作者firegsh (☆↗煞气＠午餐↙★)
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标题[ ⑨ ] [中英]YOOOOOOOOOO千万别接触东方这款游戏_v2
时间Mon Aug 30 21:05:08 2010
千万别接触这叫「东方」的领域，
Don't touch this series called "Touhou",
这玩意从各种程度上来说太他妈邪门了！！
This shxt is so wrong, and so many mother fuxk'in levels yo,
我跟朋友聊天时，他传了三个标题只打着「Touhou」的档案给我，
I was talking with my write friend, and he sent me 3 files of the name only labeled "Touhou".
我问他「这他妈的是三小？？」
I said to this dude, "What this SHXT?"
他只是笑着说「玩就对了，玩的时候旁边不要有人！」
He just did of say, "play all of them, make sure nobody surrounds you when you're playing it!"
所以我以为是什麽伦game或其他狗屁之类的东西，
And I thought, it was some wierd h-game and some strange shxt,
於是我玩了第一个「红魔乡」，然後
but I played the first game "The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.", and it was like
Yoooooooooooooooooo!!
What the FXCK!?
接着我继续玩，
and I continued, it was like
Yoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
看着女仆射了那堆他妈的飞刀，
and I got the maid to throw a lot of mother fxck'in knives, and another
然後Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
我简直不敢相信我看到了什麽！！！
I couldn't fxck'in believe what I saw,
这应该是阎王给我放的地狱烟火秀吧？
it was like Shikieiki showing me fireworks from hell shxt,
明明是这麽可怕的玩意，
but was so deserved in it,
我却无法停下来不玩！！？？
YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAYING IT!!??
接着我继续玩「妖妖梦」！
This series 2 "Perfect Cherry Blossom." it was like dude, the 2 niggets,
那半灵看了那两个女的竟开始
and the half-ghost saw them @$%@$^,
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
然後某大婶开启了超巨大的弹幕，
And that old woman opened a huge bullet-rain and
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
就好像第三次世界大战开打，但是某红白却决定用其他卡片游戏啥鬼的决定胜负，
And it was like WW3 begins, but Reimu decides to start a card game or something different,
简直太可怕了！！！
AND IT WAS SO FXCK-DOG-CREEPY,
但是我他妈的却停不下来继续玩！！！！！！
AND IT JUST, CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT, THAT RIGHT FXCK'IN GAME!!!!
然後我开始玩「永夜抄」，
But I played "Imperishable Night.",
……「永夜抄」啊混蛋！！！！
..."Niiiiiht" niggets,
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
最终魔王可是NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET！！！！
The final boss is NEET!!!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
有个大妈叫八意永琳，
And that "Eirin" was her name niggets,
他妈的这大妈叫「八亿」！！！（弹数的意味）
"Eirin" WAS HER MOTHER FXCK'IN NAME!!!
欧买尬！我上不了天堂了，
OH MY GOD! I can't go heaven niggets,
因为我把我的灵魂卖给了火焰猫！！！！
because I sold my soul to Kaenbyou!!!
所以我现在要告诉你们一件事，千万别玩标题为「Touhou」的游戏！！！！
So I just want to tell you all right now, DON'T PLAY A GAME LABELED "TOUHOU"!!!!
千万别去玩！！！！！
DON'T DO IT NIGGETS!!!!
它就像小恶魔一样！！！！！！
It's like Koakuma!!!!
罪袋们，千万记住我说的话！！！！！！！！
REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING YOU NIGGETS!!!!
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1F：推 overboss:囧> 08/30 21:06
2F：推 blasteg:中间有奇怪的翻译XDDDDD 08/30 21:10
3F：推 ppgame:你不是只玩到永夜抄吗XD 08/30 21:11
4F：推 ttoy:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 08/30 21:11
5F：推 wasky:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET 08/30 21:13
6F：推 InfoHound:不要瞧不起公主大人啦(血泪 08/30 21:18
7F：推 ricky158207:好傲娇XD 08/30 21:19
8F：推 bear5025:推荐这个文章 08/30 21:20
9F：→ KawasumiMai:不推这篇文章，因为看起来他打扁了兔子....我非常火(? 08/30 21:29
10F：推 sarie:太好笑了这篇wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 08/30 21:32
11F：推 sakuso:好傲娇XDDDDD 08/30 21:34
12F：推 ShikiEiki:！ 没有出场也躺着中枪 08/30 21:34
13F：推 KogeBoro:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 08/30 21:35
14F：推 makoto888:所以玩了东方之後会变成罪袋？ 08/30 21:37
15F：→ PatchouliMuQ:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET 08/30 21:40
16F：推 LillyWhite:The final boss is NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! 08/30 21:41
17F：→ emulators:He just giggled and say, "Just play(ry 08/30 21:41
18F：推 davy012345:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 21:42
19F：→ emulators:make sure nobody as around when you're (ry 08/30 21:42
20F：→ emulators: is 08/30 21:42
21F：→ emulators:..mother fxck'in knives, and then I said Yoooo(ry 08/30 21:48
22F：→ emulators:I couldn't fxckin' believe what I just saw! 08/30 21:49
23F：推 ken4951:玩就对了，玩的时候旁边不要有人(‧ω‧)つ[妖精大战争 08/30 21:50
24F：→ LillyWhite:kaguya：My questions will destroy everyone! FUHAHA~ 08/30 21:52
25F：推 alerzart:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 08/30 22:12
26F：推 banban612:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! 08/30 22:21
27F：→ SaberTheBest:TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 22:23
28F：推 Komachionozu:Yoooo!!! 一起玩天则吧~~Yoooo 08/30 22:24
29F：推 Kenqr:Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo！ 08/30 22:40
30F：推 ysanderl:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! 08/30 22:52
31F：推 pairslipper:还能撑到PH真的有必要YOO吗(汗) 08/30 23:04
32F：推 pairslipper:讲that old woman不怕被拖隙间吗(隙间) 08/30 23:06
33F：推 newest:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 23:16
34F：推 ParseeM:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 08/30 23:20
35F：推 Elysion775:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 23:36
36F：推 Phantasnix:有些有点牵强 但有笑有推 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 23:37
37F：推 Mystiarun:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!! 08/30 23:47
38F：推 hsinhanchu:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/30 23:56
39F：推 darkbuffoon:其实那个YOOOOOOOOO是miss的音效，这样一切就说的通了 08/31 00:43
40F：推 tzuchanlai:YOOOOOOOO (这太有梗了XDDD 08/31 16:16
41F：推 kuadavid:The final boss is NEET!!!! XDDD 09/01 23:15