作者USES (多用途)
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标题[创作] 艺人专卖店 2
时间Sat Aug 12 00:13:18 2006
艺人专卖店 2
店:您好 欢迎光临艺人专卖店
女:(东张西望)咦~~~真的跟那个好人说的一样耶!有好多艺人的照片唷!
店:您是说上次要买嘿射美眉的男生吗?
女:对呀!听他说这里的服务还不错,而且想要的东西应有尽有~~~
店:不不不!您可能误会了...
女:(打断)可是连嘿射会美眉都买的到了!!!
店:(怒)那是我他到我们店後面的垃圾桶捡的,还没有经过本店的同意
我们是绝对不卖瑕疵品的!
女:好好好 那我不要嘿射会美眉 我要嘿人可以吗?他好高好壮
店:(输入电脑)可以的,不过嘿人本身没有任何才艺,算是演艺圈的滞销品
这样你还要吗?
女:你管我!我就喜欢他又高又壮 怎麽样!?
店:(叹)你等一下!(跑到店後)
<十五分钟後>
店:诺!这是您要的嘿人
女:喔耶~~~是嘿人老大耶~~~
店:请等一下,还需要最後加工
女:加工
店:(拿出焊枪)
女:喂~~~你想对我的嘿人老大怎麽样?
店:(开始对嘿人喷火)帮他装熟,放心 我不会烤很久的 太熟就不像嘿人了
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