作者ciaochen (咩)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 花枝鱿鱼面
时间Sat Jun 27 15:32:07 2009
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好
本人是兼职家教老师
最近在带小三小朋友上英文
从 你好 我叫XXX开始教起
我跟他说 老师说一句你就要说一句喔
小三:好
我:Hello, my name is Tom.
小三:Hello, my name is Tom.
老师我不是Tom 我是Sam
我:我知道 但是课本的人是Tom
我们先照着念喔 来 下一句~
What's your name?
小三:花枝鱿鱼面
我: 蛤?? 什麽面
小三:花枝鱿鱼面~~~
我:谁告诉你这个念花枝鱿鱼面
小三:我哥哥
我:...
加上刚刚的My name is Tom两句一起讲一次
小三:Hello 买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面
唉
怎麽办
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1F：推 area::D 06/27 15:38
2F：推 keyaire:下面给你吃 06/27 15:38
3F：推 KiRS:XDDD我大笑 06/27 15:38
4F：→ FangCC:我笑了~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 15:51
5F：推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 15:56
6F：推 Hans14:XDDD 顺 06/27 16:02
7F：推 jmy1:中肯 好好笑(打滚 06/27 16:08
8F：→ rainsblue:葛格下面给你吃味道很好喔 06/27 16:12
9F：推 j1082354:他哥哥那麽会教 还找家教干麻 06/27 16:34
10F：推 x223223233:我的嘴角失守~ 06/27 17:05
11F：推 lesswind:我下面给你吃 06/27 17:48
12F：推 wujimmy1988:楼上的下面很烫?? 06/27 18:01
13F：推 sealrabbit: 唉呦 买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 XDDD 06/27 18:02
14F：推 happiness23:原来花枝鱿鱼面那麽有名喔XDD 06/27 18:05
15F：推 dontofu:买面一直烫 花痴油面 06/27 18:08
16F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 18:32
17F：推 Yosan:买面一直烫好幽默XDDDDD 06/27 18:34
18F：→ Conifers:XD 06/27 18:40
19F：推 Luciano:有笑有推!! 这太好笑了~~ 06/27 19:05
20F：推 hide33:这样确实比较好记 XD 06/27 19:17
21F：推 zapzone:真的是蛮好笑的XDDDDDDDD 06/27 19:25
22F：推 PEACE240:靠邀我大笑..明天还要考一天阿阿阿阿阿.. 06/27 19:33
23F：推 tomi200218:有笑有推XD 多了一个增订版XDD 06/27 19:46
24F：推 winnie771118:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 19:47
25F：推 bh0112:推原PO 回答版工提醒 06/27 20:00
26F：→ tigerflyer:XDDDDDDD 06/27 20:24
27F：推 nanahiei:这个好好笑喔,买面一直烫很有梗 06/27 20:30
28F：推 ohlajun:买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 20:36
29F：推 Abric:XDDD 06/27 21:22
30F：推 OoJudyoO:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 这是宵夜文?? 06/27 21:44
31F：推 Coty1221:买面一直烫是沙小啦XDDDDDD 06/27 22:04
32F：推 mathsymbol:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:11
33F：推 sul32k7x87:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:20
34F：推 liuyt:後劲超强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD买面一直烫.. 06/27 22:22
35F：推 yesdolphin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:27
36F：推 Yvern:XDDDDDDDD 这好笑~~ 06/27 22:38
37F：推 koinomelody:版标啦～～好好笑XDDD 06/27 22:44
38F：推 yangpika:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:55
39F：推 JasmineR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:55
40F：推 kenshin078:买面一直烫！！！wwwww 06/27 23:30
41F：推 sugi3you:哈哈哈哈哈!!!!我笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 23:58
42F：推 baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:00
43F：推 ntuh259:笑到肚子痛+1 XDDD 06/28 00:02
44F：推 MajestyXD:还 蛮 瞎 的 ～ 06/28 00:08
45F：推 sasapala:後劲超强 06/28 00:10
46F：推 whatsurname:Ｍｙ ｎａｍｅ ｉｓ 花枝鱿鱼面ＸＤＤＤＤ 06/28 00:11
47F：推 ponpondapipi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:22
48F：推 walker2009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:24
49F：→ ASONG5438:小孩的教育不能等XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:27
50F：推 xavier24:不推不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:28
51F：推 lingueng:这真是太太太经典了!!!!!!!! 06/28 00:30
52F：→ lingueng:不得不浮起来推一下 06/28 00:30
53F：推 wazabi:有笑有推 06/28 00:31
54F：推 mflin217:好好笑喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:32
55F：推 centaurus125:有笑到推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:34
56F：推 nao:靠超好笑的~~~ 06/28 00:36
57F：推 lovelykuromi:有版标的潜力哈哈哈哈哈 06/28 00:37
58F：推 smallflowers:XDDDDDDD买面一直烫! 06/28 00:42
59F：推 assiduous567:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑到流眼泪了 06/28 00:46
60F：推 cestelle:真是可爱XDD 06/28 00:56
61F：推 salome1009:很妙～XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:00
62F：推 zoey0806:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/28 01:02
63F：推 monkeyFJU:好可爱~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:03
64F：推 elecal:推! 有笑到! 06/28 01:26
65F：推 len53:本日最优!!!板标板标 06/28 01:29
66F：推 punhu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:29
67F：推 imkidding:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:36
68F：推 nikki0415:真的好好笑呀~XDDDDD 版标版标!!! 06/28 01:42
69F：→ zeropluszero:你把这个经验印在早餐饮料杯了吗?我今天喝奶茶有看到 06/28 01:43
我会去问他哥哥是不是喝饮料看到的~
70F：推 god123456789:没看过给推XDDDDDD 笑惨了~ 06/28 01:51
71F：推 howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:56
72F：推 Dorra:买面一直烫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 02:11
73F：推 anitana:我猜是他哥哥看到那个笑话才这样教他弟弟的（认真） 06/28 02:13
74F：推 ssiiapple:XDDDDDDD 好烫好烫!!! 06/28 02:40
75F：推 ws30905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 02:49
76F：推 ainokodoba:他哥哥长大可以考虑去当英文教师XDDD 真的很好记XD 06/28 03:20
77F：推 jasonhou:笑死我了～太好笑了 06/28 03:23
78F：推 raysun:推一个XD 06/28 03:55
79F：推 winner10936:买面一直烫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 04:06
80F：推 a3eimyy:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 05:10
81F：推 accordingto:争取版标~ 买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 06/28 07:22
82F：推 needhp:不错！新的梗 06/28 08:24
83F：推 kinkitw:买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 08:34
84F：推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 09:39
85F：推 Marsarge:好好笑唷 XD 06/28 09:56
86F：推 untestable:笑死我了 06/28 10:02
87F：推 castin:哈哈~~好笑!!XD 06/28 10:23
88F：推 hacoolman:XDDDD 06/28 10:30
89F：推 HATEFISH:XDDDDD 06/28 10:37
90F：推 lazygreat:我不争气的大笑出来 买面一直烫上身 06/28 10:52
91F：推 jeremytw:不知不觉的，我饿了！！！！ 06/28 10:53
92F：推 loading1: 06/28 11:03
93F：推 emilypu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 创意学习法吗 兄弟一对活宝阿 06/28 11:10
94F：推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 11:27
95F：推 ppc:XD 06/28 11:28
96F：推 reworth:推XXXXXD 06/28 11:44
97F：推 eric4097:嘴角失守..... 06/28 11:51
98F：推 tunacan:买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 XDDD 06/28 12:03
99F：推 superqm714:嘴角失守了XDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 12:10
100F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我也要去买面了 06/28 12:43
101F：推 compuworld:好可爱XDDD 06/28 13:36
102F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 13:39
103F：→ voguehan:板标板标板标！！ 06/28 13:39
104F：推 Jamie653:XD 06/28 13:52
105F：推 shan751008:XD 06/28 14:00
106F：推 snowandsea:超好笑xdddddd 06/28 14:01
107F：推 antiele:版标 06/28 14:09
108F：推 takumi1109:有潜力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 14:23
109F：推 popochia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有画面喔!! 真可爱XDDDDDD 06/28 14:28
110F：推 john753951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 14:36
111F：推 happypooh17:太好笑了啦!!!!!!!!!! 06/28 14:51
112F：推 sweetevelyn:超好笑XDDDDD 06/28 14:57
113F：推 sonic33228:XDDDDDDD 买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 06/28 15:01
114F：→ poi09832000:查理~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 06/28 15:07
115F：→ canofdream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 15:09
116F：推 hanlung:XDDDD 买面一直烫超好笑的 06/28 15:17
117F：推 liufon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 15:27
118F：推 Belinda76:哈哈哈好好笑XD 06/28 16:24
119F：推 seedamen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 16:25
120F：推 smartcard:推好好笑... 06/28 16:43
121F：推 flyinsunmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 16:54
122F：→ pon7711:这孩子有前途XDDD 06/28 16:59
123F：推 kaioken:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 这个好笑啦 06/28 17:04
124F：推 OoJudyoO:这是一定要给它爆的啦!! 06/28 17:07
125F：推 muse1102:买面一直烫是要烫什麽鬼啦XDDDD 06/28 17:11
126F：推 Anatomy:唉唉 怎麽这可爱啊～ 06/28 17:52
127F：推 kevin75218:太好笑了 戒转XD 06/28 18:22
※ kevin75218:转录至某隐形看板 06/28 18:22
128F：推 iop206:推好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 现在小孩真有笑点！ 06/28 18:23
129F：推 evanpolo:变版标吧!!好好笑 06/28 19:19
130F：推 waratah7:版标版标版标版标版标版标版标版标版标版标版标!!!!!! 06/28 19:22
131F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 19:36
132F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD板标 06/28 20:04
133F：推 happymuse:看成带三小朋友 冏 ... 想说怎麽一开始就骂脏话.. 06/28 20:35
134F：推 circus940:版标版标!!! 06/28 20:43
135F：→ iris0108:我记得我高一就有想到了 我都高中毕业10年了 06/28 20:59
136F：推 lineagjason:哈哈 这不是我小时候的点吗 06/28 21:03
137F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:08
138F：推 sgalan821:真强大..... 06/28 21:10
139F：→ elwyn:这梗是真笨点假笨点啊||| 06/28 21:11
140F：推 a883099:推 06/28 21:21
141F：推 tBeer:笑到留眼泪 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:43
142F：推 yannjen:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:46
143F：推 x86t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:58
144F：推 nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 22:13
145F：推 by071626:狂笑...XDDDD 06/28 22:21
146F：→ lonppupu:D 06/28 22:21
147F：推 PORTER:太屌了! 06/28 22:37
148F：推 shwu:XDDDDDDD 06/28 22:51
149F：推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 22:54
150F：推 piya6291:赞 超好笑 06/28 22:58
151F：推 lucas01:XD 06/28 23:01
152F：推 kiwiforgirl:就是因为有这种哥哥 父母才替他请家教吧XDDDDDDD 06/28 23:23
153F：推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 23:35
154F：嘘 tenderman:这谐音笑话 几年前就听过了 这样还可以爆 还可以M哦? 沏 06/28 23:47
155F：推 pkn:这哥哥好强.... XDDDDDDDDD (而且还颇顺的) 06/28 23:48
156F：推 sanloman:补血 楼上上 你可以不要笑啊 06/28 23:55
157F：推 kaikiki:XD 06/28 23:55
158F：推 Ftaro:靠夭 板标get!!!!!! 06/29 00:12
159F：→ sbl2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 饿了饿了 06/29 00:12
160F：推 patricksky:超有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 00:16
161F：推 norris780717:XD 06/29 00:36
162F：推 wargod536:真的有好笑到XD 06/29 00:47
163F：推 ql6vul4:狂笑啦 XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 00:57
164F：推 Yie:XDDD 06/29 01:04
165F：推 si3290:有校友推 06/29 01:06
166F：→ prioritize:笑到哭，上版标啦！ 06/29 02:40
167F：推 cccplay:哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/29 03:04
168F：推 catcato:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:29
169F：推 panmabu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我已经好久没有这麽大笑了XDD 06/29 07:36
170F：推 amigo0721:Hello 买面一直烫 花枝鱿鱼面 06/29 11:22
171F：推 x88560:我笑了~ 06/29 11:29
172F：推 SEzter:买面一直烫....感觉好饱 06/29 11:40
173F：推 papaliu:板标板标 06/29 11:52
174F：推 sodeass:XDDDDD 吼~我下巴脱离....XDDDDD 06/29 12:58
175F：嘘 tempo7654:真的是n年前就听过了 06/29 13:15
176F：推 nathantw:爆 06/29 13:17
177F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:17
178F：推 salacolor:好笑毙了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:29
179F：推 shinloving:XD 06/29 13:35
180F：推 iicc15:有笑有推 06/29 14:06
181F：推 babyeyes94:XD 06/29 14:21
182F：推 herbertking:圣光术，我从来没听过 06/29 14:24
183F：推 killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 14:55
184F：推 smile75:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 15:33
185F：推 fuha0921:这个超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:21
186F：推 miaoyo:有笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:26
187F：推 shirahime:这笑点...够了 06/29 17:35
188F：推 killnasa:English 阴沟里去 06/29 17:45
189F：推 tracyyu:版标版标 06/29 19:37
190F：推 snoocatta:疯狂大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 20:16
191F：→ convey1227:谁教你的 我哥哥 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 20:29
192F：推 Lunachen:家教可以把哥哥抓去打一打XD 06/29 21:11
193F：推 kenyeh001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:48
194F：推 seijuro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:56
195F：推 momocat44:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:03
※ 编辑: ciaochen 来自: 221.169.92.157 (06/29 22:46)
196F：推 vcsb1221:XD 06/29 22:55
197F：推 u010140:这一篇好笑XD当标板好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 23:09
198F：推 zero726:其实满可爱的耶!!! XDDDDDDDDD 06/30 01:57
199F：推 Terry1984:XDDDDDDDDD 06/30 04:20
200F：推 crea0520:哇靠XDDD 06/30 13:52
201F：推 kaku216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 14:22
202F：推 memalina:看笨板不能喝水啦 被呛到好难受 T口T 06/30 14:30
203F：推 s850663:版标啦~ 06/30 14:50
204F：嘘 sayolin:这不是老梗吗... 06/30 16:27
205F：推 milkcine:ya~ 06/30 16:44
206F：推 lidingufo:D 06/30 16:58
207F：→ coldinfall:我四年前教小学生时他们也是这样讲的... 06/30 19:58
208F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 21:18
209F：推 davidchen329:买面一直烫XDD 07/01 00:13
210F：推 crea0520:光是看到一开头的"好"就让我笑了XDD 07/01 00:45
211F：→ nekomeow:我记得以前某广告也用这个梗... 07/01 08:43
212F：推 join77130:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 10:24
213F：推 gomay:哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 11:33
214F：→ jackie80148:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 13:42
215F：推 image:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 15:58
216F：推 okla999:我笑到喷泪XDDDDDD 07/01 18:19
217F：推 Trulli:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 23:06
218F：推 sshain:XDDDDDD 07/02 10:18
219F：→ crazyboy0706:真ㄉ有笑点..看可爱的笨板别吃东西好 害我还要清萤幕 07/02 15:20
220F：推 a908350614:买面一直烫有笑点XD 07/02 18:06
221F：推 kenny2963:我十年前国小补英文就听过了..... 07/03 23:16
222F：→ kenny2963:花枝鱼和面，买面的是Joy 07/03 23:17
223F：推 stevely:推板标 07/04 16:46
224F：推 wunsih:没听过ㄟ，是不是中部得都没听过 07/04 22:28
225F：推 cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/05 17:38
226F：→ ifalone:那商人不就是鼻屎捏成面~~ 07/06 02:52
227F：推 samex4x4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/09 09:51
228F：推 adapt:没听过，超好笑 07/12 12:54
229F：推 Andydream:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 08:12
230F：推 alin5:XD 08/07 17:21
231F：嘘 MrBrilliant:= =这个不是讲过了? 11/12 05:25
232F：嘘 jajoy:无敌老梗 02/07 16:57