作者greenmi (葛米)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 去洗个澡是在挣扎什麽
时间Fri Jul 16 11:48:56 2010
昨天傍晚跟我妈去河堤骑脚踏车
流得一身汗回家
回到家
我妈抱着换洗衣物在客厅晃来晃去
以下是对话
娘亲：欸greenmi，快叫我去洗澡!
我 ：去洗澡。
娘亲：说拜托!
我 ：拜托。
娘亲：说谢谢!
我 ：谢谢。(我好乖喔)
娘亲：说
因为你洗澡，世界变得更美好~
我 ：.....................
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是怎样洗个澡而已，有需要这麽多心理建设吗!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1F：推 Kinglai:我笑了 07/16 12:01
2F：推 poeepoee:我按1了 07/16 12:02
3F：→ fallheart:我家也会出面前面那几句对话欸XD 07/16 12:02
4F：推 etallor:呵呵 好好玩的对话 07/16 12:06
5F：推 dog0302:好吧 我1了 07/16 12:14
6F：推 flpin:这世界多麽的美丽，这空气多麽的清新 07/16 12:20
7F：推 luther0583:原PO:不爽就不要洗嘛 07/16 12:23
8F：推 sexxes:因为你洗澡，世界变得更美好~ 07/16 12:28
9F：推 stu84143:我会心一笑XD~ 07/16 12:31
10F：推 coldking45:所有美女打开门洗澡世界才更美好 07/16 12:33
11F：→ xgcj:你阿母真口爱~ 07/16 12:36
12F：推 qqpunpun:阿母有言语强迫症吗= = 真可爱的对话 07/16 12:43
13F：推 stupidman:超可爱的啦!!XD 07/16 12:52
14F：推 auior:好有趣的妈妈XDDDD 07/16 12:53
15F：推 cat1984:XD 07/16 12:57
16F：推 javanuts:你妈妈是什麽星座的这麽懒得洗澡 又这麽搞笑 07/16 12:57
17F：推 bingomime:好欢乐XDDD 07/16 13:05
18F：推 windowcat:真乖~~~ 07/16 13:23
19F：推 dadalove:好可爱XDDDDDD 07/16 13:27
20F：推 asymptote81:我喜欢上你阿母了 >///< 07/16 13:29
21F：推 ashhyacinth:楼上想当人家的...? 07/16 13:31
22F：推 majungyi:XDDDDDDDD 07/16 13:31
23F：→ KYOROD:阿~世界的多麽的美丽 空气多麽的清新(深呼吸) 07/16 13:34
24F：推 flpin:楼上是余铁雄的妈 07/16 13:36
25F：推 untestable:你洗完澡空气变香的水变甜的地球是乾净的阿扁是清白的 07/16 13:46
26F：→ untestable:但是 她洗完你才发现 你刚刚说谎 07/16 13:46
27F：推 urzas:XD 07/16 13:51
28F：推 musekiller:可爱的娘亲 07/16 14:03
29F：推 sexxes:妈妈的图咧!? 07/16 14:15
30F：推 yoyobb:所以你妈是Ｍ？ 07/16 14:19
31F：→ smiley0610:你妈也太...... 07/16 14:22
32F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 14:27
33F：推 kinki1996:很可爱 07/16 14:33
34F：推 magicrex:好妈妈XD 07/16 14:39
35F：→ allsecret:太爆笑了XDDDDD 天兵的样子跟我老妈好像XD 07/16 14:49
36F：推 i683280:因为你洗澡，世界变得更美好~ 07/16 14:55
37F：→ keithking:靠夭 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 15:39
38F：推 smiller618:为什麽要挣扎这麽大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 15:45
39F：→ windmaster:你妈在演草莓百分百吗?? 07/16 15:59
40F：推 len53:妈妈也太趣味了吧XDDD 07/16 16:04
41F：推 dogemoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 16:04
42F：推 qvTYTvp:你妈很可爱 你也好听话 07/16 16:14
43F：推 GangPang:有笑有推 07/16 16:19
44F：推 whiteluna:到底几天没洗了XD 07/16 16:22
45F：推 minihaha1127:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 17:30
46F：推 s8511320:可爱的老母!!! 07/16 17:36
47F：推 roseblood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 18:30
48F：推 s50156:你害我像神经病的看着电脑傻笑xDD 07/16 18:47
49F：推 cockatiel123:c8 c8 07/16 19:06
50F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDD 叫你说啥就得说啥，你会被你妈妈训练成M 07/16 19:07
51F：→ petwing:我怎麽想到谜片的对话 男：快说你想要什麽？ 07/16 19:27
52F：推 xgodtw:好有趣XDDDDDD 07/16 19:28
53F：推 sosick:你好乖喔XDDDD 07/16 19:37
54F：推 sportsyzm:XD 07/16 19:43
55F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 19:55
56F：推 iameven:妈妈好可爱喔!! 07/16 20:10
57F：推 banban612:XDDDD也太可爱了吧 原po娘亲好有趣 07/16 20:14
58F：推 hustina:XDDDDDDDDDD 好可爱唷 07/16 20:21
59F：→ sayolin:XDDDD 07/16 20:37
60F：→ cv0728:结果原PO妈有去洗澡嘛? 07/16 23:24
61F：→ Entropy1988:好像我曾看过的漫画情节 07/16 23:48
62F：推 syuasdio:XD 07/17 00:05
63F：推 Shalynn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 00:43
64F：推 carlos0711:你妈是不是刚看完超级学校霸王= = 07/17 01:13
65F：推 signpoison:我完全失守了哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 01:22
66F：推 geniussilly:XDDDDDDD 07/17 01:42
67F：推 kang810207:超北蓝XDDDDDD 07/17 02:33
68F：推 x070707x:笑了 07/17 10:21
69F：→ Yie:XDDD 07/17 11:20
70F：推 warrenchen:好可爱的娘 XDD 後来原PO有说吗？ 07/17 14:37
71F：推 haggis:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 01:09
72F：推 sfmsfm53:笑到爆XD 07/18 02:22
73F：推 biobird:好可爱的妈妈喔XD 07/18 14:21
74F：推 mandy760830:好可爱的妈妈XDDDDD 07/18 14:30
75F：推 azuregni:我大笑了XDDDD 07/18 16:52
76F：推 KidChao:太好笑了XDDDDD 07/18 17:03
77F：推 sylvia66478:XD 07/18 17:11
78F：推 vacancy623:XDDDDD 超可爱的 07/18 21:01
79F：推 gein:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 21:21
80F：推 CocoaLait:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 22:40
81F：→ ktta:可爱 07/18 23:44
82F：推 haruharu:原来有人跟我一样洗澡前会很挣扎XDDDDDDD 07/19 00:06
83F：推 micaDanube:你妈太可爱啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/19 01:26
84F：推 hp100078:XDDD 07/19 06:40
85F：推 ankoppt:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/19 16:41
86F：推 kreneo:好可爱的妈妈~ 07/19 17:14
87F：→ elwyn:XD 07/19 19:16
88F：→ brightbright:XDDDDDDDDD 07/19 20:55
89F：推 vengeance104:就跟拉拉说再见 拉拉：再见~ 有异曲同工之妙 07/20 15:00
90F：→ asami:因为你洗澡 世界变得更美好←这是什麽鬼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 07:32
91F：推 duck0823:哈哈XD 07/21 16:26
92F：推 komiya:因为你洗澡，世界变得更美好~原PO妈妈快去洗澡XD 07/21 17:21
93F：→ funnyway:XDDD 07/21 23:50
94F：推 Kimchi9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 01:27
95F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 19:46
96F：推 b85040312:太好笑了 07/22 19:47
97F：推 RainInNight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 19:48
98F：推 zenki324:好笑! 07/26 21:47
99F：推 BeautyEgg:xDDDD 好可爱的妈妈 xD 07/27 20:13
100F：推 iamkaoru:好可爱天阿~~~~~~~~~~ 07/29 06:12
101F：推 chris0629:推推 08/02 22:00
102F：→ GIAR:好可爱的妈妈XDDDD 08/21 19:08
103F：推 antiiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:57
104F：→ a0652qj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD早期笨版都好好笑 01/12 13:41