作者River630 (怕鬼的无神论者)
看板StupidClown
标题[童年] 被妈妈赶出家门的经验...
时间Mon Dec 13 08:46:41 2010
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↑了改～
大家小时候都有被爸爸妈妈赶出去的经验吧！
当年面临无家可归的 幼童 们，
在惊恐、失措、无助、绝望、伤心的强大压力下，
会做出甚麽惊人的举动大概很难预料的到...
不过就我问过两三个人，
会觉得这时候会做甚麽事，大概以後就是甚麽个性吧﹨(╯▽╰)∕
A同学，很爱吃，肚子饿心情就会开始很度滥...
她说，想当年，妈妈赶我出去时－－
母：你出去！我们家没有你这种不听话的小孩！
Ａ：呜～不要啦～～(T口T)
母：出去！！╰(‵皿′)╯
Ａ：妈－－我不敢了啦－－
...
...
...
loop*10
母：你给我出去！！！（怒）
Ａ此时大概觉得人生无望，阿母真的不要她了。
Ａ双膝一跪
握拳大喊：那你可不可以给我 一条土司 再赶我出去！！！〒△〒
那你可不可以给我 一条土司 再赶我出去！！！
那你可不可以给我 一条土司 再赶我出去！！！
Ａ妈无情的转身。
噗疵偷笑。
Ａ：可不可以啦～呜呜......〒△〒
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2F：推 rswa:我笑了...XD.. 12/13 09:16
3F：推 Hans14:XDDD 12/13 09:26
4F：推 windmaster:我笑了~ 看来他很爱吃土司 12/13 09:37
5F：推 mote0512:超好笑XDDDDDDDD这要让他爆啦~推 12/13 09:42
6F：推 kapurpbrv:XDDDDD 小孩子好可爱 12/13 09:42
7F：推 i52100:太好笑了 12/13 09:47
8F：推 newlive1119:有笑有推XD 12/13 10:15
9F：推 k508161616:这小孩前途无量 12/13 11:18
10F：推 komemushi:超好笑的啦~XD 12/13 11:56
11F：推 Kinglai:XDDDDD 12/13 11:57
12F：推 Tenhanu:他应该是设想自己会在外流浪很久吧...要带存粮 12/13 12:00
13F：→ Tenhanu:很可爱是真的XDDDDDDD 12/13 12:00
14F：推 henry12:太有趣了吧... 土司XDD 12/13 12:04
15F：推 frozenstar:哈哈好可爱 12/13 12:08
16F：推 ru5229:XDDD 12/13 12:11
17F：推 mydin:真的很可爱XDDD 12/13 12:18
18F：→ SWATDuck:走之前都不忘生存必须品 有前途 12/13 12:30
19F：推 zerothin:我没被赶过...但是我被拿菜刀追过... 12/13 12:35
20F：→ johnyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 12:38
21F：推 Haingolay:有笑有推! XDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 12:40
22F：推 Sstudent:有前途！！ 12/13 12:43
23F：推 lbowlbow:有前途！！ 12/13 12:45
24F：推 winest:XDDDD 12/13 12:46
25F：推 reasonal:我笑到呛到XD 12/13 12:53
26F：推 asdfghjkl220:快承认你就是A同学! 12/13 12:54
27F：推 jn1990628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 12:56
28F：推 njimabc:超好笑XD 12/13 12:57
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32F：推 longcircle:专业给推 12/13 13:02
33F：推 messer3729:XDD 12/13 13:03
34F：推 elfinkid:我大笑了 XDD 12/13 13:04
35F：推 sky45132008:我会要钱.... = = 12/13 13:06
36F：推 weinine32:好可爱，可以伸图吗 XD 12/13 13:06
37F：推 catkeita:XDDD好可爱 12/13 13:08
38F：推 jay60810:哈!!!笑效到XDDDDDDDDD 12/13 13:09
39F：→ River630:我绝对不是A <(￣︶￣)> 12/13 13:10
40F：推 datau123:大爆笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 13:14
41F：推 kobe56:结局是什麽?y 12/13 13:15
42F：推 twofishes2:哈哈哈...好可爱喔 12/13 13:16
43F：推 Dboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 13:16
44F：推 shunchao:XDDD 12/13 13:21
45F：推 crueler:有笑有推XDD 12/13 13:22
46F：推 teaaulait:haha 好好笑XDD 12/13 13:22
47F：推 cheko:好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 13:22
48F：推 loven51:XDDDDDDD 土司快给她啦XDDDDD 12/13 13:32
49F：推 ellensleep:很务实的孩子啊XD (这样A会不会暗爽) 12/13 13:39
50F：推 weisenter:好..蠢.. 12/13 13:42
51F：推 Bluedaysun:A妈:你要什麽口味? 12/13 13:48
52F：推 October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 14:02
53F：推 happybaw18:GOD 12/13 14:05
54F：推 pole0128:好好笑 好可爱XD 12/13 14:06
55F：推 valhallaband:笨板变成聪明板了.....XDD 12/13 14:14
56F：推 laien0120:太可爱了啦XD 12/13 14:18
57F：推 techwall:好可爱啊!!还双膝一跪求土司XDDD 12/13 14:20
58F：推 qoozxc789:XD 12/13 14:21
59F：推 xxhenryxx:好可爱~ 12/13 14:22
60F：推 kcetair:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 14:27
61F：推 passioncraig:笑炸了XDDDDDDD 12/13 14:35
62F：推 j6004j6:超好笑的XDDDDDD 12/13 14:41
63F：推 Deesu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 14:41
64F：推 fishissocute:超可爱的!!哈哈哈.. 12/13 14:43
65F：推 hullray:一条不可以....那就半条啦.....阿母~~~~~~~~~~~ 12/13 15:07
66F：推 white9cat:XDDD 12/13 15:18
67F：推 Inesse:好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 15:43
68F：推 iceamour:好可爱喔>_<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12/13 15:49
69F：推 stkj9502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 15:51
70F：推 qvTYTvp:太勾椎了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 15:51
71F：推 kaku216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 16:08
72F：推 SDrunk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 16:10
73F：推 datau123:每次看每次笑在推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 16:13
74F：推 snstju:这个我喜欢 12/13 16:20
75F：推 darran214:XDDDDDD有可爱到 12/13 16:20
76F：推 stan915:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 16:23
77F：推 pttcan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 16:24
78F：→ LOVEppears:要吐司很实际啊XDDDDDDD 12/13 16:57
79F：推 cussam:好笑 推一个！ 12/13 17:07
80F：推 toya123:小孩：可以再加一罐可乐吗>.^ 12/13 17:11
81F：推 fromwilda:XD 12/13 17:28
82F：推 j336699885:我在上课看 笑到被教授发现 0口0 12/13 17:33
83F：推 mhsaru:上课真的不能看笨板 XD 12/13 17:36
84F：推 nonac:一条土司就跪了XDDD 12/13 17:44
85F：推 neptune0299:很实际阿XDDDD 12/13 17:55
86F：推 imnini:超可爱的XDDD 12/13 18:00
87F：推 eqzzoopp: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 18:01
88F：→ MinChuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 12/13 18:20
89F：推 nungahnung:太聪明了~ 我以前只会呆呆的在门外哭T_T 12/13 18:22
90F：推 pigergirl:超好笑的~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 18:22
91F：推 jinxio:太可爱了这XDDDD 12/13 18:38
92F：推 a12james:好笑 12/13 18:40
93F：推 IuTai:XDDDDDDD 我也噗疵的... 笑出来了~~~ haha!! 12/13 18:42
94F：推 smallay7:笑死我XD 12/13 18:44
95F：推 LiKevin:有笑有推!!XDDDDDDDDD 12/13 18:50
96F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 19:12
97F：推 wildrapunzel:有笑有推XD 12/13 19:22
98F：推 johnny007228:好有画面XD 12/13 19:34
99F：推 trustmyself:太有画面了~~ 知道要带存粮 有前途 XDDD 12/13 19:45
100F：推 WeinoVi:好可爱XDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 19:47
101F：→ waitmonday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD这是在演卡通吧!!! 12/13 19:53
102F：推 ahsoo:有笑有推 12/13 20:00
103F：推 afe812:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:05
104F：推 pepeoa:太可爱了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:06
105F：推 a1598742002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:12
106F：推 ewewe:XDDDDDDD 12/13 20:29
107F：推 daliakara112:XDDDDDDD 超好笑!! 还懂得要带存粮!! 聪明啊~~ 12/13 20:30
108F：推 magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:40
109F：推 AdiAdi:超好笑XDDDDD 12/13 20:49
110F：推 Free2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:58
111F：推 mesit:A也太可爱了吧!!!!有笑有推~ 12/13 20:59
112F：→ olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 20:59
113F：推 Nianyi:我整个噗哧大笑!!! 一条土司最高!!!! 12/13 21:00
114F：→ imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 21:05
115F：推 emily0615:敷脸看这则本是错误!!XD 12/13 21:05
116F：推 fsvsyi:小时候要吐司 长大後就会要钱了.......XDDDDDDD 12/13 21:08
117F：推 yan2626:小孩: 阿母的吐司最好吃了....以後流浪都吃得到 12/13 21:08
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120F：推 lewischao:有笑有推...爆吧! 12/13 21:12
121F：推 br11k:害我笑出来ㄌ~~哈哈~~~ 12/13 21:14
122F：推 dasLeben:噗哧~XD 12/13 21:29
123F：推 xslay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 21:33
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126F：推 smoky314:不错! 有求生存的小聪明和意志!! XDD 12/13 21:41
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128F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 21:50
129F：推 steammale:好好笑喔!!!!! 12/13 21:56
130F：推 ooai:XD 12/13 22:00
131F：推 transk500:XDDDD 12/13 22:08
132F：推 manysolo:大推 好有前途XDDD 12/13 22:36
133F：→ apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 22:37
134F：推 tingchan:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 22:41
135F：推 Bookdaily:XDDDDD 12/13 22:58
136F：推 eichan:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:02
137F：推 gemini51244:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:09
138F：推 keeyah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:12
139F：推 lemonchieh:太可爱了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:22
140F：推 sigsig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:25
141F：推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:31
142F：推 ch0658:好好笑喔..... 12/13 23:44
143F：推 eisenccw:GJ 12/13 23:45
144F：推 frontpage:好可爱~~哈哈哈~~~~~~ 12/13 23:49
145F：推 evasandy:XD 12/13 23:52
146F：推 roushu102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 23:57
147F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDD 12/14 00:24
148F：推 feather7124:太可爱了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 00:48
149F：推 Tidus:〒△〒 12/14 00:56
150F：推 biolife:我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 01:27
151F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 01:41
152F：推 mijiutou:实在是太可爱了XDDDDD 12/14 02:34
153F：推 memalina:太可爱太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 02:38
154F：推 uonfon:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 02:38
155F：推 enaicd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 03:12
156F：推 jasper10: 12/14 03:49
157F：推 pkajames:不行!!! 只能给半条XDDDD 12/14 04:20
158F：推 gn0481914:恩 结果他拿到一条活跳跳的土虱 12/14 08:38
159F：→ River630:居然被M了！@口@ 12/14 09:06
160F：推 vivid2379026:我笑了 那画面笑点100分 12/14 09:09
161F：推 DrunkBaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 09:24
162F：推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 10:44
163F：推 ddtddr:根本就是失控姊 12/14 10:47
164F：推 idlypanda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 11:40
165F：推 kersihi:〒△〒 12/14 12:50
166F：推 yuxu:A好可爱喔!!!!xDDDDDDDDDDDD一整个大笑!!当板标啦!!! 12/14 12:58
167F：推 winddoor1227:XDDDD 好好笑!!!!! 12/14 13:12
168F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 13:28
169F：推 MyoCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 14:45
170F：推 DoDc:笑到岔气xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 14:46
171F：推 ix1034:我笑了 12/14 15:49
172F：推 shiva999: 有笑 有推 12/14 16:56
173F：推 Qooji:好可爱XD 12/14 18:13
174F：推 goast157:超好笑的 太可爱了 12/14 18:19
175F：推 dogetina:有笑有推XD 12/14 20:47
176F：推 hample:XDDDDD 12/14 21:05
177F：推 o52365236:推土虱XDDD... 12/14 21:09
178F：推 wasabi200410:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 00:29
179F：推 AKON825:还很温馨说.... 12/15 00:58
180F：推 Johhan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 01:52
181F：推 tammy100:好几天来第一次笑那得爽 真的太好笑了啦!!!!! 12/15 03:24
182F：推 unoho:GOOD 12/15 06:11
183F：→ Yie:XDDDD 12/15 06:43
184F：→ peilysukiryo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 06:54
185F：推 zxcvf:笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 07:20
186F：推 wolf9631:XDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑!!!! 12/15 11:58
187F：推 THEWORLDS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 12:33
188F：推 HOLLYQOO:好有画面XDDDD 12/15 12:59
189F：推 Peter034:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 13:59
190F：→ tigerflyer:太好笑了吧 12/15 14:34
191F：推 GJER:双膝一跪，握拳大喊：你可不可以给我一条金条再赶我出去～～ 12/15 18:49
192F：推 LonyIce:XD" 真的很务实的孩子 12/15 20:06
193F：推 chshinyin:好有前途 12/15 20:37
194F：→ hellopo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/15 21:24
195F：→ tacoice:也太可爱 12/15 22:40
196F：推 samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 00:01
197F：推 lindangel:有笑有推… 12/16 10:01
198F：推 q20136:太可爱了 12/16 11:22
199F：推 tottoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 14:50
200F：推 shes60100:好好笑XDDD 12/17 13:03
201F：推 goblineyes:噗哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 12/17 14:50
202F：推 cityangeles:哈哈哈 有笑有推 12/17 15:18
203F：推 ikaru:有前途!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 17:09
204F：推 emilyluvsptt:这真的超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/17 22:56
205F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 23:26
206F：推 fish079313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/18 21:24
207F：推 ape357:太可爱了吧!!! 这种时候怎会想到要先拿一条土司再出去啊!! 12/18 23:40
208F：推 imaginer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 21:11
209F：推 wanlinchi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/26 17:59
210F：→ aminyoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 是有没有那麽爱吃啦!!!!! 12/26 23:55
211F：→ iceman2:好可爱阿阿阿>///////////////< 01/01 13:17
212F：推 jnlid1109:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了 02/10 15:25