多年前我念硕士班时，令人神经紧张的指挥在公布栏上贴了以下这堆「注意事项」: " Please don't use depth-charge pizzicato” 拨弦的时候请不要用力的挖。 ”Play short, especially if you don't know where you are” 拉短弓，尤其如果你不知道你在哪里的话 ”There is a lot of fishing for notes, I wish you would catch them” 有很多音要钓/混(or 你们听起来很混)，我希望你们会钓到一些音 ”Play faster, it's getting late!” 拉快一点! 时间很晚了!! ”Home, imagin that you have had a ugly breakfast and it's about to come up” 想回家? 想像一下你在家吃了一顿恶心的早餐而现在快要呕吐了。 Strings, I know what you are thinking: "With all this racking going on, why am I playing?” Well, there's no time for existential questiong right now. 弦乐，我知道你们在想什麽: "这麽多痛苦的音/这麽多人在拉，我为什麽要拉?" 现在没有时间问这些已存在的事情。 ”Listen to the tune, and accompany it in a non-disgraceful fashion” 听主旋律，然後用不粗鲁的方式伴奏这旋律! ”Imagin you’re getting enough money for what you do” 想像你现在做的事情为你赚了很多钱 ”Not so bright. It sounds like ”Orpheus” in his underwear.” 不要拉这麽响亮。想像orpheus这主角在他的底裤里唱歌。 ”Pianissimo means” Drop the fuxk out” pp表示- 他X的小声点!! ”Let's see if you can pizzicato together in a non-banjo way.” 你们能不能拨弦的时候完全在一起，才不像弹斑鸠琴一样? ”It's very hard to raise money for something that sounds like that” 你们这种声音，很难为我们学校募到款。 ”This must be much more agitated. Think of someone you hate. Think of your mother 这里要非常激动，想像一下你讨厌的某人。像是你妈...-.-" ”You know there's a fire line between artistry and shxt. Not that what you’re doing is shxt, but it's closed to it." 你知道艺术跟狗屎只有一线之隔 我不是说你拉的像狗屎，但是相距不远 ”That place where you will be shot if you come in early is the bar 26” 第26小节就是，如果你提早进来就会被枪毙的地方。 ”Now forget all the nasty things I said & play naturally” 现在忘记我所有讲过肮脏的话，自然的演奏。 ”You're all wondering what speed it's going to go. Well.....so am I” 你现在不知道速度是多少。呃，我也不知道。 -- 大熊、小熊、蒙面侠 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/eviolinist --

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