作者donhow (DONHOW)
站内StupidClown
标题Re: [大哭]看个眼科真的丢脸死...
时间Fri Mar 22 17:51:59 2013
这故事让我忆起了那段求学中的故事了....
话说原PO在就学时，因为住宿苦闷常跟室友相聚聊天
某日，原PO朋友毛哥拿了一瓶混浊的暗黄色液体的来聊天
毛哥说了：这瓶是我老家那边寄来的私酿酒，听说超补的，一拿到就来你这边
够朋友吧！！
听到毛哥这番话，人在异乡求学的我，想着：真的是在家靠父母，出外靠朋友呀！
眼眶就偷偷地流下两滴眼泪....
不多说拿起电话抠了住在附近的几个酒肉友，准备好下酒菜，准备开喝！！
喝了两三杯一边聊天一边喝酒，好不惬意～～～
过没多久！！！天地变色！！！人生就马上变成了一片黑色！！！
我哭了，我大喊着：毛哥！！你他妈的带假酒来，我看不到了！！快！快！帮我叫
救护车！！！
其他人也哭喊着，说他们也看不到了，那个景象真的很悲惨～～～我哭了
然後就听到隔壁宿舍的人大喊：
凎！！！他妈的停电！！！！！
凎！！！他妈的停电！！！！！
凎！！！他妈的停电！！！！！
这就是729全台大停电时发生的蠢事......
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1F：推 KATTE:哈哈哈哈 03/22 18:15
2F：→ a2132176:停电时请勿喝酒？ 03/22 18:27
3F：推 Cruised:有笑有推 03/22 18:33
4F：推 blue1232:XD~ 03/22 18:36
5F：推 irislynn:XDDDD 03/22 18:53
6F：→ windmaster:够白痴的，停电跟眼瞎都分不清~ 03/22 18:57
7F：推 tommy666:那画面很有趣XD 03/22 19:32
8F：→ mrcat:哈哈哈！ 03/22 20:12
9F：→ mrcat:让我想到「重庆完啦~~ 一片漆黑~~~完啦~~(哭)」 03/22 20:13
10F：推 ninichu:哈哈哈真的好白痴噢! 03/22 20:14
11F：推 CFfisher:XDDDDD 03/22 20:19
12F：推 sunone:好好笑XD 03/22 20:31
13F：推 Jocelyn624:在捷运上憋笑好痛苦XDDDDD 03/22 20:33
14F：推 jnf72727:超好笑XDDDD 03/22 20:38
15F：推 wltbb:真的喝到这麽茫吗XDDDDDD 03/22 20:42
16F：推 Lyy:重庆完啦~~ 一片漆黑~~~~\QAQQQ\三/QQQAQ/ 03/22 20:45
17F：推 kimuranene:哈哈哈哈哈哈，有笨！ 03/22 20:53
18F：推 answer1213:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:55
19F：推 gary67:有笑有推 03/22 20:55
20F：推 suninrain:1哈哈哈 03/22 20:57
21F：推 kayainoue84:我笑了 03/22 20:59
22F：推 yingsiou:XDDDDDD 03/22 21:01
23F：推 CPice:哈哈哈哈哈 03/22 21:03
24F：推 yuisgood:XDDDDD 03/22 21:12
25F：推 JONES0816:XDDD 03/22 21:12
26F：推 icewerwolf:喝酒果然会变呆XDDDDD 03/22 21:15
27F：推 toddchen:我框当马上赏他两巴掌 03/22 21:15
28F：推 wendy12938:哈哈哈哈哈 03/22 21:17
29F：推 PGang:有笑给推XDDDDD 03/22 21:18
30F：推 Hans14:XDDD 太巧了! <(￣ㄧ￣ ) 03/22 21:20
31F：推 asdf12169:哪里来这麽威的假酒阿 XDD 03/22 21:23
32F：推 ffaarr:XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:23
33F：推 pierrere:毛哥，应该也被自己吓歪 03/22 21:27
34F：推 kamechu:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:27
35F：推 YIDAN:超白痴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:29
36F：推 newjackle:哪有这麽速效的啦XDDD 03/22 21:30
37F：推 e8672596:XDDDDDD 03/22 21:32
38F：推 jyc17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:34
39F：推 nana5205:甲醇XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:35
40F：推 elle:真瞎XD 03/22 21:39
41F：推 rushinhoward:这药效未免也太快了XDDD!! 03/22 21:41
42F：推 ChuChuBonne:我肚子好痛 好好笑 03/22 21:43
43F：推 rafifish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:51
44F：推 hearfei:XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:55
45F：推 ink31267:这麽有效绝对是居家旅行杀人灭口必备良药 03/22 21:55
46F：推 seadog00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈 超北七 03/22 21:56
47F：→ odin0204:好笨XDD 03/22 21:58
48F：推 dihaha16:XDDDDD 03/22 21:59
49F：推 angelshao:笑到快哭出来 肚子好痛！！！！ 03/22 22:00
50F：推 oomomo:已哭 03/22 22:01
51F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好白痴.... 03/22 22:05
52F：推 dcoog7880:停电的时候 真的是全黑无误 03/22 22:10
53F：推 midnightsnow:他当然一片漆黑!!他忘了开门了!! 03/22 22:15
54F：推 lb774579:XDDDDD 03/22 22:21
55F：推 LonelyLove:干XDDDDDDDDDDD笑死XDDD 03/22 22:23
56F：推 mu1007:症状也太同时了吧XDDDDDDD 03/22 22:27
57F：推 snail25:是要笑死谁阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:33
58F：推 h2894675:超有戏XD 03/22 22:36
59F：推 viwriter:好有画面，也太瞎 XDDDDDD 03/22 22:37
60F：推 Lunachen:XD 03/22 22:39
61F：推 pipijing:想到黄大玮--＞城市一片漆黑~~（中间跳过）你把我灌醉~~ 03/22 22:45
62F：推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:47
63F：推 THH:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肚子好痛 03/22 22:47
64F：推 Nyrus:是在笨什麽啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:56
65F：推 wsd061993:这太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/22 22:58
66F：推 djinn:哈哈哈... 03/22 23:00
67F：推 holysea:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:05
68F：推 aways:也太巧了吧XDDDDDD 03/22 23:07
69F：推 josh1234562:这个後劲好强阿XD 03/22 23:08
70F：推 jgkd:阿哈哈哈哈哈 03/22 23:15
71F：推 koreaeatshit:哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/22 23:16
72F：推 Xanvious:干，笑死XDDDDDDD 03/22 23:20
73F：推 age0fempire3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:22
74F：→ cherrykoala:太好笑了 XDD 03/22 23:23
75F：推 Rainbow1014:赞啦！ 03/22 23:25
76F：推 HumuHumu:为甚麽没爆 03/22 23:25
77F：推 yclo:XDDDD 03/22 23:27
78F：推 yuu101:超好笑 03/22 23:30
79F：推 ownxyz:真的哭了喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy 03/22 23:32
80F：推 JOJOttt:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:34
81F：推 prettysasa:这太扯了 03/22 23:34
82F：推 ilikegch:笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:35
83F：推 chncheng:这真的蛮好笑的XDDDDDDD 03/22 23:37
84F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:43
85F：推 skyboy0804:哈>< 03/22 23:48
86F：推 BBBroflovski:XDDDDDD 03/22 23:49
87F：推 dfg22200q:超好笑的啦假酒XDXD 03/22 23:50
88F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:50
89F：推 pansonican1:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:53
90F：推 tingtingwan:超智障XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:54
91F：推 allen2631:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:59
92F：推 a05263:有笑有推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 00:04
93F：→ x007:假酒的药效也太强了 03/23 00:04
94F：推 sillywhoever:咦? 我刚有贴一个"够智障！我推！"耶...到哪去了!? 03/23 00:06
95F：推 jctron:XDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:12
96F：推 sharkimage:XD 03/23 00:17
97F：推 summer201:XDDDDDDD 03/23 00:17
98F：推 ponguy:XD 03/23 00:19
99F：→ wowkg21: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:20
100F：推 Aodhan:北七什麽啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:20
101F：推 Ephraim:毛哥: 怎麽我也喝到假酒了?? 03/23 00:21
102F：推 Yenscofield:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:26
103F：推 ROCAF:话说有在宿舍遇到729大停电也不年轻了耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:28
104F：推 Lanzar:猛成这样 哈哈哈 03/23 00:46
105F：推 greenlack:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:47
106F：推 blue33198:哈哈~我笑翻了 03/23 00:54
107F：推 wju1230:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:59
108F：推 pop8020:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了 03/23 01:03
109F：推 brown643:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:05
110F：推 p3w20019151:干XDDDDDDD太北七啦XDDD 03/23 01:21
111F：推 Shona:北七哦XDDDDDD 03/23 01:28
112F：推 trace:爆！ 03/23 01:29
113F：推 tracyb860627:太北七了XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:33
114F：推 aaating:这太白痴了哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 01:36
115F：推 eidolE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:41
116F：推 withfrog:干 这三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
117F：推 waynex:金北烂XD 03/23 02:09
118F：→ vincang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 02:12
119F：推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 02:20
120F：推 catshouse:很好笑XDDDDDD 03/23 02:29
121F：→ angel791022:还大家一起説看不到了，哈哈 03/23 02:29
122F：推 preter0824:靠杯，这也太好笑了 03/23 02:34
123F：推 zihoh:XDDDDDD 03/23 02:37
124F：推 i5063002im:这太好笑了XDDDDDDD 03/23 02:39
125F：推 thehumanism:太好笑了吧哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 02:42
126F：推 jiejar:太智障了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:35
127F：推 baddman:哈哈哈哈 假酒吓死人 有笑有推 03/23 03:44
128F：→ Dreamlgw:0口0.... 03/23 03:58
129F：推 workaphile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:26
130F：推 tallhands:没事，老田他自个滑一跤 03/23 04:54
131F：推 believejoy:哈哈哈哈XD 03/23 05:28
132F：推 no4:这个超猛的 要我也会这样想 03/23 05:43
133F：推 honeyred:笑到趴桌上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 05:48
134F：推 bubunari:XDDDDDD 03/23 07:01
135F：推 loading1:COOL 03/23 09:13
136F：推 pantheress:这也太好笑XDDD 03/23 09:16
137F：推 ee430:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 09:31
138F：推 lancelord:我笑翻.....哈哈哈哈y 03/23 09:37
139F：推 touchbird:超好笑 03/23 09:58
140F：推 Crocodile119:喝到假酒眼睛应该会很痛 03/23 10:09
141F：推 idkfa123456:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XD 03/23 10:25
142F：推 nielle:这太好笑了阿 XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 10:31
143F：推 FSME:那瓶酒叫挖烂地吗？ 03/23 10:45
144F：推 v00001:XD 03/23 10:48
145F：推 by216:XD 03/23 13:53
146F：推 easygg:XDDDD 03/23 14:15
147F：→ kmuba:图书馆鳖笑好想死 03/23 15:40
148F：→ ak48:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑疯了 03/23 15:53
149F：推 youaremydear:XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 15:56
150F：推 formosa90:XDDDD 03/23 16:14
151F：推 lingling0000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你醉了 03/23 16:21
152F：推 Irisshy:真的是喝茫了你们╮(╯▽╰)╭ 03/23 16:31
153F：推 kusoyaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:20
154F：推 seki0424:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:22
155F：推 kokohu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:33
156F：推 Samueliscool:XDDD 03/23 17:39
157F：推 hate56:靠杯是发生了什麽事XDDDD 03/23 17:43
158F：推 yui96816:有笑有推XDDD 03/23 18:57
159F：推 swallow73:私家酿的酒没有设备把危险的成份滤尽,还是不要喝为妙... 03/23 19:17
160F：→ chiutiau:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑倒 03/23 19:40
161F：推 newnewer:太爆笑了!!!!!!! 03/23 21:09
162F：推 emHong:假酒XDDDD 03/23 21:14
163F：推 how20:XDXDXDXDXDXD 03/23 21:15
164F：推 happy30268:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!!! 03/24 00:04
165F：推 yesman2210:靠杯 笑死我了XDDDDDD 03/24 00:19
166F：推 hans0917:让我笑到精神都来了！ 03/24 01:12
167F：推 ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:34
168F：推 haotim2009:不推不行了 03/24 01:35
169F：推 lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:36
170F：推 tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 02:54
171F：推 yingshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD靠哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/24 02:58
172F：推 ZGY:xd 03/24 11:15
173F：推 gn00063172:太宝了XDD 03/24 11:28
174F：推 pigangel999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:05
175F：推 tingvictor:这三小xd 03/24 12:16
176F：推 todaies:XDDDDDD 03/24 12:20
177F：推 gemini2010:超低能啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:43
178F：推 XiaoV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 14:00
179F：推 misu2718:今天笨版都好好笑 03/24 14:30
180F：→ lucas01:XDD 03/24 17:56
181F：推 thasi:笑到流泪 03/24 19:09
182F：推 jcchiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:10
183F：推 yurum3bj3:哈哈好傻好天真xDDD 03/24 21:49
184F：推 hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:54
185F：→ a2006032329:哈哈哈哈哈 超好笑 03/24 23:17
186F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 08:33
187F：推 john73:肚子很痛 03/25 16:34
188F：推 pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:49
189F：推 johnyy:xd 03/25 21:29
190F：推 snaketsai:有画面XDDDDDDD 但是私酿酒真的要小心 03/25 22:41
191F：→ Yie:XDDD 03/26 00:37
192F：推 s990407:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈 03/26 02:10
193F：推 Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWTF 03/26 09:21
194F：推 kaorustyle:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈假酒哈哈哈 03/26 11:59
195F：推 hyhjcjy:超瞎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 12:32
196F：推 kaworuna:真心低b XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 13:57
197F：推 aacs0130:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 19:41
198F：推 cmid05:XDDDDDDD 03/28 00:15
199F：推 iwjkbyrumb:哈哈哈！超有画面的啦！((公司上班中憋笑.....真痛苦！ 03/28 09:47
200F：推 x9987kkzx:笑翻了XDD 03/28 14:27
201F：推 fromwilda:XD 03/28 16:25
202F：推 dolphin15:真的太好笑了XDDDDDDD 03/28 20:06
203F：推 milkvampire:大笑不止啦哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!! 03/29 15:02
204F：推 fardima:那时学校不是都放暑假吗........... 04/03 10:10
205F：推 futae:碗啦~咦片七黑!! 04/06 17:24
206F：推 Shiningrays:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 15:16
207F：推 ydlm:好好笑 04/14 14:52
208F：推 laesperanza:超好笑的XDDD 04/25 01:30
209F：推 aowater:XDDDD 05/03 20:59
210F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:41