 那帮我装个暖气，求你 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [Kel'Thuz4d]: 呃主人，不要叫他帮你装东西 : [An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean?? [An00b'arak]: 你说这话是啥意思?? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh [Kel'Thuz4d]: 啊? : [An00b'arak]: oh i get it [An00b'arak]: 哦我懂了 : [An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid????? [An00b'arak]: 因为我是只蜘蛛????? : [An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [An00b'arak]: 而且我没有拇指，这样要怎麽装暖气 : [An00b'arak]: racist [An00b'arak]: 种族歧视者 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no [Kel'Thuz4d]: 不不不 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work [Kel'Thuz4d]: 嗯好吧，没拇指到底要怎麽装? : [An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid [An00b'arak]: 我确定我不知道...我只是只蜘蛛 : [An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am [An00b'arak]: 你知道吗，我并不因为我自己这样感到可耻 : [An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride [An00b'arak]: >8< 蜘蛛之光 : ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已离开聊天*** : [Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god [Kel'Thuz4d]: 感谢老天 : ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已进入聊天*** : [Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel'Thuz4d]: 噢老天 : [An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest [An00b'arak]: 我决定提出正式的抗议 : [An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal : opportunity employer [An00b'arak]: 我将会让大家知道天谴军的员工待遇并不平等 : [An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race [An00b'arak]: 然後我因为属不同而被歧视排挤 : [An00b'arak]: and species [An00b'arak]: 还有种不同 : [An00b'arak]: and phylum [An00b'arak]: 还有门不同 : [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset [theLichKing]: 好了，听着，并不用为此感到沮丧 : [An00b'arak]: omg [An00b'arak]: OMG : [An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas [An00b'arak]: 不用为他道歉，阿萨斯 : ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已进入聊天*** : [Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now. [Killzone'jaeden]: 萨格拉斯登入中 : [theLichKing]: Aw hell. [theLichKing]: 噢靠 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely. [Killzone'jaeden]: 没错 : [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine... [theLichKing]: 听着，我刚刚没在抱怨，这温度很好没有问题... : [An00b'arak]: kiljaeden?? [An00b'arak]: 基尔加丹?? : [Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody : that's not a Dreadlord. [Killzone'jaeden]: 抱歉，这位是? 对任何不是魔将的人而言，我是加丹*大王* : [An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [An00b'arak]: 欸基基，这边有一些，门歧视，的问题要处理 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you. [Killzone'jaeden]: 基基? 噢看来你是想死是吧 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?! [Killzone'jaeden]: 还有，现在都没人把第一个字大写了吗?! (基尔聊天第一个字都大写) : [Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the : righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate. [Killzone'jaeden]: 我可不是花了70亿年享用这些正直的灵魂，来让我能正确的玩文 字游戏 : [An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue [An00b'arak]: 不我很认真的，这是个严重的议题 : [Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue? [Killzone'jaeden]: "什麽"严重的议题? : [An00b'arak]: phylum [An00b'arak]: 门 : [An00b'arak]: ism [An00b'arak]: 歧视者 : [Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English [Killzone'jaeden]: 你最好开始给我讲人话 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras? [Killzone'jaeden]: 萨格拉斯死去哪了? : [theLichKing]: Precisely. [theLichKing]: 问的好 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute. [Killzone'jaeden]: 别自以为精明 : [An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal : condition [An00b'arak]: 我因为我的脊椎状况而被排挤 : [Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition? [Killzone'jaeden]: 你脊椎有啥状况? : [An00b'arak]: i dont have 1 [An00b'arak]: 我没有脊椎 : [Killzone'jaeden]: What? [Killzone'jaeden]: 蛤?? : [An00b'arak]: im an arachnid [An00b'arak]: 我是只蜘蛛 : [An00b'arak]: >8< spider power [An00b'arak]: >8< 蜘蛛POWA! : [Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You : spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job? [Killzone'jaeden]:欸巫妖，我以为你已经把他们全踩死了，你花了十年在这些智障上， 到现在都还没完成? : [An00b'arak]: what [An00b'arak]: 嘎? : [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I : do. [theLichKing]: 是啊我复活他了，我是巫妖王，这是我应该要做的 : [Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs [Killzone'jaeden]: 所以你踩扁一大群虫子 : [Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like, [Killzone'jaeden]: 然後你像是: : [Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!" [Killzone'jaeden]: "呵! 我想我需要这些虫子回来!" : [Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what? [Killzone'jaeden]: 你脑袋是冰住了还怎样? : [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before. [theLichKing]: 对，这就是之前我在讲的那个 : [Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot? [Killzone'jaeden]: 那个，你是个白痴? : [An00b'arak]: ur horrible [An00b'arak]: 你好坏 : [An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist [An00b'arak]: 你是个门歧视者 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my : demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked. [Killzone'jaeden]: 噢不，我好坏。为啥你不去跟我的恶魔朋友说我有多坏，他们一定 会吓到。 : [An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [An00b'arak]: 门歧视者 们骑事者 门骑士者 门奇事者 们歧侍者 : [An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though [An00b'arak]: 那打久了还真难打 : ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***使用者 "theLichKing" 已从聊天中踢出使用者 "An00b'arak" *** : [Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god [Kel'Thuz4d]: 感谢老天 : ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已进入聊天*** : [Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel'Thuz4d]: 噢老天 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole [Kel'Thuz4d]: 回你的洞去 : [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here [theLichKing]: 没错 滚开这里 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider [Killzone'jaeden]: 滚回你的洞，蜘蛛 : [An00b'arak]: p [An00b'arak]: ㄇ : [An00b'arak]: h [An00b'arak]: ㄣ : [An00b'arak]: y [An00b'arak]: ˊ : [Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut [Kel'Thuz4d]: 哈搞啥 : [An00b'arak]: l [An00b'arak]: ㄑ : [An00b'arak]: u [An00b'arak]: ㄧ : [Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up. [Killzone'jaeden]: 闭. 嘴. : [An00b'arak]: m [An00b'arak]: ˊ : [Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy. [Killzone'jaeden]: 谁快点把这家伙踢了 : [An00b'arak]: i [An00b'arak]: ㄕ : ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***使用者 "theLichKing" 已从聊天中踢出使用者 "An00b'arak" *** : ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已进入聊天*** : [An00b'arak]: sts [An00b'arak]: 视者 : ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已离开聊天*** : [Killzone'jaeden]: Finally [Killzone'jaeden]: 终於 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras [Killzone'jaeden]: 萨格拉斯到底在哪 : [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely. [theLichKing]: 那真的不需要了 我完全收回我的请求 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor [Kel'Thuz4d]: 不，他想要装甲 : [theLichKing]: An *armoire.* [theLichKing]: 是"橱柜" : [theLichKing]: Of power. [theLichKing]: 力量橱柜 : [Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you. [Killzone'jaeden]: 我没办法表达我有多恨你们 : [Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out : of solidified hate. [Killzone'jaeden]: 而这句话是从一个肺是由固体化怨恨组成的人说出 : ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已进入聊天*** : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^ [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 嗨嗨 大家好^_^ : [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?! [theLichKing]: 你怎跑来这?! : [theLichKing]: This is a private chat! [theLichKing]: 这是私人频道! : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :) [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: ㄏ哈哈 :) : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :) [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 我骇了管理者 :) : ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.*** ***使用者 "theLichKing" 已从聊天中踢出使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" *** : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: ㄏㄏ呵呵哈 : [Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters [Killzone'jaeden]: 钛战机 : [theLichKing]: What? [theLichKing]: 啥? : [Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out? [Killzone'jaeden]: 没事，你不能踢她出去吗 : [theLichKing]: I just tried [theLichKing]: 我刚试了 : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 我是管理者啦 ㄏㄏ哈 : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^ [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^ : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 噢我还可以用你们名字聊哦 你看你看 : [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol [theLichKing]: 我是个小女生 我好喜欢小马 ㄏ哈哈 : [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies! [theLichKing]: 什麽! 我讨厌小马!! : [Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO [Killzone'jaeden]: 靠笑死我了 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude [Kel'Thuz4d]: 他骇爆你了 : [theLichKing]: This isn't funny! [theLichKing]: 这一点都不好笑! : [theLichKing]: i play with dolls [theLichKing]: 我喜欢跟娃娃玩 : [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy [theLichKing]: 还喜欢和妈咪烤饼乾 : [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything [theLichKing]: 不对! 我否认以上全部! : [Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha [Killzone'jaeden]: 哈哈哈 : [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room [theLichKing]: 好了各位 这烂死了 我们换个聊天室 : [Killzone'jaeden]: NO! [Killzone'jaeden]: 不行! : [Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras! [Killzone'jaeden]: 我们要等萨格拉斯! : [Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things : anyway [Killzone'jaeden]: 要把他叫进这东西跟登天只差一步 : [Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him [Killzone'jaeden]: 我不能让他搞混 : [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout [theLichKing]: 我是个又胖又矮的小茶壶 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious [Killzone'jaeden]: 而且这有够好笑 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about : teapots...you'll get pwned [Killzone'jaeden]: 萨格拉斯就快到了，然後你唱着你是个小茶壶...你快完(pwned)了 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny" [Killzone'jaeden]: 说不定他会买给你一只小马(pwny) : [Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there [Killzone'jaeden]: 哈哈哈，看懂我在干嘛吗 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it [Kel'Thuz4d]: 看不懂 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb [Kel'Thuz4d]: 噢等等我了了，但是那蠢毙了 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up. [Killzone'jaeden]: 文字游戏 : [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl [Killzone'jaeden]: 我喜欢穿得像小女生 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too [Killzone'jaeden]: 喔现在她要烦我了 : [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes [Killzone'jaeden]: 我喜欢穿女生的衣服 : [Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman [Killzone'jaeden]: 然後假装我是女人 : ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已离开聊天*** : [Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [Killzone'jaeden]: 然後看着镜中漂亮的我 : [Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [Killzone'jaeden]: 叫我自己是世界上最美丽最漂亮的公主 : [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore [theLichKing]: 呃嗯...她已经不在这了 : [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself? [theLichKing]: 你刚刚那些都自己打的? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... : [theLichKing]: ... [theLichKing]: ... : [Killzone'jaeden]: ... [Killzone'jaeden]: ... : [Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS [Killzone'jaeden]: 妈的萨格拉斯到底在哪 : ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已进入聊天*** : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~ [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 嘿~~~~~~ : [Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux [Kel'Thuz4d]: OMGWTF这烂透了 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run [Kel'Thuz4d]: 我有一个地城要负责 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [Kel'Thuz4d]: 玩家将要开始刷我和整我 : [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." : It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming : me as soon as I'm a fightable boss? [theLichKing]: 噢拜托. 这资料片叫巫妖王之怒，这上面有"我"的名字. 你没想到在我 能被攻击之後有多少公会要农我? : [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much [theLichKing]: 可能没有，因为我烂到不行 : [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS [theLichKing]: 去你的 希尔瓦娜!! : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv : vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [Kel'Thuz4d]: 好，现在我的猫8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv : [Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard [Kel'Thuz4d]: 在我键盘上散步 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk [Kel'Thuz4d]: 等等 暂离 : [theLichKing]: You have a cat? [theLichKing]: 你有猫? : [theLichKing]: Seriously? [theLichKing]: 真的假的? : [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat? [theLichKing]: 你是个他X的骷髅王，你干嘛养了只猫? : [Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat? [Killzone'jaeden]: 对啊，你为啥要养猫? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out [Kel'Thuz4d]: 回来了，刚刚把猫丢出去 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok [Kel'Thuz4d]: 然後 好 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: two things [Kel'Thuz4d]: 两件事 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome [Kel'Thuz4d]: 1. 猫很棒 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM?? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 2. 种族歧视?? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord" [Kel'Thuz4d]: "他X的骷髅王" : [Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people? [Killzone'jaeden]: 干你们是怎样? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people" [Kel'Thuz4d]: 嘿! "你们"是指谁? : [Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"? [Killzone'jaeden]: 你 的"你们"是指谁? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha [Kel'Thuz4d]: 哈哈哈 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie. [Killzone'jaeden]: 哈哈哈...开麦拉惊魂，很棒的电影 : [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop [Killzone'jaeden]: 我喜欢便便 : [theLichKing]: ... [theLichKing]: ... : [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas : that time [Killzone'jaeden]: 这次真的不是我说的 那是希尔瓦纳说的 : [theLichKing]: ... [theLichKing]: ... : [Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her [Killzone'jaeden]: 不，真的，这次是她 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"? [Kel'Thuz4d]: 这次? : [Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [Kel'Thuz4d]: 所以你真的喜欢穿女装? : [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess? [theLichKing]: 你，真的是，最漂亮最美丽的公主? : [Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not [Killzone'jaeden]: 不，当然不是 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer [Kel'Thuz4d]: 你有内裤柜吗 : [Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them. [Killzone'jaeden]:没有! 我穿四角裤，上面还有刺 : [Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls. [Killzone'jaeden]: 和骷髅头 : [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then?? [theLichKing]: 那膝盖上的骷髅头是"你的"主意罗?? : [Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what? [Killzone'jaeden]: 什麽啦? 等等 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject [Kel'Thuz4d]: 对啊，回到四角裤上 : ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.*** ***使用者 "SARGERAS" 已进入聊天*** : [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [SARGERAS]: 我将吞噬全试界!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 : [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我是无敌的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1! [SARGERAS]: 我是黑暗的泰坦!!!!!1111111111!1! : [Killzone'jaeden]: oh god [Killzone'jaeden]: 噢老天 : [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我将吞逝拳世界!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! : [theLichKing]: You actually said that already [theLichKing]: 你已经说过那句了 : [Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though. [Killzone'jaeden]: 他选字不太一样就是 : [Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve [Killzone'jaeden]: 暗黑的领主，这里有一件事需要你来解决 : [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 无人能击败我因为我击败所有人!!!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我是萨格拉斯!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 黑暗的泰 坦!!!!!!!!!!! (tit...) : [Killzone'jaeden]: Right [Killzone'jaeden]: 是是 : [Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is [Killzone'jaeden]: 那我们接下来要干嘛 : [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this [theLichKing]: 我相信他一定会解决这件事 : [Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint... [Killzone'jaeden]: 巫妖王有个抱怨... : [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我现在就要摧毁全世界!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties [SARGERAS]: 我穿粉红色的小裤裤 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: omg [Kel'Thuz4d]: omg : [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 什麽麽麽麽麽麽麽麽麽麽!!!!!!!!!!!!! : [theLichKing]: hahahahaha [theLichKing]: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned [Kel'Thuz4d]: OWNED : [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111 [SARGERAS]: 我没说那句!!!!!!!!!!!!! : [Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [Kel'Thuz4d]: 我不知道你们如何，但是我现在还满性奋的 : [theLichKing]: Rule 34 [theLichKing]: 第34条规则 (请自己google这是啥 18R) : [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from [SARGERAS]: 哦 看来你很喜欢，我还有更多给你瞧呢 : [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively* [SARGERAS]: *魅惑地拨弄头发* : [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我也没有说那个!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 我要摧毁全世界!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : [SARGERAS]: ! [SARGERAS]: ! : [Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing* [Kel'Thuz4d]: *笑到死* : [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done [Killzone'jaeden]: OK到此为止 : [Killzone'jaeden]: F this [Killzone'jaeden]: 去她的 : [Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here [Killzone'jaeden]: 我要离开这 : [Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth [Killzone'jaeden]: 我恨艾泽拉斯 : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :) [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 喔 别走啦 :) : ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已离开聊天*** : [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~ [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: 掰掰~~ : [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11 [SARGERAS]: 我用超级究极攻击打出8百万低!!!!!!!11 : [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [theLichKing]: 嘿我想他这次拼对所有字了 : [Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t [Kel'Thuz4d]: 少一个ㄢ : [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah [theLichKing]: 咦，对欸 : [theLichKing]: So close [theLichKing]: 就差那一点 : ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已离开聊天*** : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too [Kel'Thuz4d]: OK我也要走了 : [theLichKing]: Ugh fine [theLichKing]: 呃 好吧 : [theLichKing]: TTYL [theLichKing]: 再连络(talk to you later) : [Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl [Kel'Thuz4d]: 再连络 : ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "Kel'Thuz4d" 已离开聊天*** : [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: 嘎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!! : [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever. [theLichKing]: 这真的是最烂的一次聊天 : [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: 超烂 : [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: 烂到不行 : [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done. [theLichKing]: 不管了，泰坦老兄，我要走了 : [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though. [theLichKing]: 虽然我屁股还是被冰住 : [theLichKing]: *wrath* [theLichKing]: *怒* : ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "theLichKing" 已离开聊天*** : [SARGERAS]: *looks around* [SARGERAS]: *看看四周* : [SARGERAS]: Chat empty? [SARGERAS]: 频道没人了? : [SARGERAS]: ... [SARGERAS]: ... : [SARGERAS]: I have eaten [SARGERAS]: 我吃了 : [SARGERAS]: the plums [SARGERAS]: 那些李子 : [SARGERAS]: that were in [SARGERAS]: 放在 : [SARGERAS]: the icebox [SARGERAS]: 冰箱里的 : [SARGERAS]: and which [SARGERAS]: 那些 : [SARGERAS]: you were probably [SARGERAS]: 可能是你 : [SARGERAS]: saving [SARGERAS]: 留下 : [SARGERAS]: for breakfast [SARGERAS]: 当早餐的 : [SARGERAS]: Forgive me [SARGERAS]: 原谅我 : [SARGERAS]: they were delicious [SARGERAS]: 它们好好吃 : [SARGERAS]: so sweet [SARGERAS]: 好甜 : [SARGERAS]: and so cold [SARGERAS]: 而且好冷 : [SARGERAS]: ;-) [SARGERAS]: ;-) : ***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.*** ***使用者 "SARGERAS" 已离开聊天*** -- 注音文...我知道，我宁愿被桶也要那样翻 有几个地方不太懂，应该不会差太远 本来想把人名和中文上色，看到右下写着1188行...大概有400行要改，还是算了... 希望各位不会看得眼花撩乱 Kel'Thuzad的a变成4是因为那是1337语言(a=4 1=l 3=E 7=t 有兴趣google一下) An00b'arak是奈幽最後一王，就是魔兽三跟着阿萨斯的那只古墓之王 -- 冰风岗哨 Escargon --

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