白痴足球语录 是从某个国外网志看到的 不过也有一两年了 原文在这http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=254633191 中文我有翻一点放在blog上 大家看看吧(翻的不好请见谅，有错要跟我说) http://www.wretch.cc/blog/sindar/29460276 贝克汉先生讲了很多，很白痴的名言 1.My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." 我的父母一直以来都陪伴着我，大约是从我七岁开始(阿你七岁以前哩?) David Beckham 2. "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." 我希望能为义大利球队踢球，例如巴塞隆纳队(老兄，巴塞隆纳好像是在西班牙...) Mark Draper 3."I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." 就算每一场比赛都输，只要最後能获得冠军我就不会在意(每一场都输最後到底是要怎样 才能获得冠军?) Mark Viduka 4. "Let's close our eyes and see what happens..." 主播:闭上眼睛，看会发生什麽事...(到底怎样才做得到啊!) 5. "The match will be hsown on Match of the Day this evening. If you don't want to know the result, look away now as we show you Tony Adams lifting the trophy for Arsenal. " 主播:今晚要拨出比赛集锦，不想知道结果的话，请不要看Tony Adams拿着奖盃的样子(都 讲出比赛结果了你是想怎样..) 6. "If it had gone in, it would have been a goal." 主播:如果球进的话，就算是得分吧(这不是理所当然的吗??) 7. "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strips" 主播:看黑白电视机的各位观众，Spurs队穿的是黄色条纹(太白痴了) 8."Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." 我不会对贝克汉讲太毒的话，但老实说，就是他害我们输的(这句就已经够毒了!) Ian Wright 9. "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." 我太开心了(已经无法在更加开心了)，但我曾经更开心过(不是自相矛盾嘛) Ugo Ehiogu 10."Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough." 里兹是一个很棒的球队而且这几年来一直都像我的家一样， 但其实我家住在Middlesborough--Jonathan Woodgate 11."I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." 我左脚撞伤了，但某种感觉告诉我其实那是我右脚(已经痛到语无伦次了?) Lee Hendrie 12."I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."我当然希望儿子布鲁克林受洗成基督徒，但目前我还不知道要他信什 麽宗教。(你不是已经说了?) David Beckham 13."He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it--you can see it on their faces" " 他不停流口水(运球)，对方选手感到很反感----你可以从对方嫌恶的表情看的出来"这是双关语， 因为dribble除了"运球"之外，也是"流口水"的意思 14."Julian Dicks has been everywhere...it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there!"Julian Dicks整场神出鬼没，好像West Ham有十一个老二一样!!! 这也是双关语，因为Dick除了是这位运动员的姓之外，也是男生的GG的意思，所以这句话 超A的!直接看英文才能领略他的笑点。 15."Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Alex Ferguson是我目前遇到最棒的教练，其实老实说他是我目前唯一有的教练， 但总而言之他是我目前最好的教练。(贝克瀚先生你在绕口令嘛) David Beckham 16."I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." 我当然希望能够有很多群众来观赛，而不是一群空旷的群众(已经是一群群众"crowd"了, 怎麽会有"empty crowd"之言?) Johnny Giles 好累懒的翻了，大家自己看吧 "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." Paul Gascoigne "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." Peter Shilton "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester." Stan Collymore "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing." Ade Akinbiyi "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush "Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." Steve Lomas "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." Barry Venison "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." Phil Neville 有哪里翻错或是哪个数与有错请跟我讲喔!没有查字典也没有太斟酌翻译的精准度，有需 要多查证的地方请告诉我!!谢谢 source: BBC Sports Footy Quotes from :http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=254633191 stupid anchor quotes from Brits conversation total book by KR. Twohig --

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