作者chch0425 (肉感油物番茄妞)
看板StupidClown
标题[大哭] 胖子的好处?!
时间Wed Nov 16 16:31:20 2011
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收!
原PO本身是个超级大胖妞
我从不否认 也从不以身为胖子为耻XDDD
而且 有些时候 身为胖子可以避免掉很多不必麻烦~
==============原PO身材分隔线(?!)==============
刚刚 在我家外面的路口
差点撞到一个载着小女孩闯红灯的欧巴桑
就在我要开骂时...
欧巴桑:哩喜谋夸丢挖伍在因纳喔
(你是没看到我有载小孩喔)
现在是怎样?做贼喊抓贼?
原本打算要飙国骂出来 但是看到小女孩一脸受惊吓的看着我..
不忍心用脏话荼毒小女孩纯真的心灵(?!)
於是...
我:阿里喜谋夸丢挖霸斗来五因纳喔?!
(阿你是没看到我肚子里有小孩喔?!)
欧巴桑瞧了我肚子一眼 带着歉然的眼神 朝我点了个头 就默默离开了..
肚子阿肚子 真是委屈你了(拍)
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19岁时要瘦下来 20岁时要瘦下来 21岁时要瘦下来 干你妈的拍遗照
拍美美的艺术照 拍美美的艺术照 拍美美的艺术照 还比拍艺术照快
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1F：推 Tiffany0421:推签名档XD 11/16 16:33
2F：→ awer89:女性限定 11/16 16:33
3F：推 twobom:拍拍 11/16 16:41
4F：推 Forufine:欧巴桑骑车真的是...另推签名档XDD 11/16 16:58
5F：推 realJume:欧巴桑就跟会飞的小强一样难以控制 11/16 17:01
6F：推 fushaya:楼上好贴切XD 推签名档~~ 11/16 17:13
7F：推 Hans14:XDD 11/16 17:21
8F：推 wpen:real大超中肯！ 11/16 17:28
9F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 18:20
10F：推 mp6ru8xup6:XDDDDDD 11/16 18:26
11F：推 psdny6213:嘴角难以控制的上扬XDDDDDDDDD 11/16 18:48
12F：推 a87992772:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 18:54
13F：推 xup633:第二天~怀孕的事情就在邻居间传遍了!? 11/16 19:06
14F：推 becauseyo:签名档XD 11/16 19:07
15F：推 dacegirl703:XDDDDDDDDDDDD好赞! 11/16 19:10
16F：推 rademiel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:12
17F：推 knnioio:那这样作大众运输也很好用了XDDD 11/16 19:13
18F：推 beaswallow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:15
19F：推 fakecake:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:18
20F：推 azuregni:real大真的很中肯XDD 签名党真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:20
21F：→ bemyself:GJ 11/16 19:21
22F：推 chiaolan:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:22
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24F：推 Howard61313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:25
25F：推 sichapn:签名档真的好俏皮 :D 11/16 19:26
26F：推 Showyow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:26
27F：推 tammy100:推签名档 11/16 19:27
28F：推 dcoog7880:签名档XD 11/16 19:38
29F：推 tifakuo:你好幽默喔！好可爱！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 19:43
30F：推 rul3gj3:好 肚 量 啊 !!!!!!! 11/16 19:45
31F：推 complains:===============番茄最高!!!!!!!!!!=================== 11/16 19:50
32F：推 PPTer:签名档 XDD 11/16 19:53
33F：推 EAUX:哈!!!!!!!!! 11/16 19:55
34F：推 SeiKai:签名档GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11/16 19:56
35F：推 chuting:哈哈 好可爱喔 11/16 19:58
36F：推 g198413:原po反应太快了XDD 11/16 19:58
37F：推 imakid3:有趣的女生! 另推签名档XDDD 11/16 19:59
38F：推 lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 20:02
39F：推 edwq9:太神了女孩XD 11/16 20:02
40F：推 letitiacate:反应好快 好厉害! 11/16 20:06
41F：推 geniusshow:推反应快+签名档XD 11/16 20:07
42F：推 puppy850:太强了XDD 11/16 20:09
43F：推 jackofall:辛苦了... 11/16 20:10
44F：推 mikehung:有笑有推 颗颗 11/16 20:13
45F：推 cybeth:XDDD 11/16 20:16
46F：推 tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 20:17
47F：推 et000:签名档好可爱XDDDDDDDD 11/16 20:21
48F：嘘 fantychun:哪里好笑=.= 反诈骗 11/16 20:22
49F：→ fantychun:签名档还比较好笑........XDDDDDDD 11/16 20:22
50F：推 ASHLEE0398:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO好可爱 :D 11/16 20:25
51F：推 yuanyu90221:cool 11/16 20:26
52F：推 jkle40:这篇好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 20:28
53F：→ abyssor:签名档好赞!!! 11/16 20:46
54F：推 lovemeimei:这个好笑拉~XDD 11/16 21:07
55F：推 hullray:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/16 21:07
56F：推 smoky314:原来可以这样用! (瞧一眼自己的肚皮~) 11/16 21:26
57F：推 ghostpunk:大推签名档!!真贴切! 11/16 21:26
58F：推 yango0906:超强!!! 11/16 21:27
59F：推 leocoolguy:这次没人要图了 11/16 21:27
60F：推 flyinglo:XDDDDDDDDDDD GJJJJ 11/16 21:27
61F：推 CLIOBLUECAT:XDDDD 赞啦 11/16 21:32
62F：推 mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 21:33
63F：推 AFISH111:求交往 11/16 21:35
64F：推 sun4795:签名档 11/16 21:36
65F：推 hubertwu:原po好漂亮~~!! 11/16 21:37
66F：推 withfrog:这签名档XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 21:38
67F：推 babyatangel:XD 11/16 21:43
68F：推 hankower:几个月後又遇到 欧巴桑:你怎麽还没生!? 11/16 21:46
69F：推 wholesaler:有笑有推~~ 11/16 21:48
70F：推 tsharon:XDDDDDDDDDDD 真是太强大 11/16 21:48
71F：推 camgogo:(Y) 11/16 21:53
72F：推 TAKEBEAR:笑死XD 11/16 21:54
73F：推 PallasAthena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 21:58
74F：推 joini9000:真屌@@男生适用吗? 11/16 21:58
75F：推 October29:XDDDD 11/16 22:02
76F：推 milkdragon99:签名档赞!! 推XDDD 11/16 22:07
77F：→ roffyo:推签名档!!!! 等等补推 11/16 22:25
78F：推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 22:30
79F：推 hong41tw:这样的签名档~ 还能不推吗? XD 11/16 22:31
80F：推 roffyo:推回来 太好笑了XD 11/16 22:32
81F：推 ann7773631:XDDDDDD原PO辛苦了 11/16 22:34
82F：推 s2712299:路上最怕三种人 老人 女人 老女人 11/16 22:39
83F：推 medama:XD 11/16 22:41
84F：推 we5245900:推签名档XDDD原PO太幽默了 11/16 22:43
85F：推 smallcupid:real大超中肯！ 11/16 22:49
86F：推 peilysukiryo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 22:53
87F：推 uonfon:推原PO的幽默XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:01
88F：推 pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:03
89F：推 ruby0502007:XDDD 11/16 23:05
90F：推 staycos:原PO超可爱的XDD 推签名档 11/16 23:06
91F：推 momiji37:推胖版版主=v= 11/16 23:10
92F：推 correct:你反应超快！我尊敬你！ 11/16 23:15
93F：推 toycities:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:21
94F：→ angeltear13:高招阿XDD 11/16 23:23
95F：推 clare1218999:超好笑的阿!! XDDD 11/16 23:28
96F：推 Nadialove:XDD 11/16 23:28
97F：推 mybluesummer:XDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:30
98F：推 sandyling:超幽默 XDD 11/16 23:39
99F：推 miabcd199:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:39
100F：推 judyegg:XDXXDXDXDXDXDXD 11/16 23:44
101F：推 Eivissa:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推 11/16 23:44
102F：推 dsaazx:太赞了 11/16 23:45
103F：推 yunyebo213:原PO真幽默 DXDDDDDD 11/16 23:50
104F：推 jana61630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:53
105F：推 zaqmkovfr:反应真快XD 超级好笑! 11/16 23:57
106F：推 tram:好好笑! 11/17 00:00
107F：推 klks0304:有画面~XDDD 11/17 00:04
108F：→ Yie:XDDD 11/17 00:10
109F：推 greedgarden:推了! 11/17 00:14
110F：推 aka79019:太好笑了!!XDDDD 11/17 00:14
111F：推 CEVBAYNTH:推一个 11/17 00:17
112F：推 vi29jsy:我好像也可以用这招 哈哈 11/17 00:22
113F：推 diedeath:推 签名档!!! 11/17 00:23
114F：推 sazdj:糟了，男生就不能这样讲了 11/17 00:24
115F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDD 11/17 00:29
116F：推 KETA:太强大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 00:34
117F：推 w660:你利害XDDDDDDD 11/17 00:41
118F：推 happymama:XD 11/17 00:47
119F：推 donotpush:大推签名档 我也想用XDDD 11/17 00:51
120F：推 bebobebobeee:XDDD 11/17 01:16
121F：推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/17 01:34
122F：推 auchen:XDDD 11/17 01:35
123F：推 opqo59670:推推推XDDDDDD 11/17 01:38
124F：推 q111175:只推签名档~~~~ 11/17 01:47
125F：推 gengar6307:内文和签名档都好棒XDDDDD 11/17 01:50
126F：推 pidong:太好笑了!!!!!!! 11/17 02:05
127F：推 love606009:内文很好笑...但我不懂签名档的笑点，谁能跟我解释... 11/17 02:10
128F：推 booksoul:签名档泪推 11/17 02:12
129F：→ booksoul:就是每年都在说,自己明年要瘦下来,每年都瘦不下来 11/17 02:13
130F：推 aqurn:内文跟签名档都泪推啊!!XD 11/17 02:26
131F：推 Freeven:推!!! 11/17 03:45
132F：推 rainbowsoul:满好笑的啊~为什麽要嘘XD不过不太笨~反而很聪明就是了 11/17 03:57
133F：推 evilqueenbee:胖子的逆袭 11/17 05:13
134F：推 killer922:不得不推签名档XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 06:03
135F：推 rip1202:飞行的小强XDDDDDD 11/17 06:48
136F：推 princess1932:地球上最强生物不是叫假的XDDD 11/17 07:50
137F：推 yyutball:推签名档... 11/17 08:23
138F：推 Kirisima:超好笑~想到我上次也被当孕妇，实在有点火大啊… 11/17 08:35
139F：推 lorisu:真是委屈你的肚子了 11/17 08:54
140F：推 huskyjin:推签名档跟肚子里的宝宝XD 11/17 08:55
141F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 09:04
142F：推 jhoc:推签名档~~ 11/17 09:29
143F：推 yoqwqq:=W= 我的肚子比我们部门的孕妇还大~ 11/17 09:44
144F：推 kevinken123:辛苦你了XDDDDDD 11/17 09:48
145F：推 ilovedavetao:签名档XDDD 11/17 09:49
146F：→ r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 09:51
147F：推 v00001:XD 11/17 09:51
148F：推 sleepingeo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 09:52
149F：推 Marcia621:原PO反应也太快了吧XDDDDDDD 11/17 09:58
150F：→ hydeliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 10:09
151F：推 livestylish:推签名档 11/17 11:04
152F：推 PiGousan:推幽默感！ 11/17 11:08
153F：推 sawpo:都推 XDDDDDD 11/17 11:11
154F：推 Pellaeon:神手! 11/17 12:06
155F：推 richday:原PO好正! 也推签名档XDDDDD 11/17 12:40
156F：推 loading1: 11/17 12:54
157F：推 iceking162:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 12:59
158F：推 smalleye:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 13:05
159F：推 gametony:是番茄!!! 11/17 13:15
160F：推 MDLOVE:推签名档~~~ 11/17 13:22
161F：推 logisticQ:推幽默感兼反应快XDDDD 11/17 13:28
162F：推 tearmiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 13:43
163F：推 Aeartha:太幽默了~ 11/17 14:13
164F：→ cherryapril:推签名档XD 11/17 14:28
165F：推 vatks:XD 11/17 14:45
166F：推 s0910098624:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 15:02
167F：推 zebraseven:完美 !!! 11/17 15:11
168F：推 gary67:太妙了 11/17 15:28
169F：推 leftside:也...也算是好处啦(有点自谑...? 11/17 15:35
170F：推 andy0701:超强XDDDY 11/17 15:37
171F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 15:49
172F：推 aa0128:SO FUNNY 11/17 16:02
173F：推 doublemouth:好屌的招式 11/17 16:07
174F：推 ddr400:高招 11/17 16:42
175F：推 straypoet:GJ! 11/17 16:56
176F：推 ckpisces:这哪招^^y 11/17 17:09
177F：推 v410483:推签名档XDDDD 11/17 17:24
178F：推 luck80627:XDDDDD 推签名档 11/17 17:41
179F：推 a3225737:《私人信箱》有新进信件还没看 11/17 19:06
180F：推 amandalts:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 19:35
181F：推 qq1217:高招XDDDD 11/17 19:44
182F：推 imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 20:37
183F：推 forgetcry66:原PO幽默翻了! 11/17 21:08
184F：推 yellowsnail:给原PO按1000个赞!! 11/17 21:10
185F：推 nasa6779:赞 11/17 21:20
186F：推 demonny:xd 11/17 21:49
187F：推 eellnn:噗~~XDDDD GJ!! 11/17 22:12
188F：推 HADILEN:推签名档XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 22:15
189F：推 shihchingpo:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 22:20
190F：推 pololo61201:XD 11/17 22:56
191F：推 zymecuzu:我喜欢 11/17 23:11
192F：推 shing519:赞~ 11/17 23:20
193F：推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 23:54
194F：推 thedhier:大推签名档XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 23:56
195F：推 many:XDDDDD 超好笑的 欧巴桑的惺惺相惜吗? 签名档也好中肯 11/18 00:24
196F：推 lalaysky:XD 11/18 00:28
197F：推 irisbbx:哈哈 这招女生限定耶~~~ 原PO反映真可爱 签名档也是!! >/< 11/18 00:39
198F：推 edison300:超赞的反制~~!! 11/18 00:53
199F：推 tomoeion: 推签名档XDDDDDDD 11/18 01:00
200F：推 ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 01:35
201F：→ bellachen100:签名档XD原po幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 02:25
202F：推 roda23139:欧巴桑也懂道歉XDDDDDDDDD 11/18 02:28
203F：推 mcjh20934:XDDDDD 签名档好赞 11/18 02:37
204F：推 lisyuan:赞! 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 02:58
205F：推 yeeting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 03:04
206F：推 tigerfat:番茄XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 04:53
207F：推 Letter1530:我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 05:55
208F：推 RCO:好威 希望孩子安全 11/18 10:45
209F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 11:51
210F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 12:28
211F：→ cryslal:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 13:20
212F：推 TrueTears:签名档好像看过... 11/18 18:30
213F：推 Buhler:XDDDDDDDDD 11/18 18:57
214F：推 k145:推一个~~很逗 11/18 18:59
215F：推 yukidomoto20:推签名档 11/18 21:56
216F：推 susie25:原PO反应真快!!我整个大笑!!!! 11/19 00:53
217F：推 onewgetit:太好笑了! 爱你! 11/19 03:10
218F：推 vw2795:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 08:52
219F：推 yoyo28469173:大推签名档XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 10:46
220F：推 cs11820:!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 19:09
221F：推 Nomoresin:笑了 11/19 19:21
222F：推 godenocean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 19:32
223F：推 cashko:签名档也很棒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 20:57
224F：推 burglarlin:推签名档 XDDDD 11/19 22:45
225F：推 imR:XD 11/20 00:58
226F：推 virginia617:大推签名档~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/20 01:48
227F：推 dolaclacdo:哈哈哈哈签名档和内文一样好笑!!! 11/20 02:02
228F：推 zaswe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 15:15
229F：推 andrenvq57:超幽默 反应又快 神人!!! 11/21 15:39
230F：推 apathy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 19:31
231F：推 sherrytai199:泪推签名党... 11/21 20:00
232F：推 nomorepain:XD 辛苦了 11/22 15:19
233F：推 alice0514:大推XDDDDDDDDD 11/23 15:52
234F：推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/24 10:16
235F：推 suzuran:XD 11/24 12:52
236F：推 antiiss:推推~签名档也推XD 12/04 15:25