作者mr0831 (晨雨)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 官兵捉强盗是这样玩的吗！？囧>
时间Fri May 25 17:13:50 2012
上班地点前方有一座公园，音量如果大一些常常可以听见内容。
今天，公园传来小朋友玩官兵捉强盗的嬉笑声。
「我是警察！我要抓犯人~」
「我是法官~我要判你死刑！！」
「我是立法委员~我来救你们了！！」
...差点把我的红茶喷在萤幕上。=.=
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小朋友常常看新闻好像不大好...￣▽￣""
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.115.143.93
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3F：→ Dwccc:越被保护的小孩 成长越慢 05/25 17:18
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5F：推 doess1105:真懂事的小孩XDD 05/25 17:33
6F：推 perhot9:怎麽没有总统出现XDDD 05/25 17:44
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10F：推 smcokie:有笑有推XD 05/25 18:09
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12F：推 Hans14:XDDD 05/25 18:34
13F：推 willsl:小朋友好幽默.... 05/25 19:06
14F：推 chen5244:小朋友真单纯可爱!!!XDDDD 05/25 19:39
15F：推 vjames:这小孩真懂事,另外还可以教他最大的立委在对岸 05/25 19:44
16F：推 tigerflyer:干超好笑XDDDDDDDD 05/25 20:22
17F：推 nocity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 20:35
18F：推 a1768200:我觉得这是今天最好笑的XD 05/25 20:36
19F：推 lucycarol:XDDDDDDDDD好可爱的小朋友!! 05/25 20:42
20F：推 Jacub:这群小孩有前途XDDDD 05/25 20:48
21F：推 porterlevis:这小孩已经知道酒驾撞死人之後的正解了 05/25 20:50
22F：推 TheDark:有前途！ 05/25 21:15
23F：推 Addidas:你把废死 人本 放在哪里了?! 05/25 21:18
24F：推 tree23kg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 21:32
25F：推 hylyhd:我无奈的笑了.... 05/25 21:41
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27F：→ zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 22:14
28F：→ jonothan:XDDDDDDDDD 05/25 22:18
29F：推 plant:完全hit阿! 05/25 22:18
30F：推 zxc1020305:戳到笑点了XDDD 05/25 22:22
31F：推 c0758:XD 05/25 22:26
32F：推 noitcidda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 22:27
33F：推 fullwish:囧XDDDD 05/25 22:54
34F：推 LuckyNine:这也太有前途了吧 XDDD 学到精随拉!!! 05/25 22:58
35F：推 eastb603:太有梗了XD 我们有未来了 05/25 23:00
36F：推 Elivanta:从另个角度来看，也是台湾的悲哀... 05/25 23:02
37F：推 atnona:这个蛮好笑的xDDDD 05/25 23:05
38F：推 iiiey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 23:10
39F：→ NotUniqueSol:年轻人终究是年轻人 只有蓝色立委可以把死刑弄成无罪 05/25 23:18
40F：推 jim83711:太有才啦! 05/25 23:21
41F：推 ase12623:好应映时事啊 05/25 23:21
42F：推 vanness2008:倒数第二行说明了原PO不够淡定 05/25 23:30
43F：推 dnek:法官部分有误，立委部分真的不愧是未来主人翁XDD 05/25 23:31
44F：推 geniussilly:XDDDDDDDDD 扯政治的少无聊好吗 05/25 23:33
45F：推 newtypeL9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 23:33
46F：→ bestrick:!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 23:36
47F：推 yuntong:XDDDDD 05/25 23:47
48F：推 k110249:太可爱了啦!!! 05/25 23:48
49F：推 Bluebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/25 23:48
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51F：推 Aleister:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 00:10
52F：推 puppy850:後劲很强XDDDD 05/26 00:10
53F：推 XCO:好笑推XDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 00:17
54F：推 princessmake:XD 05/26 00:22
55F：→ noonee:可以借转吗？ 05/26 00:28
私版随意，其他公开版就不用了^^""
56F：推 Theshadow:大笑XDDDDDD 这小孩见解精辟啊！！！ 05/26 00:37
57F：推 kenshin078:我喷笑wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 05/26 01:05
58F：推 hey55:该说是诚实的孩子吗.... 05/26 01:14
59F：推 Xmas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 01:19
60F：推 Nadialove:XDDDD 立法委员好好笑喔 05/26 01:23
61F：推 tsaofan:XDDDD 05/26 01:48
62F：推 kendy0000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 02:16
63F：推 fallenlin:有後劲XDDD 嘴角失守了～XDDDDD 05/26 02:29
64F：推 allhappy64:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 02:33
65F：推 khw820:推~~ 05/26 06:53
66F：推 kop5236:这跟中东小孩玩自杀炸弹游戏有异曲同工之妙你应把他录下来 05/26 07:06
67F：推 fireforce:台湾快没救了 XDDD 05/26 07:19
68F：推 ligar: ????????????? XDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 07:47
69F：推 betty5271:爆笑了XDDDDD 05/26 08:46
70F：推 remylop:XDDD 05/26 09:00
71F：推 seagawk:我是阿扁~ 放我出去!!!!!!!!! 05/26 09:12
一觉醒来多了好多推文^^""
补充说明，这群小朋友年约幼稚园~低年级(目测)社会化进度好快啊...囧>
72F：→ baliallin:没有犯人啊 05/26 09:33
73F：推 molom:阿蝙无罪 05/26 10:09
74F：推 lygreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD现在小朋友好中肯 05/26 10:15
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76F：推 doglegbow:有笑有推 05/26 10:32
77F：推 KSJH:噗笑 05/26 10:36
78F：推 vw2795:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 10:56
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80F：→ pika08:可以转给fb的朋友看吗？！这太经典了… 05/26 11:03
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82F：推 a87992772:XDDDDDDDDD 05/26 11:16
83F：推 chenshing:盖 05/26 11:19
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86F：推 RainInNight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 11:29
87F：推 CaoNiMa:XDDDDDD 果然..... 05/26 11:40
88F：推 sr:连喝了红茶都无法淡定XDDDDDDD 05/26 11:48
89F：推 juicyjuicy:哈哈哈哈太好笑了这些小孩 05/26 11:50
90F：推 kiwifish16:有笑有推 05/26 11:57
91F：推 chris1174:干 太白烂了XD 05/26 12:01
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98F：推 easyattack:好!! 05/26 12:42
99F：→ terry955048:小孩都知道立委比法律还大..很难令人笑得出来........ 05/26 12:44
100F：推 ppuppy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 12:46
101F：推 colakat:可以转贴在我的FB吗? 05/26 13:16
102F：推 narnoi:太爆笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 13:33
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105F：推 bewithmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 14:03
106F：→ zzoe09:哈哈哈正解~! 05/26 14:59
107F：推 xampp:神童 前途无量 05/26 15:18
108F：推 weed222:现在小孩越来越聪明了XDD 05/26 15:23
109F：推 JBLs:未来的主人翁XDDDDDDDDD 05/26 15:23
110F：推 walkingstick:版标! 05/26 15:27
111F：推 folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 15:28
112F：推 jerry24568:我是总统：我先看报纸 05/26 15:30
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115F：推 wingay2002:good 05/26 17:13
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120F：推 Calibur:XD 05/26 18:23
121F：推 w921216:太白痴了 XD 05/26 18:41
122F：推 iceking162:立法委员正夯 05/26 18:44
123F：推 olivia1124:小孩都会用时事梗了，纯真何在？ 05/26 18:47
124F：→ fire0455:XDDDD 05/26 19:06
125F：→ ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 19:14
126F：推 aaa888:笑死!!!真的太小大人了 05/26 19:56
127F：推 youthyeh:扮演鬼和人角色的时代已经过去了啊(菸 05/26 19:57
128F：→ twinmick:未来的栋梁......................很悲剧的台湾未来. 05/26 20:14
129F：推 z0779:这真得太中我的点了啊!!! 05/26 20:32
130F：推 y35246357468:爆！ 05/26 20:35
131F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 21:42
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136F：→ trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 22:41
137F：推 darksss:幸好你喝的是红茶 05/26 22:58
138F：推 losesoul01:可以借转FB吗 真的太经典了XD 05/26 23:01
FB请随意
刚刚找到有人转网页版了
http://bbi.com.tw/pcman/StupidClown/1FlqrIkP.html
节省网路空间，请爱用连结XD
※ 编辑: mr0831 来自: 123.192.114.142 (05/26 23:32)
139F：推 girlonfire:不懂~~ 05/27 00:35
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141F：推 pain0202:他一句话就打趴另外两个阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/27 09:09
142F：推 Yueling0857:现在小孩有"钱"途...完全无法想像他们被媒体塞什麽囧 05/27 10:55
143F：推 lsd4681: 噗哧~出来了XD 05/27 12:38
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150F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/27 23:51
151F：推 amozartea:这小孩好中肯.................. 05/27 23:58
152F：推 mhsaru:哈哈哈哈！天才！ (ps.某楼有政治魔人 05/28 00:17
153F：嘘 twelvechen:纯嘘NOT 所有的立委都是一样的 05/28 08:57
154F：推 scorpiuser:XXXXXDDDDDD有点XD 05/28 09:40
155F：推 vitalife:100推~~~真的是超强的! 05/28 10:01
156F：推 bleach199112:中肯+1 05/28 10:21
157F：推 lovemilk26:帮推爆 05/28 11:13
158F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/28 13:10
159F：推 Q11:笑报了!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/28 13:23
160F：推 particular:记得"黑白黑白我胜利"吗?为啥现在听到公园版本是 05/28 13:48
161F：→ particular:(台语) 黑白黑白 挖系您老北? 05/28 13:49
162F：推 Ekmund:有前途XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/28 19:20
163F：推 katiecan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/28 19:55
164F：→ GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/28 21:03
165F：推 imhuanting:XD 05/28 21:08
166F：推 Lunachen:嘴角失守了XD 05/28 21:16
167F：推 sodaaaa:p大那个我国小就在讲了 05/28 22:07
168F：推 xufunny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/28 22:43
169F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/28 23:26
170F：推 eisenccw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 00:55
171F：推 YuHaveFun:xDDDDDDDDDDDdd 05/29 01:28
172F：推 r2143658709:犯人被抓住後被法官判刑就输了，被立法委员救到就赢了 05/29 02:11
173F：→ llamas:别忘了没被判死刑要被网路公审 05/29 09:03
174F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 17:47
175F：推 tsming:有前途的小孩，小小年纪就关说XDDDD 05/30 14:59
176F：推 ck970163:我是你妈，你可以对我使用伤害转让 05/30 20:14
177F：推 azuregni:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 22:09
178F：推 f9968106:XD 06/02 21:42
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180F：推 troylun:XDDDDDD 06/20 12:20
181F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:34
182F：推 Boss4953:立法委员应该是常常在打架 不然就是跳河之类的吧== 07/14 06:12