※ [本文转录自 joke 看板 #1LnEJbPB ] 作者: tomsonchiou (TC) 看板: joke 标题: [ＸＤ] 经典饶舌争霸战:吉姆·亨森vs史丹·李 时间: Sat Aug 8 01:03:29 2015 芝麻街之父vs漫威之父 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU 这集不太呛，但有种淡淡的哀伤 It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles 浩克跟布偶奇遇记分别是史丹·李和吉姆·亨森的作品 I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man 改自蜘蛛人台词I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Your beard needs a little bit of snikt snikt是金刚狼出爪的状声词 I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code Ferrigno是早期浩克演员，史丹·李70年代勇於挑战漫画审核制度 Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging 当然指复仇者联盟 On all of Jack Kirby's comic books Jack Kirby是史丹·李搭档，但史丹·李酬劳多拿很多 he did his own Thing And now you've made it clobbering time 指惊奇四超人的石头人(Thing)，clobbering time是他的口头禅 you flopped on SNL 吉姆·亨森在SNL的节目被斩了 Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age 史丹·李今年已经92岁了 Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago 2003年网路曾疯传史丹·李的死亡谣言 But the Four will always be Fantastic, the Hulk will always be Incredible 惊奇四超人与浩克皆出自於史丹·李之手 I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably X战警中的红坦克(Juggernaut)一冲起来就无法停止，指迪士尼的钱滚钱速度 The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property 迪士尼买下了漫威与吉姆·亨森公司 Ah, you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy Artists begging me to stop, I won't let 'em! Labor conditions in my shop? I don't sweat 'em! 如同各大企业，迪士尼也被指控"血汗工厂"，据说画师一天工作10~13小时 I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic With only 3 circles I dominate the planet 邪恶老鼠与三个圈圈 Clearly, there's nobody near me 迪士尼市值$74.9 billion美金　漫威$3.9 billion　吉姆·亨森公司$20 million I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own this whole series 经典饶舌争霸战的制作公司是Maker Studios，隶属迪士尼旗下 So hop on my Steamboat boys 米老鼠首次登场於Steamboat Willie(汽船威利)，此片现今看来各种虐待动物XDD You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ 在我这工作你就有保障喔，老板对员工的说辞啊... Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy! 迪士尼并购美国广播公司(ABC)、买下漫威&星战、拥有80%ESPN股份、50%A+E电视网股份 名副其实是个帝国了 真可惜华特迪士尼在这用掉了，不然我蛮想看迪士尼vs宫崎骏的 还是要澄清一下，华特迪士尼不等於迪士尼企业 --

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