作者jopolulu (佐波露露)
看板StupidClown
标题[童年] 活屍入侵
时间Thu Sep 12 21:04:01 2013
小时候某次姑姑载我跟其他小孩出门
我跟我姊下车买咸酥鸡
他们停在马路的对面
付完钱的时候 居然下暴雨
我跟我姊就冲过去马路对面
想赶快进车子
没想到车门居然锁起来
敢情是想整我们两个?
我跟我姊简直起肖
一直拍打车窗
因为雨越来越大了
拍到一半
" 姊 里面的人好像在哭耶"
" 蛤? "
我姊瞬间回复理智
我们定神往里面一看
是一对年纪跟我差不多的姊妹花
应该是家长去领钱还是怎样
看到我们一直拍打车窗 哭得唏哩哗啦
应该以为我们是殭屍吧
" 靠腰认错了! 弟 我们快闪!"
这时候姑姑开车过来
原来他们绕去买饮料
我们瞬间上车逃逸无踪
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1F：推 neoneo80531:蛮好笑的 09/12 21:05
2F：推 Hans14:XDDD 小只的活屍 09/12 21:07
3F：推 vinnee:有笑有推XDDD 09/12 21:21
4F：推 lancehsiao:马马好可怕 09/12 21:31
5F：推 rubygd:XDD 09/12 21:51
6F：推 e223445:是要吓死谁啊XDD 09/12 21:53
7F：推 tryzi0722:原po也太可爱了 09/12 21:54
※ stu90356:转录至看板 TNFSH102nd 09/12 21:59
8F：推 TifGreen:好恐怖的画面哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/12 22:09
9F：推 lifedog0218:天啊太可爱了XDDDDDD 09/12 22:30
10F：推 ppyyppy4477:有笑有推~~XD 09/12 22:45
11F：推 satoranbo:XDDDDD PTT有南一中版!? 09/12 22:52
12F：推 flora1210:是原PO的妆花了吗XDD 吓到小朋友 09/12 22:56
13F：推 liumang:来了 他们来了Q_Q 09/12 22:58
14F：推 voo0263:笑翻~ 09/12 23:07
15F：推 Ephraim:妆花了又一直拍打车窗的活屍真的很可怕~~ XDDD 09/12 23:07
16F：推 Halleluiah:快笑死了 09/12 23:14
17F：推 piwawa:XDDDDDDDDD 09/12 23:19
18F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 23:23
19F：→ noonee:都没先道歉一下喔 XD 09/12 23:24
20F：→ RedPine:还好他们没拿出散弹枪出来杀殭屍 09/12 23:32
21F：推 fkoocx:又是你们XDDD 09/12 23:41
22F：推 test05test:光想就觉得好可怕XDDDDDD (狂拍车窗+狰狞表情+雨天花妆 09/13 00:26
23F：推 poppy6868:好好笑XDDDDDD 09/13 00:35
24F：推 shuilu:吓都吓死XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 00:37
25F：推 dukejack:有笑有推，姐妹花以後不敢看殭屍片... 09/13 00:48
26F：→ panhoho:XD 09/13 00:55
27F：推 hvbu15:好有画面XD 09/13 00:59
28F：推 tery623:好友画面XDDDDDD 09/13 00:59
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31F：推 BornFish:末日Z战吗XDDD 09/13 01:39
32F：推 chi1993:XDDD 09/13 02:01
33F：推 deshiKuo:有笑有推 09/13 02:39
34F：推 enfys923:原来是你们 呜呜呜呜 09/13 03:24
35F：推 ogerea:XDDDD 09/13 03:36
36F：推 Xmas:哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/13 04:20
37F：推 sdc4589:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 05:42
38F：推 weinine32:你们很坏XD 09/13 07:32
39F：推 poupourain:太好笑，振奋上班精神推一下！ 09/13 07:43
40F：推 richday:太好笑了XDDDDDD 09/13 08:10
41F：推 adwowcuthand:太北七了吧XDDD 09/13 09:40
42F：→ s1s2s3s4:好有画面xd萝莉丧屍 09/13 09:56
43F：推 linyap:姐:拜托，台湾怎麽可能有妖怪。 妹:窗外啊啊啊啊!!(崩溃) 09/13 09:57
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46F：推 KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 10:40
47F：推 crabman0101:好有画面哈哈哈哈 09/13 10:42
48F：推 hirabbitt:萝莉图勒!!! 09/13 10:45
49F：推 crazylin924:阴湿路第四季 09/13 11:01
50F：推 MDLOVE:笑死哈哈 09/13 11:05
51F：→ memalina:想吓死谁呀 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 11:07
52F：→ wenchang:XD 09/13 11:36
53F：→ dd360870:好可怕啊XDDDDD 09/13 11:57
54F：推 s906504:太好笑了上班笑到抽经 09/13 12:02
55F：推 s13467965:XDDDD 09/13 12:48
56F：推 s7887177:好笑XDDDD 09/13 12:56
57F：推 CFfisher:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:42
58F：推 way0830:超好笑XDDDDD 09/13 14:05
59F：推 panfin:被你们吓死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:15
60F：推 oklapigpig:想到那对姐妹在车子里的画面 被你们吓死了啦! 09/13 14:29
61F：推 JaneW:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:41
62F：推 sealence:又是你们XD 09/13 14:42
63F：推 a7700800:你姊好机警XDDD 09/13 15:05
64F：推 HappyPolla:超好笑XDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:08
65F：推 JOJOttt:小妹妹们要崩溃了啦XDDDD 09/13 15:28
66F：推 a42006310:XDDDDD 09/13 15:41
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68F：推 gethigh:有画面XDDDDDDD 09/13 17:09
69F：推 joliette:爆笑..XDDD 09/13 17:24
70F：推 aprilsnow:哈哈xDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:52
71F：→ lucky8025:小活屍 09/13 20:04
72F：推 cghtch:吓属伦 09/13 21:21
73F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:20
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77F：推 Davil0130:超有画面的啦!!! 09/14 10:56
78F：推 kekecccccc:哈殭屍 09/14 11:06
79F：推 bluestart26:笨版的姐姐怎麽都这麽好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 12:20
80F：推 monkeywife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 12:49
81F：推 arrency:超有画面 我一直在办公室憋笑 09/14 14:04
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83F：推 onekind:好有画面XDD 09/14 23:20
84F：推 lucas01:D 09/15 11:08
85F：推 chun25486:…… 09/15 12:53
86F：推 pantasia:这种怎麽没爆! 09/15 16:48
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88F：推 alin147:我快笑死了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/15 22:19
89F：推 lesbb:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:54
90F：推 vul3din:那画面XDDDDDDDD 09/16 11:16
91F：推 purplecherry:也太恐怖了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 16:53
92F：推 larsnor:抽筋ING 09/16 21:03
93F：推 sunshinein:笑到一直抖 09/17 15:32
94F：推 azuregni:噗 太好笑了 另外..这是原PO小时候~ 哪有妆可花阿XD 09/17 22:46
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102F：推 negoonna: 朝圣XD 10/09 18:12