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标题[转录][大哭] 嫂子的教育....不能等....
时间Tue Dec 11 19:10:07 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [大哭] 嫂子的教育....不能等....
时间: Tue Dec 11 17:45:32 2007
话说昨天 嫂子休假在家
秉着中部贤慧女子的特性 她把家里整理的乾乾净净
顺便也将家里不要的东西 一起清出去
她在仓库看到了老爸的打猎工具袋(台北有飞鼠可以猎吗??)
还有 生锈到不行的番刀
这位贴心的台湾媳妇 想说 改天买新的给老爸
所以 就拿到门口放 等垃圾车来 一起拿去丢
就进去睡午觉
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刚下班的老爸 看见了他的猎人袋和刀 跟垃圾放在一起
这种事 在"女性为尊"的传统阿美族家庭
意味着 休夫......(我老爸是被招赘的)
老爸以为 是因为老妈昨天生气他喝太多酒 生气到要休了他
含着眼泪的老爸 就进门收了一点衣物 留下手机(阿母名下财产)
拿出所有的存摺簿 印章 提款卡 放在柜子上
留了一张纸条 "谢谢你照顾我 卡照 留"
然後就出门了.......跟着垃圾一起消失在门口.....(临走不忘顺便倒垃圾)
之後 老妹回家 看到柜子上的东西
急得将大家叫回来 因为 老爸离家出走
然後 大家就出门找
一直到晚上12点 阿公打来 问我们发生什麽事??
才知道老爸回娘家 还躲在房间哭
经过一番推敲 才知道 是嫂子的贴心......Orz
老哥马上开车载老妈回台东 带她老公回家
老哥出门之前 拿了一千块给老妹
跟她说 "买几本阿美族的书 给我老婆看 她的社会科不及格....."
"不然 下次回娘家的会是我......"
差点 我家就变单亲家庭........
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2F：推 siler:我看成嫂子的发育不能等 囧兴.............. 12/11 17:47
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