哈 哈 哈 very funny. -- Kevin Durant Accused of Being Illuminati By Teammates http://0rz.tw/YuscQ ※ 引述《mainjo74 (mainjo)》之铭言： : 杜兰特入邪教　未婚妻受不了闹分手 : http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/sports/20140724/439353/ : WNBA球员莫妮卡(Monica Wright)日前受访时透露已和雷霆看板球星杜兰特(Kevin : Durant)解除婚约，两人分道扬镳，美国八卦网站mediatakeout.com惊爆2人分手主因，是 : 因为杜兰特竟是神秘宗教组织「光明会(Illuminati)」的成员，莫妮卡难以接受他的宗教 : 信仰，只能选择分手。 : 莫妮卡在去年7月答应杜兰特的求婚，她当时还在推特(Twitter)秀了杜兰特送的大钻戒， : 羡煞旁人，想不到婚都还没结，就因宗教信仰劳燕分飞，莫妮卡闺蜜透露：「一开始2人 : 订婚时，杜兰特只是1名基督徒，现在我不知道他开始信仰些什麽，我觉得这都要怪他加 : 盟Jay-Z的经纪公司，整个人变得怪怪的。」 : 美国运动八卦网站emoiresports曾在4月就报导过，雷霆队友们纷指杜兰特是「光明会」 : 的人，雷霆主帅布鲁克斯说：「这孩子确实变得有些不同，他原本是个超级乖宝宝，个性 : 超Nice、超有礼貌，但自从光明会拉他入会後，事情有了转变，他现在变成全联盟技术犯 : 规第2多的球员，我不知道怎麽帮他。」本季结束後，杜兰特共有生涯新高16次技术犯规 : ，全联盟最多。 “There is definitely something up with that kid.” Said head coach of the Thunder Scott Brooks. “He used to be so incredibly nice. He was the most polite person ever. Once the Illuminati got their claws into him, though, things have turned around drastically. Kevin has the second most technical fouls in the league right now. I just don’t know what to do with him.” : 杜兰特的队友也爆料：「他赚很多钱，但从不花钱，我们从未见过他买过任何奢侈品，他 : 过的日子跟穷光蛋没什麽两样，其他的队友们，我们大家都很会花，像我在车库里就有16 : 辆车，床上有堆得像座山的马子，我想杜兰特应该是把他的钱都给了『光明会』。」 : 因为杜兰特态度丕变，他在球队开始遭受排挤，对此杜兰特说：「大家都不鸟我，我很诚 : 实地说我不是光明会的人，我甚至不知道他们在干嘛，我就只是1个25岁在打NBA的小伙子 : ，我到现在之所以听过『光明会』，也是从汤姆汉克斯(Tom Hanks)的电影里看到的。」 : 但面对杜兰恶的严词否认，布鲁克斯不以为然：「他当然会这样说，难道他会承认吗？我 : 只能说种种迹象都可以证明。」 “He’s making money. He’s not spending it. We haven’t seen him buy anything extravagant. He lives the life of a pauper outside of the team, and it’s frightening.” Said a member of the team, speaking on the guise of anonymity. “The rest of us guys, we go out and blow money on whatever we want. I’ve got 16 cars in my garage. I’ve got mountains of girls in my bed. I’ve got it all, baby. Durant…man, Kevin, his money, man. He must be giving it all to those Illuminati peoples.” Reportedly, Durant has been ostracized during pre-game warmups and after game drills. “They won’t help me out. They won’t pass me the ball in games. I can’t even get any of the guys to talk to me anymore. They think I’m some kind of freak.” said Durant, clearly frustrated with his team’s actions towards him. “I can honestly say that I am not in the Illuminati. I don’t even know who they are or what they’re about. I’m just a kid. Man, I’m 25 years old and I play pro ball. How much do you really think I know about the world? I only heard of the Illuminati the same way everyone else did – watching them movies with Tom Hanks.” “Well of course he said he’s not Illuminati.” said Brooks, when told about what Durant said. “Did you really think he was going to admit it? All I’m saying is…there are signs.” Durant could not be reached for further comment. A spokesperson for the NBA, who wishes to remain anonymous, did say that the NBA has their suspicions, but are not currently taking any action at this time. More information will be released as it becomes available. : 光明会是发源自启蒙运动时期的1个秘密宗教组织，成立於1776年5月1日，至今已有238年 : 历史，成立初期吸引众多数学家、物理学家、天文学家和艺术家加入，随着声势逐渐壮大 : ，罗马教廷倍感威胁，因此将光明会列为邪教，开始展开肃清，光明会自此走入地下化。 : 电影《达文西密码》故事剧情就是描述光明会与罗马天主教会之间的冲突。（陈雍仁／综 : 合报导） The Illuminati was a secret society started in the late 1700s. At that point, it was designed to thwart government power and prejudices. Over time, though, the group changed, and they became less about stopping the powers-that-be from running the country and its people, and move to become the group that ran the world. : 这是真的吗＝＝ 这篇的来源是Empire Sports，作者叫做whoisgrimm <-这像是可靠来源吗 让我们来看看这篇网站上还有甚麽东西...(碍於篇幅，自己点进去看) Carmelo Anthony Signs Multi-Year Deal With The Miami Heat 06/26 http://www.empiresports.co/carmelo-anthony-signs-with-the-miami-heat/ One of the most exciting players in the NBA, Carmelo Anthony, announced earlier today that he has signed a 3-year deal with The Miami Heat, hoping to replace the talent that Miami is losing after it was recently announced that their star player, LeBron James, would be leaving to become a free agent. Anthony will be headed to a new city, on a new team, in attempts to do what he was trying to do with The Knicks – win a title. Tony Romo And Jason Witten Admit To Homosexual Romance http://0rz.tw/JkZji “Jason and I both felt like the time to come clean was now. With the all the acceptance of being gay now we had no reason not to. We are in love and no one can take that away from us. Since day one we felt something special between us and that eventually led to us having a relationship for several years now.” said Romo who was hand in hand with lover Jason Witten next to him. 结果就只有一堆不好笑的幻想文章，参考性只有bleacher report的1%吧 -- 保险起见，我还在google和twitter上用 KD Illuminati, Kevin Durant Illuminati Durant Monica Illuminati这些关键字搜寻过 有兴趣可以自己去搜搜看 -- 会英翻中不代表可以这样乱找一篇外电贴出来(...这连外电都不算) 记者素质 哀 *** 补充一下报导中提到的mediatakeout.com http://0rz.tw/Tyc94 (这应该是最接近的) MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NBA Star Kevin Durant’s FIANCE Says She BROKE UP WITH HIM . . . Because He STOPPED BEING ‘Christian’ . . . When He Got SIGNED TO JAY Z!! (ILLUMINATI 6-6-6) MediaTakeOut.come was the FIRST news source in the world to tell you about NBA superstar Kevin Durant's ENGAGEMENT to the lovely and VERY Christian WNBA player Monica Wright. And we told you about their BREAK UP. Now we're finding out WHY!! Monica spoke OPENLY about the reason's for her ENGAGEMENT ENDING last week at a BIBLE STUDY open to the public. She said of Kevin - "I was engaged last year, and it kind of changed that relationship big time. Cause I was going in a direction that unfortunately a lot of people aren’t willing to sacrifice their lifestyle for." We spoke to a person close to Monica who had some MORE INFO on what happened. She explained, "When Kevin and Monica were engaged, [Kevin] was a Christian. He had his struggles but he was definitely committed. Now I don't know what he is. I blame it on [Signing with Jay Z's management company] RocNation. He moved to L.A. has a bunch of internet THOTS around day and night, and he thinks he's a rapper." The insider added, "He made his choices and I'm sure they'll give him all the fame and riches that he desires, but I pray for his soul." Dang . . . they got him too??? Here is Monica speaking on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZKj7-htxE7s 厄...就连排版乱七八糟的八卦网站也不是这麽说的... -- "HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT FAILS TO WORK HARD." --

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