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标题Re: [外电] Wally-for-Artest trade could mean pl …
时间Sat Dec 24 04:24:06 2005
以下是当年大学联考英文3X分的人的不负责任翻译,看不下去的就讲一下让我改正吧。
※ 引述《jerod (KG4MVP)》之铭言:
: http://www.startribune.com/stories/508/5796185.html
: 再来一篇乳摸吧!
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: Ron Artest's attempt to make amends with the Pacers has failed. Donnie Walsh,
: Indiana's CEO, has insisted the Pacers will not take Artest off the inactive
: list as they attempt to trade him.
阿泰尝试回头的这条路失败了,溜马的执行长仍然坚持,在他们洽谈交易时,阿泰必须
在inactive名单里乖乖待着。
: The Timberwolves' Wally Szczerbiak ended his shooting slump a month ago. He
: has played his best basketball in the four years since his All-Star appearance.
: If there was ever a chance for Szczerbiak to be coveted by a team such as the
: Pacers, now would be the time.
帅哥摆脱了低潮,他现在的表现是四年前参加全明星赛後以来最好的一刻,如果帅哥有
机会让溜马之类的球团流口水的话,那就是现在了。以下,我们先来看看路人怎麽说。
: Andrew Hjelmeland Sr. of Plymouth was in the stands 45 minutes before
: Wednesday's tipoff against New Orleans. Would you make the deal -- Szczerbiak,
: 28, and offensively talented, for Artest, 26, and among the best two-way
: players in the world?
第一个乡民被问及是否愿意用帅哥─28岁,进攻一把罩,交易阿泰─26岁,世界上在攻
守两端表现最佳者之一,
: "Not in this town," Hjelmeland said. "We have enough jerks in this town
: already."
他说:别来!这个城市已经有太多浑蛋了。
: Andrew Jr., a 30-something fan, said: "It's not a question of skill with
: Artest, but how could you touch that attitude?
另一个乡民说:这不是因为阿泰实力的问题,而是,你敢领教他的态度吗?
: And how could you get rid of Wally? He's a great guy and he's playing very
: well."
还有,你怎能把帅哥踢掉?他是个好人(??)而且球打得超棒的。
: Jim Waters of Bloomington was in Target Center with his wife and two young
: children.
接着访问的是一个带着老婆和两个小孩的乡民。
: "Of course, I'd make that trade," Waters said. "Artest might get thrown out
: of the league, but we're trading Wally, so who cares? Wally's OK, until you
: want him to guard somebody, and then he has two left feet."
「当然,我会接受这个交易」,他说:阿泰可能被踢出联盟,但我们也想交易掉帅哥,
所以呢?那又怎样?帅哥很好,直到你要他去防守其他人,而他的表现像是有两只左脚
(XD)。
: Liz Heim, in her 20s from Wayzata, was wearing a Kevin Garnett jersey. Wally
: for Artest?
然後,是一个穿着狼老大球衣的乡民,「用帅哥交易阿泰,你觉得如何?」
: "No," said Heim, with enthusiasm. "I like Wally as a player, but it's more
: what I don't like about Ron Artest."
这位激情的乡民说:噢!千万不要,我喜欢帅哥,而且我更不喜欢阿泰!
: The Timberwolves have been extra bold only once in the 11 seasons that Kevin
: McHale has run the basketball operation for owner Glen Taylor. That was before
: the 2003-04 season, when they needed an incentive for ticket sales and for
: Kevin Garnett to sign a contract extension.
在McHale为Taylor执行篮球营运工作的十一季以来,灰狼只有一次表现的比较大胆。那
是在03-04球季之前,那时候他们需要诱因以刺激票房,并且和KG续约。
: They brought in Sam Cassell and Latrell Sprewell, talented, controversial
: veterans, and reached the Western Conference finals.
於是,他们交易来了兼具才能和经验的外星人及锁喉手,并一路杀进西区冠军赛。
: This was followed by a season of chaos -- so much so Taylor would declare the
: Cassell-Sprewell acquisitions to have been a "failed experiment."
然而,之後一整季的混乱,使得Taylor不得不承认交易他俩是个失败的实验。
: It's now a season later, Cassell and Sprewell are gone, and the Wolves are
: more of a team than in 2004-05. Yet, it's a very limited bunch, and there is
: no excitement among the ticket-buying public.
又过了一个球季,外星人跟锁喉手都走了,而灰狼也比上季更像一支团队。但是,现在
球队里面是一群缺乏创意的人,在票房上也没有任何令人兴奋的事。
: Szczerbiak is giving everything he has, and it's not enough to get the Wolves
: hovering much above the .500 mark.
帅哥尽力去做他能力所及的每件事,但这对於让球队更上一层楼仍然不够(超过五成胜
率更多)。
: Artest is beyond erratic as a personality, but he's also one of the 10 best
: all-around players in the NBA. Put him with Garnett and that would give the
: Wolves two of the top 10.
阿泰虽然个性古怪,但不可否认,他也是联盟内十大全能球员之一,如果把他和狼王摆
在一起,那灰狼就有两个超级全能球员了。
: Garnett and Artest would play off one another brilliantly. They would create
: the possibility of a playoff run next spring in a much-weakened Western
: Conference.
他们俩也可能在明年的季後赛创造另一段辉煌事蹟,尤其西区已经比之前弱上许多。(
我怎麽不这麽觉得?)
: Artest also would create the possibility of a complete implosion. He could
: elect to practice once and decide he again preferred to be a rap singer. He
: could punch an opponent and face a career-destroying suspension from David
: Stern, the NBA's autocrat.
阿泰也可能会自爆。他可能突然跑去唱他喜爱的rap,或是因海扁对手而被Stern火掉。
: The Wolves also would be creating the chance for Garnett and Artest to join
: forces and provide the best-ever basketball seen in Target Center from the
: home team.
球队也可能让KG和阿泰合作,打出队史以来在主场最棒球赛的机会。(是这个意思吗?)
: Knowing the salary difference (Artest, $6.5 million; Szczerbiak, $10 million)
: would require taking on a piece of Indiana's dead wood, and Artest would need
: a big extension to kick in after the 2008 season in order to have any chance
: to remain content and productive ... what would you do?
考虑薪资的差异(阿泰650万,帅哥1000万),.......(然後又不会翻了 = =)而阿泰
在08球季之後也会要求一份肥约,那,你会怎麽做?
: If I was Taylor, I would take a look at a team destined to remain slightly
: above average, and take a look at all those empty seats, and tell McHale to
: take his shot at Artest, even if it would cost Szczerbiak.
如果我是Taylor,我会看看球队那永远只比一般好一点点的成绩,再看看那些空的位子
,然後告诉McHale,要他锁定阿泰,即使必须送出帅哥。
: It would be the gamble of gambles, but it would provide a base of talent and
: a level of conversation that would be unmatched for this franchise.
这将是一场赌注中的赌注。
: The odds are probably above 50 percent the gamble would fail, but the odds
: are close to 100 percent that the Wolves as currently constituted will be a
: non-factor in the playoffs and maintain their lowly status with Twin Cities
: sports consumers.
这个赌注有50%以上的机率会失败,但如果灰狼维持现状,进不了季後赛(不知道non-f
-actor是什麽,所以乱猜 orz)和不受双城人支持的机率是将近100%。
果然,当年英文3X分的成绩够客观 XD
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※ 编辑: kusodirector 来自: 61.231.195.242 (12/24 04:24)
※ 编辑: kusodirector 来自: 61.231.195.242 (12/24 04:26)
1F:推 wies1ey:2支左脚那段让我大笑 XDXD 12/24 08:03
2F:推 Wil:噢!千万不要,我喜欢帅哥,而且我更不喜欢阿泰! 12/24 10:36
3F:推 PhillyMars:推两只左脚,噗。 12/24 15:32
4F:推 sssfrost:dead woods 大概是指灰狼必须接受溜马的烂货以平衡薪资吧 12/24 17:19
5F:→ sssfrost:另外翻得很赞,推! 12/24 17:20
6F:→ kusodirector:是吗?我本来也有猜,可是想到阿泰要加人才能换帅哥 12/24 17:22
7F:→ kusodirector:就觉得怪怪的。 12/24 17:23
8F:→ kusodirector:谢啦,其实後面翻得满心虚的.. 12/24 17:23
9F:推 pett:帅哥很强..不希望交易他 12/25 02:56
10F:推 BeStronger:很久没看到这麽好笑的外电了XD 翻的很棒 期待有下一篇 12/25 03:56