作者longstay (longstay)
看板TigerBlue
标题哈萨克国歌 (全体起立)
时间Tue Jul 15 10:22:57 2008
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
哈萨克是世上最伟大的国家
All other countries are run by little girls.
所有其它国家都由小娘炮当家
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
哈萨克的钾出口量世界第一
Other countries have inferior potassium.
其它国家的钾都是逊咖
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
哈萨克是天山游泳池的故乡
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
它有六米宽，三十米长
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
它的过滤系统是奇蹟之作
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
可去除百分之八十的人类排泄物
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
哈萨克，哈萨克真是个好地方
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
从塔拉谢克平原到北部的犹太墙
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
四海皆兄弟除了乌兹别克人
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
他们爱管闲事脑袋里长骨刺
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
哈萨克的工业举世无双
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
我们发明了裤带和太妃糖
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
在这里召妓只有哈萨克的最乾净
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
不过不比土库曼的那些乾净
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
哈萨克，哈萨克真是个好地方
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
从塔拉谢克平原到北部的犹太墙
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
请来捧捧我们领导人的大卵葩
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
从蛋蛋的袋袋绵延到乌龟的头头和尾巴
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