It's hard to believe but this is the fourth instalment of Popcorn Tennis Awards. The Tennis Awards that are always controversial but rarely recognized by players. 这让人难以置信，但这已经是第四届的爆米花网球大赏了。这些奖项一向具有争议， 并极少被选手承认。 If you're new to the Popcorn Tennis Awards, they honour those players who made a significant contribution to the Australian Open, be it on court or off. Unfortunately, we don't have any room in our schedule tonight for those who have exhibited on-court brilliance, miracuous shot-making ability or won seven matches in a row - there are plenty of awards that cover that already. No, the Popcorn Tennis Awards complement the Grand Slam like the Razzie Awards outrates the Oscars each year. 如果您是第一次看"爆米花网球大赏"，这是一个颁给那些不论在场内或场外 带给澳网很大贡献的人。很不幸的，我们没有留奖给那些在球场上表现杰出，打出 惊人的球，或七连胜的那些人-他们已经有足够的奖项。 我们使大满贯更完整，就像 金酸梅奖使奥斯卡奖更完整一样。 We have, however, had one person withdraw already - our guest host Marat Safin. winner of numerous Popcorn Tennis honours, couldn't be us tonight. His agents mentioned something about these awards not being real and the whole thing being a waste of Marat's time. Probably fair enough. 不过，我们已经有人退出了-客座主持人Marat Safin，同时也是多座爆米花网球奖 的得主今晚不在这，他的经济人说了一些啥有关这奖都是假的并只是浪费 他的时间之类的话，还挺有道理的 And so, without further ado, it's time to hand out our first gong 废话不多说，来颁奖吧 The Sara Lee Award for the best impression of an apple pie goes to Venus Williams' dress. We also had sponsor ship from a lattice manufacturer for this award, but I don't eat lattice. 由於成功的模仿了苹果派而得到"Sara Lee奖"的是大威的衣服。 我们也有得到lattice制造商的赞助，但很不幸的，我不吃lattice (lattice:一种糕点，也是格子状) "The Hell Hath no Fury Award" goes to Kim Clijsters for hijacking her interview with Todd Woodbridge. If you haven't seen it by now you either haven't been watching tennis or have never heard of Youtube 克妈得到了"The Hell hath no Fury Award"，因为她成功的操纵了木桥给她 的赛後访问。 如果您还没看过那段访问，您不是最近没在看网球，就是 没听说过Youtube。 Our next award is pretty self-explanatory, it's the "It's not an Apple ,Stan Award". Next time, Stan, if you're hungry, ask one of the ballkids for a banana. 我们下一个奖不需多作解释，它是"史丹，那不是食物 奖"史丹，下一次你肚子饿时 叫旁边随便一个球童带支香蕉给你。 And Stan, While you're up here you also won "The MaratSafin Award for Racquet Origami", Stan gets the nod for his stunning one strike demolition of his racquet during his straight set lose to Roger Federer Stan made his racquet into a smaller compact model. Nice work, Stan. 史丹，既然你已经上台了，你同时也赢得了"Marat Safin的球拍折纸奖" 你在那场直落三输给费德勒的那场球赛中，惊人的一击拆解，为您夺下了这座奖 他把他的球拍变小了一号，史丹，做得好。 "The Street Fighting Award" this year was a tie between Spaniards Juan Monaco and Feliciano Lopez, and Indians Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi; and the Bryan brothers and Philipp Petzschner and Jurgen Melzer, for their respective doubles dust ups. Mike Bryan's comment "You're gonna be on the news if you keep talking like this" was one of the more insightful things heard all tourament. A career as a media advisor awaits when he hangs up his racquet. "街头快打奖"在西班牙的Juan Monaco 与 Feliciano Lopez，和印度的Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi，和布莱恩兄弟，和Philipp Petzschner与 Jurgen Melzer 四组间战成平手，多亏了他们分别在双打场上的争吵。 麦可 布莱恩如是说: "如果你说话继续这样会上新闻" 这是大会少见的中肯之言 媒体人的工作在他退休後等着他。 "The Energiser Bunny Award" goes to Francesca Schiavone who backed up an icredible four hour, 44 minute epic win over Svetlana Kuznetsova, in which she saved six match points, with another three setter against Great Dane Caroline Wozniacki. "金顶兔子奖"的得奖人是凤姐，因为她成功的在一场4小时44分的马拉松大战中 ，挽救了六个赛末点，并最终击败库娃。并在下一场比赛又跟Woz打了三盘大战。 Speaking of Caro, "The Truth is More Boring than Fiction Award" goes to her for her story about being attacked by a baby kangaroo. Turns out slightly awkawrd No.1 walked into a treadmill. Whoops... 说到Woz，她用她被小袋鼠攻击的故事赢得了"故事总是比事实精彩奖"，事实是 这个有点尴尬的世界第一只是撞上了跑步机 "The Golden Racquet for the Best Actor" goes to Agnieszka Radwanska. After the Polish 12th seed's racquet came in for a spot of abuse, Agi was a picture of shock when the head of her racque flew off the handle as she attempted a backhand return (Youtube it if you haven't seen it). Reportedly the "oohs" and "ahhs" were drowned out by the sound of running feet as agents rushed from everywhere desperate to sign Radwanska up for her first Hollywood feature. "金球牌之最佳演员奖"颁给了Agnieszka Radwanska，在这位波兰第十二号种子 的球拍因受不了虐待而罢工後，当她的球拍面在她试图反手回发球飞走时，她的 惊恐表情可为经典。观众的惊呼声都被从世界各地跑来想与她签约拍电影的经济人 的脚步声给淹没。 "The Golden Microphone Award" for the best work in the press room goes to Chinese sensation Na Li for these gems among others: 给在记者室中表现最好的"金麦克风奖"的得奖人事李娜，因为她说出了如下珍言 "I was wake up every hour [because my husband was snoring],so I say 'Stop, I couldn't sleep' My husband just like say 'Relax.' I say, 'How? Tell me how can relax because I couldn;t sleep.' " "我每个小时都被(我老公打呼)吵醒, 所以我对他说'别打呼了，我睡不着'，他就只 是回了一句'放轻松'，我也回了他'你睡不着怎麽放轻松' When asked "What got you through the third set even though you didn't have a lot of sleep last night?" Li's answer with a smile "Prize money". 当问到她是怎麽在没睡多少的情况下熬过第三盘时，她微笑着回答:"奖金" "Do you think your Mom will come over for the final on Saturday?" 你认为你妈礼拜六决赛会来吗 "I ask her many times, I say 'please come with me' 'No, no I have my life I didn;t want to come with you'" 我问她许多次了，我说"拜托来嘛" 她回"不，我有自己的生活，我不想去" And finally, "The John McEnroe Award for the Best Dummy Spit" goes to Sophie Ferguson for her first-round meltdown against Croatia'a Petra Martic. 最後，"John McEnroe的最佳发脾气奖"的获奖人是Sophie Ferguson， 得奖原因是她第一轮面对克罗埃西亚的Petra Martic时的大崩溃。 Thanks for joining us and see you in 2012 for the fufth Popcorn Tennis Awards. Next year we may even have real awards with a proper ceremony. Then again, probably not. 谢谢您的参与，我们明年第五届"爆米花网球大赏"再会，明年我们搞不好会有真的奖座 和正式的颁奖典礼! 话又说回来，应该是不会有 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 原文:http://ppt.cc/lmJq 有好多地方不太会翻，还请高人指点(鞠躬) -- 梗(X) => 哏(O) 请各位爱哏弟兄不要再用别字了!! --

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