※ 引述《SheldonSpock (Sheldonfan)》之铭言： : 推 tingra:之前没follow到演员的新闻 请问说penny这两集不在的原因是 11/06 20:08 : → tingra:是什麽咧? 怀孕了吗?! 11/06 20:08 : → wxes50608:………脚受伤了 11/06 20:16 : 推 Topanga:骑马受伤了. 这集最後制作人的碎碎念还有提到因为她的意 11/07 00:12 : → Topanga:外,他决定让此片演员采取最高阶的安全把关措施,很爆笑! 11/07 00:13 : 推 tingra:真的喔! 楼上看的好仔细唷 11/07 22:39 : 推 lucifer648:制作人的碎碎念是要去哪看= = 11/08 14:17 : 推 iaf0:Raj真的是戏迷 11/08 14:35 : 推 Topanga:每一集最後面会有啊 很快 几秒钟就过了,背景突然变白上面 11/08 22:27 : → Topanga:写一堆英文字的那一幕,就是制作人在碎碎念啊 11/08 22:28 鸡婆兼无聊 当练打字把这集Chuck Lorre片尾碎碎念PO出来好了 不负责翻译，随便看看啊。 Chuck Lorre Productions, #309 Following Kaley Cuoco's horseback riding injury, I've instituted new rules governing acceptable leisure activities for the cast of The Big Bang Theory. 在 Kaley Cuoco (Penny) 骑马意外之後，我已经对 TBBT 卡司演员下达可接受的 休闲活动的新规定。 1. No friggin' horses. This includes those found on merry-go-rounds and in front of supermarkets. 马儿一律禁止，包括旋转木马和超市门口前的马儿。 2. The only motorcycle you can get on is the one you're accidentally crushing in your big-ass, air-bagged SUV. 你唯一可以骑上的机车的时候，是当你坐在超大、有安全气囊的休旅车却不小心 撞到的那台。 3. All cast member motor vehicles must adhere to U.S. Army guidelines for attacking Kandahar. (Galecki's Tesla is a terrifically fuel effiencent vehicle but is essentially a hundred thousand dollar go-cart. From now on it is only to be used for backing down his driveway and retrieving mail.) 所有演员开的汽车必须严格遵守美国军方攻打坎大哈（阿富汗）的安全规定。 (Galecki (Leonard)开的 Tesla 非常省油，但基本上不过是台十万美元的卡丁车。 从现在起它只能拿来倒车或收信时开。） 4. The only permissible boating activity is at Comic-Con is in your hotel room bathtub. 在漫画展(Comic-Con)唯一可行驶的船只限在你旅馆房间里浴缸。 5. Alcohol should only be ingested at home, and while seated in a big comfy chair. Wild and carefree dancing that celebrates your incredible and well-deserved success is only allowed on New Year's Eve, and only with a sober celebrity parasitic flunky to lean on. 只能在家里喝酒，而且仅限於坐在大沙发上时。 想为了庆祝你实至名归的成功而狂欢 跳舞，只限於新年除夕，而且一定得有清醒的明星跟屁虫跟在身边时才行。 6. And finally, sexual acts must be performed while horizontal. Certain high-risk Kama Sutra positions might be allowed, but only after consultation with Chuck Lorre. Like with dancing, a spotter might be required. 最後，做爱时务必卧倒（平行姿势）。某些高难度的性爱姿势可能被允许， 但得事先向 Chuck Lorre 谘询过。和跳舞情形一样，可能需要有人在旁 观看。 个人觉得最爆笑的是最後一点！ -- Sex COULD kill you.Do you know what the human body goes through when u have sex? It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. If God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm? -House 1x03 Occam's Razor --

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