http://dailythunder.com/2013/07/thursday-bolts-7-11-13/ http://dailythunder.com/2013/07/wednesday-bolts-7-10-13/ 1. Jordan White for TrueHoop on Reggie Jackson: “It’s not fair, really. Jackson is too talented, too experienced, and just too good to play in the Summer League." 不公平啦，去新手村欺负人 -- OKC vs. PHI https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RxeJSsqzzas 2. Perk在五月时一直坚持他不需要动手术，当时他说他很兴奋「这个夏天不用动手术」 3. 今年的缴税名单 Team Tax Payment Lakers $29,259,739 Heat $13,346,242 Nets $12,883,647 Knicks $9,962,406 Bulls $3,932,336 Celtics $1,181,640 4. Kendrick Perkins Plans Kevin Durant’s Bachelor Party http://ballerball.com/kendrick-perkins-plans-kevin-durants-bachelor-party/ Ya’ll, 大家， Look, everyone needs to answer me back this time, for real. This is the 3rd email I sent and if I have to send another one, I’m gonna start shooting more 3′s this season. 这次一定要回应我─真的。我已经寄三封了，再不回我这一季就要开始投三分球。 BET I WON’T. 最好不会发生 Alright, now as the official organizer for KD’s bach party I got a couple of things to address. First off, Russ went ahead and got us reservations at Abuelo’s. Ya’ll don’t like it, take it up with a tree. 好啦，身为KD单身派对的主办人，我有几点事情要宣布：一、Russ自己跑去帮我们订 Abuelo’s─你们不会喜欢跟树办派对的。 Next, ya’ll don’t tell D-Fish about this. We all know when he starts drinkin’ that dude gets crazy. He’s always makin’ bets that he can do things in .4 seconds, which is stupid as hell. Once, when we were drinkin’ (responsibly, yo) this dude bet me 5K that he could down a beer, then strip to his boxers and jump in the pool, then swim across, then get out of the pool and run to McDonalds and back… in .4 seconds. I hella cashed out, but that ish is ridiculous. So keep it shut around Fish. 还有，不要跟D-Fish说。我们都知道他喝醉会变什麽样子。他老是赌他在0.4秒内能干嘛 ，蠢的跟什麽一样。有次我们都喝醉(负责任啊，yo)的情况下，这家伙跟我赌5k说他可以 可以乾掉啤酒、脱到剩四角裤、跳进游泳池、游到对面、出游泳池跑去麦当劳再跑回来─ 都在0.4秒内。我真的把钱掏出来，不过这真是蠢爆了。 所以请不要跟老渔透露这件事。 Also, I went ahead and bought a card or whatever. The only people that have signed it are Nick Collison and myself. 还有，我买了一张卡片，现在只有我和Nick Collsion签名。 http://ballerball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/durant-wedding-card21.jpg Ya’ll better get on that now, or I’m gonna start running the point this season. 快签好，不然我这季要控球。 BET I WON’T. 希望我不会。 Also, Bron is gonna be there and we all know how I feel about that *#&@^. I don’t like him but KD does and this is about him. So, for real, he’ll need to be kept at least 10 feet away from me at all times. If he gets closer, it ’ll be on ya’ll for what happens. That’s all I’m sayin’. 还有，Bron(LeBron)也会去，你们知道我他妈的感觉如何，我不喜欢他但是KD喜欢─既 然这是KD的派对所以就是这样了。不过说真的，请让他跟我保持10尺以上的距离，如果 他靠近我，发生什麽事就是你们的责任。言尽於此。 And no “I’m tired of being second” jokes. Alright, with his wedding and stuff, the joke will present itself several times due to the sacrificial nature of marriage, but come on guys… let’s leave that low-hangin’ fruit alone. We’re better than that. 还有禁止「我厌倦当老二」的梗。是啦，根据婚姻的牺牲原则，这个笑话会在婚礼中自行 呈现出来好几次，不过拜托，这种低阶笑话就免了，我们的等级比这种东西好多了。 I went ahead and covered the cost of the Karaoke machine for the hotel room. Included in the song packages are “Country Hits”, “Top 50 Pop Sensations” , “Rockin’ Oldies” and “Don’t Tell Mommy.” Dunno what the hell that last one is, but ya’ll need to pay up for that thing. Cost me $600 for the night so everyone owes $32.11 a piece. If I don’t get it, I’ll enter the All Star Skills Challenge this season. 我出钱垫了旅馆房间的卡拉OK机，还有“Country Hits”, “Top 50 Pop Sensations” , “Rockin’ Oldies” and “Don’t Tell Mommy.”等等歌曲套装─虽然我不知道最後 那个是三小，不过你们记得要付钱。这花了我$600镁，所以你们要付$32.11镁。我没收到 钱的话今年就由我参加技术挑战赛。 BET I WON’T. 最好不要。 Lastly, we need to think of a prank. I suggested running a car into his living room but Thabo said that was stupid. (Go ahead and say ya’lls goodbyes to Thabo, BTW). Anyways, other prank ideas are welcomed. 最後，我们需要整人的点子，我想到的点子是开着车子冲进KD的客厅，不过Thabo说那点子 很蠢。 (顺带一提，记得去跟Thabo说再见。) 总而言之，欢迎所有点子。 Alright that’s all I got. 以上是我要说的 Shut up, 闭嘴 -Perk - Perk -- "HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT FAILS TO WORK HARD." --

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