作者cleanwind (骨傲风清(挂网))
看板TigerBlue
标题Re: [创作] 宅男v1.0
时间Thu Nov 22 01:50:15 2007
其实应该是这样 XD
#include <stdio.h>
main(void)
{
printf("科科");
}
※ 引述《[email protected] (旅法师)》之铭言：
: 帮你简化一下
: int main()
: {
: printf("科科");
: return 0;
: }
: ※ 引述《[email protected] (我是阿Q )》之铭言：
: > $v_now_clock = getdate();
: > $v_oops_power = getsize();
: > $schedule = getschedule();
: > include("comic.php");
: > include("game.php");
: > include("computer.php");
: > /* System Reset Here
: > if($v_now_clock[hours] >= 23 and $v_oops_power > 30 )
: > {
: > include("adultvideo.php");
: > $wowow = true;
: > }
: > // Warring ! For Programer use only
: > // Please Don't modify. !!!
: > */
: > Switch($schedule)
: > {
: > case study:
: > while($schedule)
: > { readcomic(); }
: > break;
: > case homework:
: > while($schedule)
: > { playgame(); }
: > break;
: > case sleep:
: > while($schedule)
: > { usecomputer(); }
: > break;
: > case other:
: > while($schedule)
: > { exec(telnet ptt.cc); }
: > break;
: > }
: > If(empty($schedule)) { $schedule = sleep; }
: > If($schedule == "YAYAYA" and $wowow == true; )
: > {
: > msnonline(off);
: > doorlock(true);
: > window(lock);
: > cellphone(off);
: > telphone(busy);
: > earphone(on);
: > Tissues(standby);
: > setfilepermission(read/write);
: > $ohya = getfile("Hello World.avi");
: > while($protein)
: > {
: > playfile($ohya);
: > handwork(lefthand,speed30,uptodown);
: > }
: > unlock(all);
: > }
: > }
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