※ [本文转录自 Hate 看板] 作者: tonysan (会计学超人一车干) 看板: Hate 标题: [狂怒] 微软最新力作：红底白字 时间: Sat Jul 16 12:58:40 2005 Win64(Longhorn) 最新力作： http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_screen_of_death 红底白字 没图没真相：http://joi.ito.com/RedScreen.jpg xNix 有Black Screen Death　黑底白字 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_screen_of_death Win16/32 有Blue Screen Death 蓝底白字 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_screen_of_death Mozilla 有Yellow Screen of Death　黄底白字 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_screen_of_death 这是怎样，当机战队吗 据说是"相当严重的错误" http://joi.ito.com/archives/2005/05/07/bsod_upgrades_to_rsod_in_longhorn.html 以下是回应： (14) "really bad error" in Microsoft's eyes is anything that might prompt you to install Linux. "非常严重的错误"，在微软的眼中可能是提示你安装Linux。 (20) Now we don't have a choice between the red or the blue pill. 现在我们连选择红色药丸或是蓝色药丸的余地都没有了。 (43) Major news in Longhorn: A Red Screen of Death. Is that a communist Red Screen o f Death or a republican... 长角大新闻：红底白字当机画面，这是一个共产主义者的红底白字，还是民主主义者... (48) I wonder... when you get BSOD you have to reset in 99% cases. With RSOD your PC blast into pieces? 我想...当你遇到蓝底白字，99%的情况都是得重开机，那红底白字你的电脑可能就炸了？ (51) their idea of improving their system was to add a Red Screen Of Death..... 加入红底白字就是他们(微软)改进他们作业系统的构想啊..... (61) I actually think RSOD sounds interresting, I was kinda tired of the old BSOD, it was ugly! With the new and "improved" SOD you don't have to stare at an useless blue window, now it's red! That's innovation for you! 实际上我认为红底白字非常有趣，我已经看腻了蓝底白字，丑死了！现在这个全新的， "增强版"当机画面让你不用瞪着那个没路用的蓝色画面了，现在它变成红的！创新啊！ (66) Come on Microsoft... give us a rainbow of color.... still it is error.... 微软你马帮帮忙，给我们七彩底，虽然那还是个错误.... (67) I wonder if Bill Gates will demonstrate this beautiful new 'feature' for us all at the next big trade show in Chicago.. Hmmm 我想，比尔盖兹应该会在芝加哥的贸易展中为我们呈现这个美丽的新"功能"..嗯 -- 硬碟又挂了我的报告我的低碟无码片通通付诸流水欧居西没材料甘宁老师自动重开机 累格死当我不要死当 telnet://bbs.wretch.cc P_tonysan　报告出不去就真的死当 请洽系统管理员是正妹吗改善品质回报啥鬼忧郁的蓝色是当机的颜色让老子龟缆趴火 这种垃圾系统怎麽百元修电脑会有九成市占率根本不合经济学原理比尔盖饭开金手指 还是重灌码的每个月都来一次 0800-956-956.tonysan.fixit.org 电脑是女的要爱护 --

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