作者averywu (我是阿Q )
看板TigerBlue
标题[创作] 腐女 v1.0
时间Sat Nov 24 02:22:32 2007
include("comic.php")
include("cake.php")
include("coffie.php")
$system_status = checkpc("mypc");
$tools_status = MsnGroup("account","getstatus","tools","online");
$schedule = GetSchedule("today");
If(empty($schedule)) { $schedule = "sleep"; }
Switch($schedule)
{
case study:
read("comic");
break;
case homework;
eat("cake","coffie");
break;
case sleep;
system("pcman","ptt.cc","hate");
break;
}
If($system_status == "broken")
{
while($tools_status[account])
{
message("HI,I need you ^_<");
If(empty("message_resopne"))
{
MsnGroup("movegroup","tools","block");
}
$tools = OK;
}
If($tools != "OK");
{
$new_tools = MsnGroup("search","photo")
while($new_tools)
{
If($new_tools[photo] == "great"; )
{ MsnGroup("addgroup","ATM"); }
Elseif( $new_tools[photo] == "nice"; )
{ Msn Group("addgroup","goodman"; ) }
Else
{ Msn Group("addgroup","tools";) }
}
}
}
本来有这麽一行的, $wet = GetStatus("blackforest");
但想想实在太不敬,玩笑开的会过头,所以去掉了.
请不要 MsnGroup("averywu","movegroup","block");
感恩........
我知道我打这篇就己经屎定了.......
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1F：推 Nashooko:看到你的程式码里没有BL，我就知道你把腐女跟宅女搞错了 11/24 11:02
2F：推 Daz2005i:先搞清楚腐女是啥吧... 11/24 12:34
3F：推 JingX:没有BL 你屎定了~~~~ 11/24 14:13
4F：推 lcc0214:你搞错了 11/24 22:46
5F：→ Nashooko:呃，虽然写得很好，但能不能先把定义搞对再说，这有误导 11/26 21:29
6F：→ Nashooko:的嫌疑耶....囧 11/26 21:29
7F：→ briankch:coffee 11/28 16:58
8F：推 viatoryi:这腐在哪里?= =a 12/22 12:42