作者ayuperfect (王国之心就是吐巴杀嘛= =)
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标题[吐嘈] 异曲同工的跳针歌
时间Sat Apr 30 13:00:17 2011
1. Sisqo - Thong Song (丁字裤歌)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
好﹐严格说的话﹐这首歌跳针的程度还不算多﹐
只是歌词本身仍然非常没意义﹐全部都在物化女性。
"baby让我看你的丁字裤丁字裤~"
请跟腥伯联络﹐谢谢。
2. Rebecca Black - Friday (星期五)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
这首歌我之前吐过了﹐所以这边就不重复说明。
曲子普通﹐歌词严重无脑流水文。
"星期五星期五~每个人都要去party~" 无限跳针
一样﹐请跟腥伯联络﹐他寂寞很久了。
3. Jenna Rose - My Jeans (我的牛仔裤)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
干 这歌词简直就是扼杀听众脑细胞的生化武器
简单翻译跟归纳一下﹐就是
"啊我逛街的时候看到一条很想要的牛仔裤
啊这个明星也穿过
哇那个明星也穿过
我的天 不敢相信她们跟我穿一样的牛仔裤
我的天我的天我的天
牛仔裤牛仔裤牛仔裤
跟我一样跟我一样跟我一样"
就这样跳针跳针跳针...实在么寿
然後歌声也是非常失败...这真的可以称为歌声吗﹖﹖唐老鸭都比较好听吧
不过Rebecca Black跟Jenna Rose都还只是两个死小孩﹐
白痴一点也是不意外。
但那个Sisqo就没藉口了啊。
几岁的人了﹐唱的歌跟那些死小孩的一样没营养。
甚至可以说Sisqo的歌更糟。
啊对了﹐讲到牛仔裤﹐
腥伯的什麽台中还是哪里的明星服饰还有在营业吗﹖
有的话Jenna Rose也可以跟腥伯联络买裤子。
最後附上牛仔裤的完整歌词 不想看的可以直接按end
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Staring out my window
I brush my hair
Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don’t know what to wear
Commercial shows on my T.V. about these cool designer jeans
That I put on at the mall, change the channel and I see
Hannah Montana’s wearing my jeans
Ashley Tisdale’s wearing my jeans
Keke Palmer’s wearing my jeans
I just can’t believe they wore those jeans like me!
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
She wore those jeans like me
Staring at the mall window
I finger through a smile
I thought about how cool I’d look if I had them on right now
I’m anxious, excited, they’re on my mind
It feels like Heelys are racing on my spine
I just can’t wait to call these my jeans
Everyone can look at me and my jeans
I can go anywhere in my jeans
But I still can’t believe she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) (x4)
She wore those jeans like me
One, here comes the two to the three
Not, it’s the T-R-I-double G
Why? She got those cool new jeans that sittin’ in the J-E-T but she’s fly
You might see me in a video, tv show, MTV, Nick, HBO
Jenna could be a model in a fashion show, look there she goes
ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she’s mad ‘cause I look fab
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but mine look new and hers just look so o-old, so o-old, so old
Oh my, look at those jeans
They should be posted in magazines
Matter of fact, let me get my phone
You can strike a pose, smile for the camera, FREEZE!
What, Trig bought a new Blackberry? (x3)
Ah, just take the picture already!
Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream when I bought those jeans
With my new ice creams and I looked so good when I hit the scene
So fresh, so clean, all eyes on me
Then I turned on my T.V.
What do I see, the Black Eyed Peas? And Jay Z?
I just can’t believe they wore they jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
She wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
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太上老君: 我绝不会输给妲己
因为我不会跟她打
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1F:推 coffeeing:牛仔裤小鬼的眼袋怎麽这麽深啊... 04/30 13:47
2F:推 roda23139:还是Friday乐胜 04/30 15:06
3F:推 saniyan:是在台东XD 但应该关门了吧(?) 04/30 15:36
4F:推 iliketea:第一首真的很糟糕 = = 04/30 15:37
5F:推 wlkinds:惫鄙惫鄙惫鄙喔~惫鄙惫鄙惫鄙喔~惫鄙惫鄙惫鄙喔~惫鄙喔~~ 04/30 15:50
6F:→ ayuperfect:楼上举的也是跳针代表﹐最近跳针歌真的多到夸张.. 04/30 15:59
7F:推 blackcateva:连词都不愿多想一点 这种歌好懒..不喜欢 04/30 21:02
8F:推 peter79727:牛仔裤小鬼好像吸毒喔...该抓去勒戒吧 04/30 22:32
9F:推 gundam0079:尤其是一堆没意义的蠢词最多 连我这个SNSD饭都觉得 04/30 22:41
10F:→ gundam0079:Mr.Taxi真是一首弱智的歌 除非你说这是人看不懂的 04/30 22:41
11F:→ gundam0079:前卫艺术 04/30 22:42
12F:推 fiercy:这种MV其实很有意义,让我们知道原来外国小孩不是都像电影 04/30 22:52
13F:→ fiercy:电视中那样男的帅、女的正,还是很多一脸欠揍的 04/30 22:53
14F:推 ashin1069:XDDDDDDDD 第一首蠢得超好笑的 不但跳针 唱不好的地方 05/01 10:33
15F:→ ashin1069:还反而不合音 05/01 10:33
16F:推 ashin1069:第三首真的是超级生化武器 啧啧 05/01 10:36
17F:→ dingcross:牛仔裤那首怎麽感觉歌词很酸XDDD 05/01 11:35
18F:→ ayuperfect:她本意应该不是酸,而是说她跟那些明星一样有品味之类 05/01 11:36
19F:→ dingcross:牛仔裤的RAP那段MV好烂= = 05/01 11:38
20F:→ dingcross:我都会把这种歌当作藉机酸同类人用的耶XD 05/01 11:39
21F:推 becometoo:第三个小鬼长的真是丑到有剩...看她唱歌的嘴脸好想把他 05/01 15:05
22F:→ becometoo:巴下去= = 05/01 15:05
23F:推 minipig0102:Friday影片的评论现在很精彩XDD 05/01 15:33
24F:推 Hanabiayu:复制人世代的歌词弱智歌词也不是一天两天的事了~~ 05/01 20:05
25F:推 sampsonlu919:推A大的精采兔曹 而且火力猛到连馨伯都中枪 XD 05/01 22:10
26F:推 kwangkwang:第3个小鬼~好想扁她 推丑到有剩 05/02 02:41
27F:→ kwangkwang:第2个声音像鸭子 长的又路人 05/02 02:43
28F:推 sunnydays:第三个这麽小黑眼圈和眼袋就如此重 囧a 05/02 02:53
29F:→ LunaTea:第二首其中一则评论好贱"this song killed bin laden"XD 05/02 18:06
30F:推 bibigun:美国人进军中东的生化武器.......... 05/07 08:07