作者VOICEVOICE (摇滚人生滚呀滚)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 我真的不是变态
时间Thu Jan 19 19:29:45 2012
今天下午搭捷运的时候
有位貌似菲佣的大婶推着婴儿车在善导寺上站
婴儿车里坐了一位表情不知为何很忧郁
但是好~可~爱~的小女生 (有图为证：
http://tinyurl.com/7s8jpm7)
於是我忍不住朝她扮鬼脸想逗她笑
没想到菲佣大婶冷不防转过头来和我四目相对(！)
结果我因为觉得实在太尴尬想打哈哈混过去
於是就微笑指着小Baby说
「How much ?」
我发誓我真的是想说How old ? 的.....
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先生女士
这里头就像迪士尼乐园一样有趣哪
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2F：推 wade6:哈哈 这满好笑得 01/19 19:37
3F：推 eric956vv:哩金变态 01/19 19:37
4F：推 george1218:我喷................................饭了 01/19 19:40
5F：→ ubuntuable:XDDD 01/19 19:46
6F：推 Abre:玛丽亚 : Feel free to ...... 01/19 19:46
7F：推 Hans14:XDD 可爱...捏捏自己的耳垂 01/19 20:19
8F：推 zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 应该是想要睡觉之类的吧XD 01/19 20:29
9F：推 ivy0220:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/19 20:50
10F：→ yuan860721:玛丽亚:One night 8000 01/19 20:58
11F：推 gin811003:菲佣表示： 01/19 21:37
12F：→ Qmie:看到原PO才一脸忧郁的吗？ 01/19 21:41
13F：推 Akimoto1993:忧郁孩表示: 01/19 21:46
14F：推 sword0814:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 21:48
15F：推 sunya0222:好可爱!! 但发线有点高(?) 01/19 21:50
16F：推 p123i456g:这个要15年养成了…原po有眼光 01/19 21:53
17F：→ rosemary:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 21:54
18F：推 amamitaiga:可以报警吗XDDDDDD 01/19 21:55
更尴尬的是我们还同站下车 菲佣大婶应该真的会以为我是变态= =
19F：推 seamstress:原PO好糟糕 01/19 21:58
20F：推 waiter337:how mush is you 01/19 22:00
21F：推 G2S:变态(指) 01/19 22:04
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23F：推 patty3177:恋婴！！ 01/19 22:11
24F：推 poi09832000:萝莉控确定 01/19 22:11
25F：推 top068:只有我觉得好像…希特勒吗 01/19 22:14
26F：推 raesmile:有笑有推XD 01/19 22:22
27F：推 fox0708:哈哈哈也太白痴了吧 01/19 22:22
28F：推 mogene:哩金变态 01/19 22:22
29F：推 TaigerWang:小Baby表示: 01/19 22:23
30F：推 smoky314:XDDD 菲佣: She? 10000! Me? Only 1000! ^_<~ 01/19 22:24
31F：推 jay1124520:哈哈 想吃小嫩草啊 01/19 22:43
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33F：推 Nicowyaw:很像王阳明 01/19 22:51
34F：推 folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 23:00
35F：推 cmid05:金变态 01/19 23:03
36F：推 SupremeBeing:褓母OS: 没见过这麽痴的变态... 01/19 23:06
37F：推 jj95042:One night how much? 01/19 23:25
38F：推 sophia225513:快报警!!! 01/19 23:29
39F：推 tianini:马麻有变态QAQ 01/19 23:42
40F：推 shaka1aka:好高的额头... 01/19 23:44
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41F：推 wwhenry:XDDDDDDD这个好笑 01/20 00:28
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44F：推 antje1211:此风不可长.. 01/20 00:35
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47F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 01:09
48F：推 only7456852:太糟糕XDDDDDD 01/20 01:34
49F：推 pchome282000:我腹筋崩坏www 01/20 02:00
50F：推 leejee:很可爱 01/20 02:04
51F：推 booowen:Im free tonight 01/20 02:20
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53F：推 crystal1026:XDDDDD 01/20 03:12
54F：推 FullMg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 03:38
55F：推 maochou:萝丽控就萝丽控没什麽的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 03:42
56F：推 ako100:差点被笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 03:50
57F：推 zerothin:金变态....(盖 01/20 05:47
58F：推 i5063002im:他发线好高xdddd我笑到抽筋xd 01/20 07:27
59F：推 Gloyia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 08:22
60F：推 vicmp:原来你都吃超级嫩草... 01/20 08:23
61F：推 nicoleQ:XDDDDDD 01/20 08:23
62F：→ HackWHY:哩金变态!XDDDDD 01/20 08:38
63F：推 frank8421:太爆笑了~ 01/20 08:50
64F：推 HTCSense:差点把我嘴里的草莓薄片吐出来 原PO哩金变态 (无误) 01/20 08:54
65F：推 k800i:喂，警察局吗？我要报警...... 01/20 09:25
66F：推 hullray:原是要的是菲佣吧.... (无误 01/20 09:36
67F：推 shungshung:好糟糕XDDDDDD 01/20 09:37
68F：推 maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 09:39
69F：推 SpringLin:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 09:41
70F：推 a159753:原PO太糟糕了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 10:00
71F：推 tomoeion:哩~金~变~态~ 01/20 10:07
72F：推 max0113:金变太!!! 01/20 10:13
73F：推 luckygeo:原PO罗莉控 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 10:17
74F：推 nekoares:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 10:21
75F：→ muqwerty:原PO口味真重.. 01/20 10:23
76F：推 angelmark:原po罗莉控~~~~超变态!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/20 10:25
77F：推 lex65536:这! 这不就是当初国父第一次见到宋庆龄吗!!!? 01/20 10:46
78F：推 ssun302231:捷运警察准备中.......... 01/20 11:16
79F：推 kero50596:原PO的十八年投资计画~ 01/20 11:41
80F：→ emilyluvsptt:好可爱！不过很好笑！！！！XDDDDDDD 01/20 11:50
81F：推 dcoog7880:XDDDDD 01/20 11:52
82F：推 hungbb:女孩可爱！ 01/20 12:02
83F：推 sayuki: 恋婴癖 01/20 13:02
84F：推 hsudens:原PO吃得很开 ㄎㄎ 01/20 13:22
85F：推 dannel0813:放开那个女孩!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:47
86F：推 GUDU:建议原PO昵称改成 变态人生变啊变 01/20 15:00
87F：推 stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 光源式养成吗XDDDDDDD 01/20 15:07
88F：推 QQnever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:20
89F：→ dacegirl703:XDDDDDDDDDD真糟糕 01/20 15:54
90F：推 ismytime:有变态!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/20 16:11
91F：推 TheVerve:XDDDDD 小孩很可爱 01/20 16:12
92F：推 CoCoCoooo:爆笑XDDD 01/20 16:14
93F：推 icerushtea:勾锥 01/20 16:20
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95F：推 pruneplum:啧啧 01/20 17:12
96F：推 Meoi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 17:27
97F：推 vk:噗XDDDDD 01/20 17:43
98F：推 kaworuna:office 憋笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 17:53
99F：→ hsu09952130:快报警= = 01/20 18:16
100F：推 pullmoss:哈哈哈XDDDD 01/20 19:26
101F：推 monkey1101: 01/20 19:59
102F：推 rafifish:哈哈哈哈哈 後劲好强 01/20 20:24
103F：推 bewithmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 20:55
104F：→ babaluu:XDDDDDDDDD 01/20 21:16
105F：推 waizhen:XD 笑翻 01/20 22:06
106F：→ chocoZ:好可爱/// 01/20 22:33
107F：推 unfair:XDDDDD 01/20 22:40
108F：→ zhunko:XD 01/20 22:58
109F：推 juliefju:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 00:32
110F：推 CJO1I6:绅士推一个XD 01/21 00:38
111F：推 ahuatin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 00:47
112F：→ odeliacher:快笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 01:39
113F：推 lyr19:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 04:38
114F：推 iloveicecube:哈哈哈哈 01/21 08:43
115F：推 ruru2804:哈哈哈哈~笑死我了啦!!!!XDDDDDDDD 01/21 12:17
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119F：推 wazabee:讨厌啦~ 01/21 18:48
120F：推 williams741:好可爱 01/21 18:58
121F：推 bluebob:真的是可爱又忧郁 01/21 20:19
122F：推 hanabi:帮推爆XDDD 01/21 20:28
123F：推 g12288:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 12:45
124F：→ Yie:XDDD 01/23 08:07
125F：推 jasper10:真的超可爱的 01/23 13:47
126F：推 ffcc55:XDDD 01/23 21:07
127F：推 annaice:跟刘雪华的忧郁有得拚XDD 01/24 00:54
128F：推 Aeartha:XDDD 最後一句忍不住笑了 01/24 15:04
129F：推 shinmoner:可爱 01/25 01:04
130F：→ bellachen100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 01:16
131F：推 zirca:没想到台湾的社会连坐婴儿车的都不放过了 01/25 08:15
132F：推 NickEast:法官：你想被关How much... 01/27 18:49
133F：推 GuobaoH:有笑有推!!~~ 01/30 03:16
134F：推 TequilaRain:超可爱的!!! 01/30 18:51
135F：嘘 home10272:红的明显 那不是菲佣 是妈妈... 01/31 21:49
136F：推 home10272:补推 01/31 21:51
137F：推 dolphine:笑翻了我的天 02/01 01:33
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141F：推 jenoren : 2020朝圣推。笑翻XD 09/23 04:45