作者JazzMalone (Pick and Roll)
看板UTAH-JAZZ
标题[心得] Malone
时间Sun Jun 12 00:02:11 2005
新版的「Malone-to-Stockton」:
Stockton:「伐木工!」
Malone:「好!」
Stockton:「请给我木材!」
Malone:「好!」
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旁白(to Jazz):「警告! 你正被野生动物(熊)攻击!」
Malone:「大伙进攻罗!」
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Malone:「请给我黄金!」
KOC:「不!」
Boozer:「请给我黄金!」
KOC:「好!」
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Jazz正在兴建世界奇观!
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 61.228.182.93
1F：推 Stockton:你是说AOE吗？我只玩过英文版的...wonder? 219.84.90.155 06/12
2F：推 xjazz:7 218.175.109.14 06/12
3F：→ xjazz:7 218.175.109.14 06/12
4F：→ xjazz:11 218.175.109.14 06/12
5F：→ xjazz:23 218.175.109.14 06/12
6F：→ xjazz:27 218.175.109.14 06/12
7F：推 jasonshu:超好笑的..... XDDDDD 202.178.154.59 06/12
8F：推 joyboytoy:这个真是太有趣了 134.208.40.99 06/12
9F：推 JazzMalone:这是我多年的心得.... 61.228.178.177 06/12
10F：推 JazzMalone:1F的小个子可以在多人连线时按数字就会听到 61.228.178.177 06/12
11F：→ JazzMalone:陶茎淫的中文配音 61.228.178.177 06/12
12F：推 JazzMalone:7,11,23,27 分别是什麽? 61.228.178.177 06/12
13F：推 JazzMalone:说实在的...没有人要给我黄金吗? 61.228.178.177 06/12
14F：推 Stockton:我玩过..都是英文发音的..每个数字都有语音... 219.84.90.155 06/12
15F：推 JazzMalone:身为堂堂无耻以上的台湾人竟然玩正版 Orz 61.228.178.177 06/12
16F：→ JazzMalone: 五尺 61.228.178.177 06/12
17F：推 Stockton:从前老屎只玩宿网FTP抓抓乐版.... 219.84.90.155 06/12
18F：推 JazzMalone:堂堂六尺四以上我是男子汉安安~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
19F：→ JazzMalone:五虾咪乾豁计较~~五虾咪乾乎怨叹~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
20F：推 joyboytoy:我可以给你石头 134.208.40.99 06/12
21F：→ joyboytoy:没有人会给你黄金的 134.208.40.99 06/12
22F：推 JazzMalone:我连电视都没有~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
23F：推 Stockton:被电AOE後，我都改练SC来电人... 219.84.90.155 06/12
24F：推 DAING:赞!!推~~ 220.138.37.14 06/12
25F：推 KOG:这篇实在太好笑了XDD 218.168.49.235 06/12
26F：推 JazzMalone:楼上的是伪 KOC 61.228.178.177 06/12
27F：推 JazzMalone:老屎也玩模拟飞行吗? 61.228.178.177 06/12
28F：推 Stockton:不的...我玩jedi knight... 219.84.90.155 06/12
29F：推 JazzMalone:除了球员卡之外你的游戏也没少玩.. 61.228.178.177 06/12
30F：→ JazzMalone:什麽时候传几张签名卡给我 61.228.178.177 06/12
31F：→ JazzMalone:乡亲啊...这丢洗Stockton-to-Malone啊... 61.228.178.177 06/12
32F：推 semicoma:11140.112.239.134 06/12
33F：推 Actus:Ostertag：救命啊！敌人在我家里！218.167.184.170 06/12
34F：推 Stockton:SC打赢我再跟我要卡吧.... 219.84.90.155 06/12
36F：推 dodido:XD140.112.247.116 06/12
37F：推 FrankPallas:敢情是想成为另一个j塔？(笑) 222.157.49.142 06/12
38F：推 jasonshu:他是想建立世界奇观阿~~~ 202.178.154.59 06/12
39F：推 projazz:真是太XD了... 61.229.217.251 06/12
40F：推 JazzMalone:一时不察我也是j开头的220.136.197.130 06/12
41F：推 JazzMalone:老屎决定要送我哪一只.. 我喜欢第一代的..220.136.197.130 06/12
42F：→ JazzMalone:乡亲啊...这丢洗Stockton-to-Malone啊...220.136.197.130 06/12
44F：推 Stockton:还有实在不喜欢汪X湖的口头禅啦..没图没真相.叭 219.84.90.155 06/12
45F：推 tonometer:哈哈 这篇要置底了吗 140.112.211.30 06/12
46F：推 Stockton:什麽是J塔？ 219.84.90.155 06/12
47F：推 jasonshu:在爵士板居然可以看到两老在讨论刚弹和圣斗士.. 202.178.154.59 06/12
48F：推 tinsly:eva也来一下吧~~ 220.141.136.30 06/12
49F：推 Stockton:可是我觉得EVA的体态很变态说.腰太细，不能靠腰 219.84.90.155 06/12
50F：推 FrankPallas:[CHAT]看起来动静不大.... 222.157.49.142 06/12
51F：推 Stockton:这里问答越来越神妙了，非吾等可参透焉... 219.84.90.155 06/12
52F：推 sam369:^^ 218.168.129.7 06/12
53F：推 Stockton:[疑问]OCG还有五楼请给分是什麽意思？ 219.84.90.155 06/12
54F：推 joyboytoy:这个问题要问60楼的 134.208.40.99 06/13
55F：推 tinsly:60楼的不懂去问推爆的那一位.........220.141.121.106 06/13
56F：推 Stockton:60楼太遥远...我担心大家到不了.... 219.84.90.155 06/13
57F：推 cjASKA:没有人到的了!140.127.179.227 06/13
58F：推 gratitude:To 老屎: OGC是惯用右手的人 140.112.22.184 06/13
59F：推 gratitude:而OCG是惯用右脚的人 140.112.22.184 06/13
60F：推 gratitude:活塞不妙了! 140.112.22.184 06/13
61F：推 gratitude:但是Malone没去马刺.. 140.112.22.184 06/13
62F：推 gratitude:这麽多推文搞得好像Jazz今天有比赛 140.112.22.184 06/13
63F：推 gratitude:等到60F时我都凋零了 140.112.22.184 06/13
64F：推 gratitude:今年的活塞其实比去年强 140.112.22.184 06/13
65F：推 gratitude:LakersMalone的命运欠佳 140.112.22.184 06/13
66F：推 gratitude:SpursMalone夭折 140.112.22.184 06/13
67F：推 gratitude:JazzMalone却屹立不摇 140.112.22.184 06/13
68F：推 Stockton:X的...老屎终於看懂OGC的涵意...惯用右手.. 211.75.101.242 06/13
69F：推 Stockton:活塞、马刺都不支持，因为都才拿过冠军... 211.75.101.242 06/13
70F：推 joyboytoy:那 O3>C 是哪手.......... 134.208.40.99 06/13
71F：推 amonway:60楼到了...可是我真的不懂~~ 219.91.92.68 06/13
72F：推 jasonshu:推g兄的爵士马龙屹立不摇!! 快宣布参选州长吧!! 202.178.154.59 06/13
73F：推 Stockton:我竟然看到O3>C後笑了出来..... 211.75.101.242 06/13
74F：推 Stockton:话说从前kiss ass of ass的老巴好像没选上？ 219.84.90.155 06/13
75F：推 tonometer:推爆就可以置底了吗 140.112.211.30 06/13
76F：推 Stockton:60楼看不懂...请77楼给分... 219.84.90.155 06/13
77F：推 stevenlovego:还有11楼...大家慢慢加 59.104.213.230 06/13
78F：推 Stockton:郑先生到底是有啥事蹟啊？ 219.84.90.155 06/13
79F：→ jasonshu:他食子... 202.178.154.59 06/14
80F：推 joyboytoy:之前有位 NightElf 常来，现在又有 KOG 134.208.40.99 06/14
81F：推 Stockton:NightELF和KOG是谁？莱尔富和Knight of Girl？ 219.84.90.155 06/14
82F：推 JazzMalone:一天没来而已.. 61.228.184.235 06/14
83F：推 JazzMalone:大家就已经在讨论惯用哪一只手.. 61.228.184.235 06/14
84F：推 JazzMalone:但问题是你吃蔬菜了吗? 61.228.184.235 06/14
85F：推 JazzMalone:青菜底家啦! 61.228.184.235 06/14
86F：推 xjazz:是不是WarCraft3里的角色 211.21.17.186 06/14
87F：推 Stockton:WC3我才玩一下就没继续了，我的SC比较强... 211.75.101.242 06/14
88F：推 Stockton:郑先生为什麽要食子？不懂.... 211.75.101.242 06/14
89F：推 Actus:因为他不是老虎，虎毒不食子218.167.197.168 06/14
90F：推 gratitude:楼上的是77F 140.96.130.126 06/14
91F：推 Actus:糟糕！忘记给分！ 那交给92楼吧218.167.197.168 06/14
92F：推 gratitude:To 老屎:你的"笑了出来"是不是打错字呢? 140.96.130.126 06/14
93F：→ gratitude:因为我怀疑你用注音输入法..然後泄打成笑.. 140.96.130.126 06/14
94F：→ gratitude:真相只有一个... 140.96.130.126 06/14
95F：推 gratitude:92楼...等到花儿都笑了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
96F：推 gratitude:哎哟...我也打错字了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
97F：推 gratitude:张学友: 我等到花儿都谢了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
98F：推 gratitude:Jazz板 = 推文板 140.96.130.126 06/14
99F：推 gratitude:Jazz training camp: 140.96.130.126 06/14
100F：→ gratitude:Lesson 1: How to push? 140.96.130.126 06/14
101F：→ gratitude:Lesson 2: How to push with simple words? 140.96.130.126 06/14
102F：→ gratitude:Lesson 3: How to push with funny words? 140.96.130.126 06/14
103F：→ gratitude:Lesson 4: How to push with sexual notation? 140.96.130.126 06/14
104F：→ gratitude:Lesson 5: How to locate at the bottom? 140.96.130.126 06/14
105F：→ gratitude:Lesson 6: How to explode it? 140.96.130.126 06/14
106F：→ gratitude:Lesson 7: How to grade on the 92th floor? 140.96.130.126 06/14
107F：推 gratitude:中文版参考书: 140.96.130.126 06/14
108F：推 tinsly:↑ 真的太high了~XD 220.141.135.15 06/14
109F：→ joyboytoy:92F快到了耶 (紧张中) 比选秀还紧张 134.208.40.99 06/14
110F：推 sam369:^^ 218.168.129.7 06/14
111F：推 stevenlovego:还有3楼~~~~~~ 59.104.213.230 06/14
112F：推 wubai32:^^ 59.104.128.23 06/14
113F：推 jasonshu:好一个Jazz training camp!! XD 楼下请给分!! 202.178.154.59 06/14
114F：推 Actus:分218.167.197.168 06/14
115F：推 gratitude:刚刚断线..现在继续推荐参考书.. 140.96.130.126 06/14
116F：→ gratitude:Ref. 1: 第一次推文就上手 140.96.130.126 06/14
117F：→ gratitude:Ref. 2: 不是我教你推 140.96.130.126 06/14
118F：→ gratitude:Ref. 3: 推文狮子心 140.96.130.126 06/14
119F：推 gratitude:Ref. 4: 推文系密码 140.96.130.126 06/14
120F：推 Stockton:笑了出来是打错了...按照PTT说法是洨了出来... 211.75.101.242 06/14
121F：推 Stockton:sam36只会推^^...简单推齐确推不齐.... 211.75.101.242 06/14
122F：→ Stockton:大概一看到Utah就想:"他们很缺PG!"╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 211.75.101.242 06/14
123F：→ Stockton:推「不是我教你推」..这本好几集，我每集都看了 211.75.101.242 06/14
124F：推 Stockton:92F又黄牛没给分，这下换99F请给分... 211.75.101.242 06/14
125F：推 stevenlovego:剩1楼啦~~~~~~99楼 59.104.213.230 06/14
126F：推 gratitude:轰隆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
127F：→ gratitude:没爆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
128F：→ gratitude:老屎已是社会人士? 不然不用读那些成人书刊吧! 140.96.130.126 06/14
129F：推 gratitude:轰隆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
130F：→ gratitude:爆了! 140.96.130.126 06/14
131F：推 gratitude:现在开几个有声书单: 140.96.130.126 06/14
132F：→ gratitude:1. 推文王朝 (40集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
133F：→ gratitude:2. 推文传奇 (40集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
134F：→ gratitude:3. 推文四月天 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
135F：→ gratitude:4. 推文恋人 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
136F：→ gratitude:5. 推文今 (100集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
137F：→ gratitude:6. 推文18岁 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
138F：→ gratitude:7. 旋转推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
139F：→ gratitude:8. 推文二课 140.96.130.126 06/14
140F：→ gratitude:9. 推文事务所 140.96.130.126 06/14
141F：→ gratitude:10.好推文诊所 140.96.130.126 06/14
142F：→ gratitude:11.推文追缉令 (有些推文不说你不知道) 140.96.130.126 06/14
143F：→ gratitude:12.推文追追追 (大便一大堆) 140.96.130.126 06/14
144F：推 Stockton:回应标题：坐困愁湖堰塞难的铁拐邮差..活塞爆了 211.75.101.242 06/14
145F：→ gratitude:13.推文监定团 140.96.130.126 06/14
146F：→ gratitude:14.推文八秒半 140.96.130.126 06/14
147F：→ gratitude:15.大话推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
148F：→ gratitude:16.於每人~~推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
149F：→ gratitude:17.推文挖哇哇 140.96.130.126 06/14
150F：→ gratitude:18.推文克漏字 140.96.130.126 06/14
151F：→ gratitude:19.推左边, 推右边 140.96.130.126 06/14
152F：→ gratitude:20.推文大哥大 140.96.130.126 06/14
153F：→ gratitude:21.推文来了 140.96.130.126 06/14
154F：→ gratitude:22.推文骇客 140.96.130.126 06/14
155F：→ gratitude:23.推文心声 140.96.130.126 06/14
156F：推 gratitude:24.推文小妹大 140.96.130.126 06/14
157F：推 Stockton:security...security..电视儿童带走 211.75.101.242 06/14
158F：推 gratitude:25.纬来推文周报 140.96.130.126 06/14
159F：→ gratitude:26.ESPN推文Center 140.96.130.126 06/14
160F：→ gratitude:27.拉瑞金推文秀 140.96.130.126 06/14
161F：推 gratitude: 140.96.130.126 06/14
162F：→ gratitude:下次再介绍几味汉方推文补品... 140.96.130.126 06/14
163F：推 Stockton:酷暑閟极骤然风，北台狂卷桂花落， 219.84.90.155 06/14
164F：→ Stockton:前朝死鸡再三易，麦特磁损轨亦墨， 219.84.90.155 06/14
165F：→ Stockton:孰料拍卖天堂阔，昼夜未及藏家获， 219.84.90.155 06/14
166F：→ Stockton:人生苦短何所忌，电驴必踢续开拓。 219.84.90.155 06/14
167F：推 jasonshu:老屎还会写诗阿~~~~ 真是好屎好屎~~~~ 202.178.154.59 06/14
168F：→ Stockton:庐山百龙金秤出，星辰旋转炎钟催， 219.84.90.155 06/14
169F：→ Stockton:阿赖耶识第八感，沙罗双树瓣纷飞。 219.84.90.155 06/14
170F：→ jasonshu:沙罗双树象徵「无常」...看幕张学到的... 202.178.154.59 06/14
171F：推 Actus:事实上沙罗双树共有八棵，东西南北四个方位各两棵218.167.197.168 06/14
172F：→ Actus:每方位的两棵都是一枯一荣218.167.197.168 06/14
173F：→ Actus:象徵常、乐、我、净，和无常、无乐、无我、无净218.167.197.168 06/14
174F：推 jasonshu:请问A兄和S兄都是文学院出身的吗... 好劲阿!! 202.178.154.59 06/14
175F：推 Stockton:六道轮回恒河过，无量佛陀掌心握， 219.84.90.155 06/14
176F：→ Stockton:天舞宝轮夺六感，凤凰折翼羽飘落。 219.84.90.155 06/14
177F：→ Stockton:小的不才...是电机系的...必修国文差点挂掉... 219.84.90.155 06/14
178F：推 Actus:小的不才，是心理系的...从高中以後斗牛几乎没赢过218.167.197.168 06/14
179F：推 Stockton:Ａ兄想必不熟圣斗士啊...方有此类想法... 219.84.90.155 06/14
181F：推 Actus:如果我说我喜欢瞬，老屎会不会用异样眼光看我？218.167.197.168 06/15
182F：推 Stockton:埃、尘、沙、织、微、忍、系、毛、厘、分、一、 219.84.90.155 06/15
183F：→ Stockton:涧、正、载、极、恒河沙、阿僧只、那由他、 219.84.90.155 06/15
184F：→ Stockton:不可思议、无量大数。....瞬...很可惜，我没买. 219.84.90.155 06/15
185F：→ Stockton:十、百、千、万、亿、兆、京、垓、杼、穰、沟、 219.84.90.155 06/15
186F：→ Stockton:「一」後面要接「十、百...」才对...漏掉一行 219.84.90.155 06/15
187F：推 jasonshu:老屎今晚好High阿...国文以及数学造诣真高~~~!! 202.178.154.59 06/15
188F：推 xjazz:真是变态的最高境界 218.166.43.236 06/15
189F：推 FrankPallas:此等CHAT，以非人类所及，小弟甘拜下风.... 140.128.106.39 06/16
190F：推 tonometer:推爆了还不能置底吗...╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 140.112.211.30 06/16
191F：推 gratitude:够重的话就会跌到下面... 140.96.130.126 06/16
192F：推 gratitude:FrankPallas忘了加上[chat]记号 140.96.130.126 06/16
193F：推 FrankPallas:唉,就是来甘拜下风的,所以不敢端CHAT出来啊뀠140.120.106.245 06/16
194F：推 Stockton:蛇贪食死鸡，返厂何时达？ 219.84.90.155 06/16
195F：→ Stockton:风霜两寒暑，哀哉挪鸡鸭。 219.84.90.155 06/16
196F：→ Stockton:[CHAT]这又有什麽涵意？ 219.84.90.155 06/16
197F：→ jasonshu:Stcoktn你可以去改行当国文老师了...我打赌你一 202.178.154.59 06/16
198F：→ jasonshu:会背唐诗三百首....@_@ 202.178.154.59 06/16
199F：推 xjazz:他已经是老屎(师)了 218.166.32.179 06/16
200F：推 Stockton:到底[CHAT]和数学老师有啥特殊涵意？ 219.84.90.155 06/17
201F：→ Stockton:...唐诗能够背出三首就偷笑了... 219.84.90.155 06/17
202F：推 jasonshu:国文老师居然不知道数学老师有什麽涵义!? @_@a 202.178.154.59 06/17
203F：→ jasonshu:至於[CHAT]的涵义...去爬j塔吧 XD 202.178.154.59 06/17
204F：推 FrankPallas:[CHAT]国文不懂数学,文人相轻果不其然啊.... 222.157.49.27 06/17
205F：推 JazzMalone:几天没来就爆了 61.228.170.62 06/17
206F：推 tonometer:置底 140.112.211.30 06/18
207F：→ JazzMalone:楼上的很努力喔! 这丢洗爱节四啦! 220.136.198.65 06/18
208F：推 Stockton:看来版大不太爽这篇.... 211.75.101.242 06/18
209F：→ Stockton:暮春时将逝，飞人闪无滞， 219.84.90.155 06/19
210F：→ Stockton:奈何房客阙，圆满待何日？ 219.84.90.155 06/19
211F：→ Stockton:好吧...这是去年的事了...小的辞穷了... 219.84.90.155 06/19