作者osga (A za A za Fighting!)
看板TakeThat
标题Re: [新闻] Take That for Diana
时间Wed May 9 22:00:55 2007
Robbie Williams to Join Take That at Diana Concert Free For All 2007.05.03
新闻出处:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i18222
Robbie Williams agent today confirmed that he will be joining his
old band Take That at the free for all that is the Diana concert.
Following a slide in his career Robbie has at last decided that it
might be prudent to clutch that last straw being tentatively offered
by his old band-mates.
Robbie's agent said today that she was certain Robbie would be on top
form following his stint in rehab and that he will almost certainly
be singing solo, hogging the limelight, upstaging his fellow band mates
and generally taking over the whole gig in a prat-like manner.
Mark Owen commented "I hope he doesn't push us off the stage again,
I'm still a bit delicate from last time"
When questioned about the wisdom of asking Karaoke King Williams to
join them on stage, formerly
fat star
Gary Barlow responded, "Well,
you see, now its my turn, last time Robbie dumped us and got a great
solo career and wads of cash while I rotted in the wilderness despite
having all the talent, this time I intend to do a couple of songs, then
announce I'm going solo, kick Mark, Howard and Donald off the stage,
then beat the crap out of Robbie live on stage. That should confirm my
wild, bad boy image and launch my solo career."
When asked the title of his forthcoming solo album, Gary would only
reveal that it would be something like "I f**king hate you, Robbie."
这次换Rob代理人发言...Rob为啥有关TT话题..都是别人说...你怎麽啦?...
虽然你说话字眼不会好听到哪去...可是每句话都是真心话...喜欢这样的你..
希望是真的能够是五个人的TT一起表演...天晓得这一刻等多久了...
PS:那个"fat"是怎样阿...Gary拔拔:是其他人太瘦...我只是骨架大嘛...呜
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1F:推 nosweating:那个fat star是怎样....囧 五人合体只能静观其变吧~ 05/09 22:05
2F:→ nosweating:除非他们五个一起站上台唱歌 要不感觉都像捕风捉影*_* 05/09 22:07
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6F:→ osga:谢谢阿!昨天我也觉得奇怪..为啥其他家都没有相关报导^Q^ 05/10 14:54