作者Elebea (欧比)
站内StupidClown
标题[无言] 一日好眠的真相
时间Mon Feb 15 00:24:51 2010
我是属於那种一睡三千年的类型
不管前一天多早睡，只要灯光好气氛佳，隔天要睡过中午绝对没有问题的人
只是通常接近中午就会被我家人叫起床。
昨天除夕，我就家里睡到下午五点才起床，中间完全没有人叫我!?
想说应该是因为除夕夜，只注重晚餐，所以中餐没吃没关系，才会让我一日好眠吧??
结果後来吃完晚餐我才知道，原来是昨天我妈忙着拜拜
到中午才发现，只煮了一杯米好像不太够一家四个人吃
所以就交待我妹说
「今天饭煮不够，不可以叫 Elebea 起床」
我妹听到还反问我妈
「啊如果 Elebea 自己起床的话怎麽办？」
我妈想也不想的就说
「那就紧叫伊继续困」
（那就快叫他继续睡）
原来这才是我一日好眠的真相 Orz...
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◆ From: 114.27.8.69
※ 编辑: Elebea 来自: 114.27.8.69 (02/15 00:25)
1F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDDDDD 02/15 00:28
2F：推 RoyEdo:我笑了XDDDD原PO好悲情XDDDDD 02/15 00:30
3F：推 mars0510:推XDDDDDDDDD 02/15 00:32
4F：推 skyoasis:推爱睡鬼XDXD 02/15 00:42
5F：推 parkercat:所以你上次醒来是西元前1000年? 02/15 00:45
6F：推 meowteat:好好笑 02/15 01:14
7F：推 Paijiu:我家四个人要煮三杯半的米...怎麽差这麽多.... 02/15 01:43
8F：推 bow76:我住外面一个人吃就煮三杯米了= = 泡面+白饭超饱超省钱 02/15 02:04
9F：推 gaeyles:了XDD 02/15 04:31
10F：推 Knicks:XDDDD 02/15 10:12
11F：推 funnychia:太可爱了XD 02/15 10:21
12F：推 zha0:你妈养你好像还满好养的 XD 以後都不要叫你起来就好了 . 02/15 10:29
13F：推 bettyling:好可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 10:35
14F：推 bambambam:哇猪阿.... hahaha 噗噗 02/15 10:44
15F：推 cuteangle30:好可爱XDDD 02/15 10:56
16F：推 ankoppt:新年快乐 XD 02/15 10:59
17F：推 monkeyFJU:给你拍拍~ XDD 02/15 11:07
18F：推 ShadyDog:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 11:13
19F：推 monismile:原PO有没有觉得跟家里人长的不太像... 02/15 11:18
20F：推 pani:好好笑喔XD!!! 02/15 11:37
21F：推 landing:XD 02/15 11:48
22F：推 Hans14:XDDD 进入冬眠状态 02/15 12:23
23F：推 angelacg:新年来的大笑，怎麽这麽欢乐阿 02/15 12:30
24F：推 ikaru:XDDDD 02/15 13:01
25F：推 tifakuo:好可爱XD 02/15 13:21
26F：→ losetemperat:睡眠情况跟原PO完全一样＝ ＝.... 02/15 14:13
27F：推 TonyAsa:一杯米？连两个人都不够吃吧 02/15 14:13
28F：推 cobal:超好笑的啦...大过年的就这麽欢乐... 02/15 14:15
29F：推 Lavchi:好温馨的家庭 XDDDDDDD 02/15 14:17
30F：推 snows94520:一杯米四个人吃喔 ... = = 02/15 14:25
31F：→ tsaofan:我笑了XDD 02/15 14:37
32F：→ inponda:好好笑XDD 02/15 14:40
33F：推 Ephraim:跟我今天的遭遇颇像 只是我没睡到那麽晚... 02/15 14:50
34F：→ Ephraim:家中该回娘家的人全跑了 只剩我爸妈和我三个在家 02/15 14:50
35F：→ Ephraim:他们两个早午餐吃太多炸年糕太饱 不想吃午饭 所以就不叫 02/15 14:51
36F：→ Ephraim:我起床... 02/15 14:52
37F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDD 02/15 15:49
38F：推 vi29jsy:我的嘴角上扬了 哈哈哈 02/15 16:00
39F：推 top068:拍拍...XD 02/15 16:01
40F：推 ffiioonnaa:我弟也很会睡...昨天也睡到五点，今天现在还在睡＝ ＝ 02/15 16:09
41F：推 LFChrist:1杯米最好是会够四个人吃啦XDDD 02/15 16:09
42F：推 monce:XDDDD 02/15 16:21
43F：推 youwin0125:今天家人都睡回笼觉 只有我在上ptt 02/15 16:31
44F：→ chupan:好可怜XD 02/15 16:39
45F：推 cpli:一杯是外面1000cc饮料杯 02/15 16:47
46F：推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 16:52
47F：推 yeeshan13:好养 +1 XDDDD 02/15 17:02
48F：推 iamian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 17:04
49F：推 RockManX8:好悲惨XDDD 02/15 17:19
50F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 17:19
51F：推 milk68387:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 17:39
52F：推 t124222210:有种蛋蛋的____ 02/15 17:39
53F：推 samilover:有笑有推 羡慕原PO惊人的睡眠能力 (持续睡眠不足的人) 02/15 17:53
54F：推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 18:00
55F：推 eellnn:我跟原po一样好睡~~XD 02/15 18:30
56F：推 Pecker:我笑了 =.= 02/15 18:53
57F：推 gold06181618:颗颗 02/15 19:11
58F：推 smallsamsam:口年 02/15 19:30
59F：推 liu20306:大过年的就这麽悲惨喔XDD 02/15 19:30
60F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 19:37
61F：推 PPPGGG:好睡+1 不过原PO也真惨 02/15 19:40
62F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 19:44
63F：推 StoneOBK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 19:51
64F：推 crazyfatso:鲁夫也很好睡 02/15 19:52
65F：推 etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 20:01
66F：推 Lance9:原来大家过年也都睡到下午五点XD 所以我一点也不奇怪了 02/15 20:10
67F：推 chiunT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 20:23
68F：推 idlypanda:原po是日暮吗XD 02/15 20:24
69F：推 bonnilyangel:原po妈把原po 当熊了~ 02/15 20:34
70F：推 scott5829:我笑了! 02/15 20:37
71F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 20:38
72F：推 etwaslai:妈妈好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 21:04
73F：推 eros0810:杯有大小之分啊~ 我家也是大杯说 02/15 21:09
74F：→ AquariusTACO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 21:18
75F：推 AquariusTACO:推回来 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 21:21
76F：推 bluehuang: 有笑有推 推好养+1XD 02/15 21:59
77F：推 poiu1234:XZDDDDD 02/15 22:13
78F：推 timmyhuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 22:21
79F：推 free18:冬眠耶(指)XDDDDD 02/15 22:28
80F：推 godshow:我纪录是在一切正常生活的情况下 睡了15小时的午觉 02/15 22:29
81F：推 opxk7:你妈好酷!!! 02/15 23:01
82F：推 rfdgrfdg:XD 02/15 23:04
83F：推 a83a83:XDDD 02/15 23:24
84F：推 realhanan:XDDD 02/15 23:24
85F：推 doriswe:笑了XD 02/15 23:26
86F：推 mayanino:好省 02/15 23:27
87F：推 lupolewis:好沟锥阿 02/15 23:27
88F：推 joimk:XDDDDD 02/15 23:44
89F：推 kexi0711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 23:55
90F：推 MDLOVE:好可爱XDDDDDD 02/15 23:59
91F：推 beetv:元PO会冬眠? 02/16 00:04
92F：推 sevencherry:原PO娘好可爱~ 02/16 00:05
93F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 00:07
94F：推 makoto13:大家一起睡到晚上 就省好多米饭钱耶 02/16 00:32
95F：推 qiyings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 00:36
96F：推 amylilytsai:这样好省喔!!一天只要吃一餐!!下次试看看XDD 02/16 00:41
97F：推 kkcook77:共体时艰~~ 02/16 00:57
98F：推 trilobita:全家一起睡啊~ 02/16 00:59
99F：推 moerity:原PO拍拍XDDDDDDD 02/16 01:33
100F：→ hanju5:哈哈哈XDD 02/16 01:34
101F：推 wlcard:XDDD 02/16 01:40
102F：推 cj041:超好笑XD 02/16 01:44
103F：推 lianggua:XDDDDDDDDD 02/16 02:26
104F：推 windsumi:有股淡淡的忧伤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 02:39
105F：推 egg61232:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 03:09
106F：推 ONLYYUYU:我家也是这样+1 02/16 03:59
107F：推 DEATH1122:有笑有推 XDD 原PO多睡一点 可以少吃几餐 02/16 04:01
108F：推 alentek: 你一定是捡来的 拍拍 02/16 04:04
109F：推 Refauth:要小心注意身体 这可能是某些病的徵兆喔 像是脂肪肝之类的 02/16 05:11
110F：推 irz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 05:15
111F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 05:38
112F：→ Yie:XDDD 02/16 06:52
113F：推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 07:21
114F：推 pLxxoy:XD 02/16 10:07
115F：推 a1990:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 10:38
116F：推 maochou:过年怎麽这麽悲情啊原PO....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 11:22
117F：推 softtrombone:好穷 02/16 11:36
118F：推 juting:好心酸唷 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 12:46
119F：→ rupru:淡淡的忧伤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 12:54
120F：推 eisenccw:XD 02/16 13:54
121F：推 LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 14:03
122F：推 MITCHLIN:「啊如果 Elebea 自己起床的话怎麽办？」 02/16 14:19
123F：→ MITCHLIN:我妈想也不想的就说「我安眠药买好了」 02/16 14:20
124F：推 aa255296:XDD 02/16 14:22
125F：推 keitaandwing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 14:28
126F：推 eggwashappy:XDDDDDDD 02/16 14:32
127F：推 ththth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 14:51
128F：推 vkq:好有趣XDDDD 02/16 15:25
129F：推 jenniferelf:XDD 悲情的好笑，可以省米钱吗 02/16 15:30
130F：推 micaDanube:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 16:59
131F：推 pachiichi:夸张XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 17:07
132F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 17:21
133F：推 urzas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 17:31
134F：推 secretworld:好经典XDDDDD 02/16 18:10
135F：推 ohmygodha:干!超好笑XDDD 02/16 18:18
136F：推 sting47:好悲情的原PO XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 19:46
137F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 21:13
138F：推 qaz2071001:新年好冬眠!!! 经典呀!!!!!!! 02/16 21:20
139F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 02/16 21:35
140F：推 lochh:超靠盃XDDDDDD 02/16 22:31
141F：推 jkoh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 22:53
142F：推 jackie1023:XDD很有趣的说 02/16 23:12
143F：推 songjing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 23:54
144F：→ nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/17 01:47
145F：推 television:有笑有推XDDDDDD 02/17 01:49
146F：推 evelyn055:XDDDDDDDD 你妈妈有在年夜饭桌上多夹点菜给你吗? 02/17 04:14
147F：→ colamina:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/17 08:55
148F：推 princessmake:XD 02/17 11:13
149F：推 ballII:XDDD 02/17 18:52
150F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/17 19:19
151F：推 a055169:悲情~~~~~~~^^ 02/17 20:15
152F：推 KillLakers:原po妈是甲贺阿骂 XDDDDDDDDD 02/17 21:59
153F：推 kun403:推原po妈XD 02/18 01:00
154F：推 sungu:我快笑死了!! 02/18 17:14
155F：推 colorfuljk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/18 19:52
156F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/18 20:01
157F：推 sksling:整个悲情XDDD 02/18 22:22
158F：推 fishdong:好可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/19 02:46
159F：推 binlin44:好悲情XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/19 21:33
160F：推 waynex:拍拍 02/19 23:00
161F：推 SINREN:这不就是"吃晚餐就好"型?! 02/19 23:23
162F：→ twoseveno:好温馨的家庭@@ 02/20 03:54
163F：推 bluebo:XD 02/20 15:32
164F：推 MiNiMusi:大家的杯子都同个size....-.-? 02/21 11:38
165F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:52
166F：推 wednesday323:有笑有推 02/21 23:19
167F：推 crea0520:好心酸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 18:50
168F：推 miljs:肚子会饿吗XD 02/25 15:11
169F：推 chou:好可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/26 16:29
170F：推 c121457958:真美满的家庭XD 02/26 21:24
171F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/27 18:48
172F：推 joe2365536:好温馨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/27 20:02
173F：推 aiko37sg:原PO被刻意忽略XDDD 02/28 18:48
174F：推 heii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 01:23
175F：→ mapuce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/05 19:41
176F：推 fredjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD水啦 03/08 19:17