以下是当年大学联考英文3X分的人的不负责任翻译，看不下去的就讲一下让我改正吧。 ※ 引述《jerod (KG4MVP)》之铭言： : http://www.startribune.com/stories/508/5796185.html : 再来一篇乳摸吧！ : ----------------- : Ron Artest's attempt to make amends with the Pacers has failed. Donnie Walsh, : Indiana's CEO, has insisted the Pacers will not take Artest off the inactive : list as they attempt to trade him. 阿泰尝试回头的这条路失败了，溜马的执行长仍然坚持，在他们洽谈交易时，阿泰必须 在inactive名单里乖乖待着。 : The Timberwolves' Wally Szczerbiak ended his shooting slump a month ago. He : has played his best basketball in the four years since his All-Star appearance. : If there was ever a chance for Szczerbiak to be coveted by a team such as the : Pacers, now would be the time. 帅哥摆脱了低潮，他现在的表现是四年前参加全明星赛後以来最好的一刻，如果帅哥有 机会让溜马之类的球团流口水的话，那就是现在了。以下，我们先来看看路人怎麽说。 : Andrew Hjelmeland Sr. of Plymouth was in the stands 45 minutes before : Wednesday's tipoff against New Orleans. Would you make the deal -- Szczerbiak, : 28, and offensively talented, for Artest, 26, and among the best two-way : players in the world? 第一个乡民被问及是否愿意用帅哥─28岁，进攻一把罩，交易阿泰─26岁，世界上在攻 守两端表现最佳者之一， : "Not in this town," Hjelmeland said. "We have enough jerks in this town : already." 他说：别来！这个城市已经有太多浑蛋了。 : Andrew Jr., a 30-something fan, said: "It's not a question of skill with : Artest, but how could you touch that attitude? 另一个乡民说：这不是因为阿泰实力的问题，而是，你敢领教他的态度吗？ : And how could you get rid of Wally? He's a great guy and he's playing very : well." 还有，你怎能把帅哥踢掉？他是个好人（??）而且球打得超棒的。 : Jim Waters of Bloomington was in Target Center with his wife and two young : children. 接着访问的是一个带着老婆和两个小孩的乡民。 : "Of course, I'd make that trade," Waters said. "Artest might get thrown out : of the league, but we're trading Wally, so who cares? Wally's OK, until you : want him to guard somebody, and then he has two left feet." 「当然，我会接受这个交易」，他说：阿泰可能被踢出联盟，但我们也想交易掉帅哥， 所以呢？那又怎样？帅哥很好，直到你要他去防守其他人，而他的表现像是有两只左脚 （XD）。 : Liz Heim, in her 20s from Wayzata, was wearing a Kevin Garnett jersey. Wally : for Artest? 然後，是一个穿着狼老大球衣的乡民，「用帅哥交易阿泰，你觉得如何？」 : "No," said Heim, with enthusiasm. "I like Wally as a player, but it's more : what I don't like about Ron Artest." 这位激情的乡民说：噢！千万不要，我喜欢帅哥，而且我更不喜欢阿泰！ : The Timberwolves have been extra bold only once in the 11 seasons that Kevin : McHale has run the basketball operation for owner Glen Taylor. That was before : the 2003-04 season, when they needed an incentive for ticket sales and for : Kevin Garnett to sign a contract extension. 在McHale为Taylor执行篮球营运工作的十一季以来，灰狼只有一次表现的比较大胆。那 是在03-04球季之前，那时候他们需要诱因以刺激票房，并且和KG续约。 : They brought in Sam Cassell and Latrell Sprewell, talented, controversial : veterans, and reached the Western Conference finals. 於是，他们交易来了兼具才能和经验的外星人及锁喉手，并一路杀进西区冠军赛。 : This was followed by a season of chaos -- so much so Taylor would declare the : Cassell-Sprewell acquisitions to have been a "failed experiment." 然而，之後一整季的混乱，使得Taylor不得不承认交易他俩是个失败的实验。 : It's now a season later, Cassell and Sprewell are gone, and the Wolves are : more of a team than in 2004-05. Yet, it's a very limited bunch, and there is : no excitement among the ticket-buying public. 又过了一个球季，外星人跟锁喉手都走了，而灰狼也比上季更像一支团队。但是，现在 球队里面是一群缺乏创意的人，在票房上也没有任何令人兴奋的事。 : Szczerbiak is giving everything he has, and it's not enough to get the Wolves : hovering much above the .500 mark. 帅哥尽力去做他能力所及的每件事，但这对於让球队更上一层楼仍然不够（超过五成胜 率更多）。 : Artest is beyond erratic as a personality, but he's also one of the 10 best : all-around players in the NBA. Put him with Garnett and that would give the : Wolves two of the top 10. 阿泰虽然个性古怪，但不可否认，他也是联盟内十大全能球员之一，如果把他和狼王摆 在一起，那灰狼就有两个超级全能球员了。 : Garnett and Artest would play off one another brilliantly. They would create : the possibility of a playoff run next spring in a much-weakened Western : Conference. 他们俩也可能在明年的季後赛创造另一段辉煌事蹟，尤其西区已经比之前弱上许多。（ 我怎麽不这麽觉得？） : Artest also would create the possibility of a complete implosion. He could : elect to practice once and decide he again preferred to be a rap singer. He : could punch an opponent and face a career-destroying suspension from David : Stern, the NBA's autocrat. 阿泰也可能会自爆。他可能突然跑去唱他喜爱的rap，或是因海扁对手而被Stern火掉。 : The Wolves also would be creating the chance for Garnett and Artest to join : forces and provide the best-ever basketball seen in Target Center from the : home team. 球队也可能让KG和阿泰合作，打出队史以来在主场最棒球赛的机会。（是这个意思吗？） : Knowing the salary difference (Artest, $6.5 million; Szczerbiak, $10 million) : would require taking on a piece of Indiana's dead wood, and Artest would need : a big extension to kick in after the 2008 season in order to have any chance : to remain content and productive ... what would you do? 考虑薪资的差异（阿泰650万，帅哥1000万），.......（然後又不会翻了　= =）而阿泰 在08球季之後也会要求一份肥约，那，你会怎麽做？ : If I was Taylor, I would take a look at a team destined to remain slightly : above average, and take a look at all those empty seats, and tell McHale to : take his shot at Artest, even if it would cost Szczerbiak. 如果我是Taylor，我会看看球队那永远只比一般好一点点的成绩，再看看那些空的位子 ，然後告诉McHale，要他锁定阿泰，即使必须送出帅哥。 : It would be the gamble of gambles, but it would provide a base of talent and : a level of conversation that would be unmatched for this franchise. 这将是一场赌注中的赌注。 : The odds are probably above 50 percent the gamble would fail, but the odds : are close to 100 percent that the Wolves as currently constituted will be a : non-factor in the playoffs and maintain their lowly status with Twin Cities : sports consumers. 这个赌注有50%以上的机率会失败，但如果灰狼维持现状，进不了季後赛（不知道non-f -actor是什麽，所以乱猜　orz）和不受双城人支持的机率是将近100%。 果然，当年英文3X分的成绩够客观　XD --

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