作者showko (说我怪咖?!那是种称赞!!!)
看板StupidClown
标题[听错] Just do it !?
时间Mon Nov 2 13:19:01 2009
今天上午一如往常的进行田野调查
远远的就看到两位传教士在跟一位殴吉桑传教
心想～在这种乡下地方传教真是辛苦，因为被打枪的机率太高了
而且还要懂得讲一点台语成功机率较大吧，真的很难啦
才想毕，我就被两位185的白人盯上...
传：你好～(以下外国腔)
我：HI～
传：可以耽误你一点点时间吗？
我：呃...不好意思，我在上班，没空耶～sorry(这也是事实)
传：哦哦～没关系，我只是想问你～Just do it !
这是勉励的话－做就对了，我懂～所以我随即就回：哦～OK～OK～(并且给予善意的微笑)
传：NO～NO～Just do it !
我：OK～OK～I see !
传：NO NO NO NO.....Just do it !
我也是满脸问号了：OK～OK～Do what ?
传：NO NO～What I mean is "where am I ?"
"where am I ?"
"where am I ?"
阿兜...
原来你会讲台语...
不过...还是请你讲中文啊～～～～
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◆ From: 61.227.188.72
※ 编辑: showko 来自: 61.227.188.72 (11/02 13:21)
1F：推 calvin301301:天阿我笑了..... 11/02 13:22
2F：推 jokemaker:超好笑的XDDDDDD 『这是兜位？』和「just do it」..... 11/02 13:24
3F：→ theodorelion:二楼的ID配上说的话 真令人鼻酸 11/02 13:26
4F：推 power21585:我也笑了!! 11/02 13:27
5F：推 Hyuaga:五楼 Jizz do it 11/02 13:27
6F：→ Hyuaga:告非... 11/02 13:27
7F：推 xdbutterfly:五楼爱自裱.... 11/02 13:28
8F：推 ggiirrllkk:我也喜欢被说是怪咖 那的确是一种称赞XDDDDD 11/02 13:29
9F：推 SpriteMan: 五楼爱自肥 11/02 13:29
10F：推 hcc310:嘴角失守XDDD 11/02 13:31
11F：推 homo760123:DO WHAT? 11/02 13:32
12F：推 gerard:XDDDDDD 11/02 13:35
13F：→ jason1163:just 督 it 11/02 13:39
14F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 13:42
15F：推 hahax52:哈哈X52 11/02 13:43
16F：推 chu1230:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 13:48
17F：推 JTLz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 11/02 13:49
18F：推 hesta:这有版标的浅力 11/02 13:49
19F：推 wInIc:XDDDDD 11/02 13:49
20F：推 swordmr20:加系都威XD 11/02 13:50
21F：推 cindykana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 13:52
22F：推 mydeargf:XD 你心里想的，老外都知道!! XD 11/02 13:52
23F：推 Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 13:53
24F：推 good3583: Hyuaga:五楼 Jizz do it 11/02 13:55
25F：推 jshk:老外以为台湾人都会说台语吗XDDD 11/02 14:03
26F：推 hebemike:ＧＪ 11/02 14:09
27F：推 scedbo412:XD 超好笑的啦 11/02 14:10
28F：推 franreaac:XD 可以m了~ 11/02 14:15
29F：推 roneyuan:假戏督V XDDDDD 11/02 14:16
30F：推 watashiD:Just do it!! 11/02 14:16
31F：推 jerry789789:干这真的太好笑了 我笑到流眼泪 11/02 14:19
32F：推 shaothi:哈哈哈哈哈 11/02 14:20
33F：推 kentsam2077:有笑点 11/02 14:21
34F：推 ethos8015:XDD 11/02 14:23
35F：推 noone:我笑了 XDDDD 11/02 14:25
36F：推 closetowind:大推啦!! 11/02 14:25
37F：推 chl520:xd 11/02 14:26
38F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 14:39
39F：推 ssun302231:==================版标版标================== 11/02 14:41
40F：推 aqurn:看懂之後...後劲很强啊XDDDD 11/02 14:41
41F：推 peaceyou:XDDDDDD 11/02 14:41
42F：推 tototony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 14:42
43F：推 danny0210:= = 11/02 14:42
44F：推 kapiobhee:哈哈哈 11/02 14:49
45F：推 jenhsuan:突然觉得Nike变得更有意义了 (路痴专用?) 11/02 14:51
46F：推 coolmayday:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 14:53
47F：推 mirrorz:XDDD 11/02 14:55
48F：推 bluecrazyboy:NIKE广告有新梗了...XD 11/02 14:56
49F：推 falcon423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 15:01
50F：推 repeaty:where i am? where am i? 11/02 15:02
51F：推 innctume:看到中间就开始大笑了XDD 有点嘴角抽搐XDD 11/02 15:03
52F：推 seiyaku:XD 11/02 15:04
53F：推 cbm111:原po OS:喜咩督杀毁啦ˋ..ˊ 11/02 15:06
54F：嘘 ivnscity:唬烂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!之前就看过这个笑话了!!!!! 11/02 15:07
55F：→ ivnscity:原PO唬烂行为不可取 11/02 15:07
56F：推 sanacocoa:XDDDDDDDDD 11/02 15:07
57F：推 XDXIX:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 15:15
58F：推 OoJudyoO:谢谢二楼的解答XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 15:19
59F：推 heartwall:XD 11/02 15:24
60F：推 weapon690:看成My name.. 11/02 15:26
61F：推 shortpig:哈哈哈哈 好好笑 11/02 15:32
62F：推 upbed:XDDD 11/02 15:32
63F：推 a98450333:==================just督 it========================= 11/02 15:37
64F：推 secret0716:看成My name+1 11/02 15:43
65F：推 LIENMEI:嘴角忍不住上扬XDDDDDDDDD 11/02 15:46
66F：推 wmwieqo:哈哈，这个好笑！ 11/02 15:47
67F：推 rockwayne:值得推爆 11/02 15:51
68F：→ SWATDuck:真的假的~感觉有点唬烂 11/02 15:58
69F：→ ddd123:其实不错笑啦~XDDDDDD 11/02 15:59
70F：推 ehen:XDDDDDDDDD 11/02 16:00
71F：推 cff9900ff:赞啦 11/02 16:02
72F：推 icecube14:其实 不错笑就好噜阿 这是温馨的笨版ㄚ!! 11/02 16:13
73F：推 zhewei:靠好好笑喔！ 11/02 16:26
74F：推 sharan0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 16:28
75F：推 sam0312:噗哧!!害我饮料喷出来.... 11/02 16:34
76F：→ Xmop:不会说台语，没看懂。。。 11/02 16:37
77F：推 chengtingXD:XDDD 11/02 16:37
78F：→ callme5f:未看先猜楼下阿峰 11/02 16:39
79F：推 WilliamXZ:阿鬼你还是说中文吧 11/02 16:39
80F：→ callme5f:未看再猜楼下阿峰 11/02 16:40
81F：推 leecoco: 未看再猜楼下阿达 11/02 16:41
82F：嘘 wb:嘘明显 看不太懂勒 有人可以解释吗? 11/02 16:44
83F：推 zq1241:哈哈哈哈我笑了 11/02 16:44
84F：推 naoko22:哈哈~~好好笑....好好笑 11/02 16:45
85F：推 lockup1217:看再猜楼下阿扁 11/02 16:45
86F：→ Yuhyt:"这是哪里"的台语, Just do it!! 11/02 16:46
87F：推 marujan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD wb要报名鹅妈妈英文教室了 11/02 16:57
88F：推 lovesanji:这个好笑XDDDDDDD 11/02 16:57
89F：→ cakin:XD 11/02 16:57
90F：→ marujan:就是"just do it" 念起来像台语的"这里是哪里" 11/02 16:57
91F：推 nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDD just do it! (最後一句是"i mean"才对) 11/02 16:58
92F：推 yuyemoon:这个有趣XDDDD just do it音似"加洗兜we"(这是哪里) 11/02 16:58
93F：推 ictiffin:真可爱 11/02 16:59
94F：推 asdfghjkl220:笑翻了XD 看不懂就嘘 有没有这麽没水准啊 == 11/02 17:04
95F：推 princessmake:XD 11/02 17:10
96F：→ kamil:My mean is "where am I ?"是啥小 11/02 17:11
97F：推 marknm:这不推不行了~~XD 11/02 17:14
98F：推 hco:XDD忍不住跟着念 11/02 17:15
99F：推 coolmom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:15
100F：推 orange113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看懂了 XD 11/02 17:20
101F：→ dearmautor:My mean? 应该是I mean吧 11/02 17:22
102F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:22
103F：推 hide33:超好笑啦! 没2F解答 还真猜不到XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:31
104F：推 fivehundren:gooooood just doooooo it 11/02 17:33
105F：推 herger:有笑有推 11/02 17:39
106F：推 kktimes:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:39
107F：推 evelyn055:看到二楼的解答才知道要笑XDDD 11/02 17:42
108F：推 kennethliu:笑死我了 这梗太好!! 11/02 17:43
109F：→ saisai60:XDDD 11/02 17:43
110F：推 RedClown:版标！ 11/02 17:48
111F：推 light5552000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:49
112F：推 f222051618:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:50
113F：推 shin00:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD 水唷水唷 11/02 17:50
114F：推 usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 佳喜叨位~~~~~~~ 11/02 17:52
115F：推 cashko:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 17:54
116F：推 Angesi:哈哈 很好笑耶 11/02 17:58
117F：推 star0808:後劲强大XDDDDDD 超好笑!!!! 11/02 17:58
118F：推 hank61204:XDDDDD 11/02 18:08
119F：推 lumis888:爆一个啦 XD 11/02 18:12
120F：推 ilovedandan:好有画面阿!!!!!!! 11/02 18:13
※ cuteandy1088:转录至某隐形看板 11/02 18:14
121F：推 linda0325:XD 11/02 18:15
122F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDD 11/02 18:16
123F：推 GOLxDxROGER:屌歪了 11/02 18:16
124F：推 avrilrock:爆 11/02 18:17
125F：推 GOLxDxROGER:屌歪了 11/02 18:19
126F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 18:23
127F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 18:29
128F：→ ian8275:外国人文法有错误...给箭头 11/02 18:29
129F：推 inponda:爆点是My mean is? 11/02 18:41
130F：推 arrakis:漂亮XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 18:41
131F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 18:50
132F：推 Hasahina:cuteandy1088:转录至某隐形看板 11/02 18:51
133F：嘘 kaoru7568:红的明显，应该是用 I mean .... 吧，感觉怪怪的 11/02 18:52
134F：推 s605152002:爆 11/02 18:53
135F：推 sheng0809:哈哈哈XDDD 11/02 18:54
136F：推 zelk:外国人文法错很正常吧 11/02 18:55
137F：推 ya1357977889:好强大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "这兮兜位"XDD 11/02 19:05
138F：推 dragonsoul:XD 11/02 19:06
139F：推 fine6945:XDDDD 11/02 19:13
140F：推 thundercrab:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 19:17
141F：推 young790812:好瞎喔!!! 11/02 19:19
142F：推 jkjkj123:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 19:24
143F：推 zeat:XD 11/02 19:36
144F：推 xgodtw:没有二楼我还真的看不懂XD 11/02 19:43
145F：推 hady4207:本来也看不懂 文法是i mean....原PO笨了 11/02 19:51
146F：推 stu110003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後劲超强!! 11/02 19:57
147F：→ showko:我听错，应该是I mean..没错，不过我标题就是写[听错]阿 XD 11/02 20:11
148F：推 beautylin:XD 11/02 20:13
149F：推 DrCoolDs:这个好笑 11/02 20:19
150F：推 kiovv:也不对XDD是My meaning is "...",或是I mean "..." 11/02 20:23
151F：推 jf790116:XDDDDDDD!!! 11/02 20:23
152F：推 tooth:好好笑 11/02 20:27
153F：→ neptune0299:二楼GJ喔 11/02 20:37
154F：推 lazyboy624:楼上嘘的英文真烂!! 11/02 20:40
传教士应该是说 what I mean is ..耳残+假会=笨了，已修正！
※ 编辑: showko 来自: 61.227.188.72 (11/02 21:31)
155F：推 arashi410104:Hyuaga:五楼 Jizz do it 11/02 20:57
156F：推 scorse:能听成这样也不简单 11/02 20:57
157F：推 lailai702320:Hyuaga:五楼 Jizz do it 11/02 20:58
158F：推 threeplay:这个笑话听过了... 11/02 21:10
159F：→ yjha:笑话有了.. 11/02 21:11
160F：嘘 jokegod:虎烂ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 这是个笑话 11/02 21:24
161F：推 deathheaven:XDDDD 11/02 21:27
162F：推 parking:How do you turn this on 11/02 21:28
163F：推 threeplay:补嘘 11/02 21:31
164F：→ threeplay:干为啥不能嘘 11/02 21:31
165F：嘘 threeplay:这下怕了吧 11/02 21:34
166F：嘘 threeplay:终於抵销了，再一次就能达成初衷 11/02 21:36
167F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 21:37
168F：嘘 threeplay:终於成功了 11/02 21:38
169F：推 ma19761112:楼上辛苦了 11/02 22:16
170F：推 sunbiba:.....just do it 11/02 22:18
171F：推 GHpick:加洗堆 ? ...我笑了 11/02 22:19
172F：推 downhill:怎麽看到有人傻傻的在自HIGH.... 11/02 22:46
173F：推 jasmine204:超好笑的啦!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 22:59
174F：推 MediaPlayer:这个好笑 我愣了两秒 11/02 23:01
175F：推 graytweedle:家洗都ㄨ一? OKOK!! 囧 你OK个屁阿!? 11/02 23:06
176F：推 henryrita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 23:10
177F：推 froggg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 23:14
178F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 23:24
179F：推 Beetch:XDDDDD 11/02 23:36
180F：推 biglunatic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 23:44
181F：推 andygenisu:几爸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11/03 00:00
182F：嘘 jerrybig:这下怕了吧 11/03 00:00
183F：推 eyeyey531:XDDD 11/03 00:04
184F：推 magicjoker:爆 11/03 00:05
185F：推 cobras0325:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 00:06
186F：推 amy318:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 00:09
187F：推 xtn5133:我还以为是银魂梗 JUST DO IT~XD 11/03 00:29
188F：推 hsustan:这个好笑XD 11/03 00:30
189F：推 phoenixh29:XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 00:38
190F：推 imminko:XDDDD 11/03 00:39
191F：推 ianwww:笑一下XD 11/03 00:42
192F：推 fromwilda:XDD 11/03 00:44
193F：推 qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 00:59
194F：推 purple6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 01:03
195F：推 id0316hiphop:哈哈 11/03 03:06
196F：推 Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDD 11/03 05:40
197F：推 tony22:XD 11/03 08:11
198F：→ Yie:XDDD 11/03 08:21
199F：推 vex93:哈哈 戳中笑点XDD 11/03 08:44
200F：推 zjeff1:本日最好笑 11/03 09:51
201F：推 etrana:看不懂 还好二楼解说XDDDDDDDD 11/03 10:11
202F：嘘 rei02:Where am I? 看就知道虎烂 11/03 10:14
203F：推 doctor0929:爆~~~~ 11/03 10:28
204F：推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 10:31
205F：推 SINREN:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 10:38
206F：嘘 michael921:这是笑话= =看过了...而且他干嘛不直接用中文问你就好 11/03 11:43
207F：→ michael921:原PO唬烂也不打草稿 11/03 11:43
※ b7710182:转录至看板 FCU-EES 11/03 12:17
208F：推 neptune0299:几霸婚 11/03 12:57
209F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 12:57
210F：推 sacrificial:清流又强大 !! 11/03 13:09
211F：推 mickel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 13:12
212F：推 a908350614:这不错笑XDDDDDD 11/03 15:35
213F：推 westung::)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 11/03 16:15
214F：推 mova:好笑! 哈哈哈哈 11/03 16:38
215F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 19:11
216F：嘘 davidyang:干 po笑话去笑话版 不要来经验板 肏 我最讨厌你这种以 11/03 19:32
217F：→ davidyang:为别人会上当的人 11/03 19:32
218F：推 neofan:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 19:34
219F：推 shenyt:哈哈哈哈 XD 11/03 19:42
220F：推 vivi1210:我看完愣了一下 领悟後笑爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD吓到我室友= = 11/03 21:37
221F：推 ben196888:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:40
222F：推 etderain2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 23:48
223F：推 ID2507:有笑有推XD 11/04 01:11
224F：推 xufunny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 01:25
225F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 02:22
226F：推 escape54321:XDDDDDDD 11/04 03:00
227F：推 heii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 03:09
228F：推 verasun:有笑有推XD 11/04 08:47
229F：推 cs612601:超好笑!! 11/04 09:54
230F：推 prompt:太好笑了~ 11/04 10:19
231F：推 jeychieh:看完二楼才看懂 11/04 13:27
232F：→ elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 19:35
233F：推 WhiteQ:有笑有推 11/04 20:30
234F：推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/05 10:32
235F：→ kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/05 13:14
236F：推 GBG:干这篇後座力好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/05 21:27
237F：推 ancient:可以借转菲斯簿吗?? 11/05 22:42
238F：→ LujouPico:没图没真相 11/06 09:44
239F：推 owlwang0719:好有後座力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 11:14
240F：推 lingar:XDDDDD 11/06 18:00
241F：推 zax81904:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 19:15
242F：推 e352762:看两遍...懂了之後後劲超强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 23:00
243F：推 vincentdusk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/07 00:14
244F：推 lilymoonpig:噗!!这篇後座力超强的啦!!!! 11/07 11:09
245F：推 john2557:有笑有推 11/07 19:30
246F：→ lonelyknight:看到传教士就知道了= = 11/07 22:02
247F：推 ufoshooter:goooooooooooood 11/07 22:31
248F：推 s510410:有笑有推 11/08 11:47
249F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/08 14:40
250F：推 a12602183136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 02:24
251F：推 rainjay520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 19:31
252F：推 ambrian:干 太强大了 11/10 16:23
253F：推 Fuzishan:靠 11/12 01:03
254F：推 homerunball:很好很强大 11/15 02:15
255F：推 zoracheng:前天做仰卧起坐......orz 11/24 10:48
256F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 11:17
257F：推 pigangel999:很好笑 12/28 22:21
258F：推 spendor:推~~2009最好笑 01/13 10:35