作者shenasu (独自生活)
看板StupidClown
标题Re: [童年] 国父当年起义的时候,鼓吹________??
时间Tue Jun 2 22:13:34 2009
原文删光光
我想起以前同学 写过很智障的答案
那时候是国一 还有生物课本的时候
填充题是
雄蛙在求偶的时候,会鼓起______,以吸引雌蛙的注意。
有念书的人 都知道 是 鸣囊
强者同学
他竟然写
雄蛙在求偶的时候,会鼓起__勇气__,以吸引雌蛙的注意。
後来被我们班笑很久XDXD
还有一题 鸟类在飞行的时候,眼睛有一层_______,帮助飞行
答案是 瞬膜
他写 眼屎=.=
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1F:推 jhcleader:如果我是老师就给青蛙那题分... 06/02 22:15
2F:→ ya51:鼓起勇气= = 嘴角失守 06/02 22:19
3F:推 pansm:鼓起勇气 好笑 06/02 22:24
4F:推 cane5:鼓起勇气!!!!! 06/02 22:25
5F:推 ENDOUUKYO:强者同学在考试的时候,会鼓起勇气,以吸引老师的注意。 06/02 22:25
6F:推 rea120678:____体 06/02 22:27
7F:推 evelyn790730:勇气中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:27
8F:推 pink59bow: 爱真的需要勇气XD 06/02 22:29
9F:推 kuro50624:鼓起ˍˍ体 06/02 22:29
10F:推 katebabble:好久没这麽笑过了XDDDD偶滴妈呀(pps爱翻译的台词) 06/02 22:30
11F:推 thereisacat:勇气中肯 眼屎冏兴 06/02 22:44
12F:推 compuworld:鼓起勇气很赞啊 XDDD 06/02 22:45
13F:推 delavino:我猜到了XD 06/02 22:46
14F:推 asklove:不推不行 XD 06/02 22:53
15F:推 chaos0807:XD 06/02 23:00
16F:推 kim10319:国中 人是____类......写_人_类老师给对耶XD 06/02 23:00
17F:推 fff2225555:有脑残到... 06/02 23:01
18F:推 ienjan:推鼓起勇气 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:03
19F:推 rsm:噢...笑死我了XDDD 06/02 23:04
20F:→ chiawei08:青蛙的OP了 应该在351吧 06/02 23:04
21F:推 e29895037ric: 海绵 宝宝 06/02 23:10
22F:推 u085:鼓起勇气 哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:15
23F:推 hono1:我以为是..GG.. 06/02 23:15
24F:→ adst513:=====================勇=======气====================== 06/02 23:19
25F:推 vicky250179:鼓起勇气XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:21
26F:→ iwanthappy:XD 06/02 23:22
27F:推 gary730:我还以为他会写鼓起××… 06/02 23:26
28F:推 giligowla731:鼓起勇气XD 06/02 23:28
29F:推 shadowmoon:爱真的需要勇气XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:32
30F:推 l1290220:鼓起 新阿姆斯特朗炫风喷射阿姆斯特朗炮?? 06/02 23:34
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36F:推 walter1234:太强大了! 06/02 23:45
37F:推 sandon:XD 给个推 06/02 23:48
38F:推 niylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:59
39F:推 YukiPhoenix:第一题满分 06/03 00:00
40F:推 satanc:我也觉得满分 哈哈 06/03 00:03
41F:推 ERIC11910:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈ꬠ 06/03 00:04
42F:推 jimhgame31:我以为他写成鼓起阴囊....我糟糕了 06/03 00:14
43F:推 oiii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 00:16
44F:推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 00:20
45F:推 smallvicky:我跟楼楼楼上一样XDDDDD 好糟糕>///< 06/03 00:23
46F:推 oXnXo:太厉害了XDD 06/03 00:24
48F:推 rndchang:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 00:51
49F:推 taiwan2000:国中时候考一题制造精子的是____ 我同学写"狗丸" 06/03 01:03
50F:推 clamplove:XDDDDD 鼓起勇气太好笑啦~~~好梗! 06/03 01:06
51F:推 CoCoCoooo:XD 06/03 01:24
52F:推 misa0519:有笑有推XDDDD 06/03 01:47
53F:推 LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很中肯呀 06/03 01:51
54F:→ knip:我为什麽记得鼓起勇气是非常古老的梗啊 06/03 02:44
55F:推 kentingyanzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 02:52
56F:推 lojve:鼓起勇气超好笑阿XDDDD 06/03 02:56
57F:推 wu43re:刚刚拿这题问朋友,结果他竟然问我是不是鳃...囧 06/03 03:42
58F:推 mark0405:爱真的需要勇气~来面对流言蜚语 06/03 05:03
59F:推 scott5829:我嘴角也失守了 06/03 05:16
60F:→ bt222:很久以前有看过 06/03 05:46
61F:推 neptune0299:鼓起勇气 几霸婚 06/03 08:13
62F:推 TAMORI86:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 08:29
63F:推 leslie77223:有笑有推XD 06/03 10:51
64F:推 helloichigo:几霸婚XDDDDDDD 06/03 10:57
65F:推 debbieyes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 11:08
66F:推 asami:鼓起勇气XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 11:52
67F:→ tomriddle45:写这种答案 也是需要鼓起勇气的 06/03 12:00
68F:嘘 ltkfans:op 06/03 12:20
69F:推 sunnytutor:老师批: 我相信你写答案时就像求偶的青蛙一样.. 06/03 12:39
70F:推 melaks:GOOOOOOOOOOD 06/03 12:56
71F:推 shes60100:妙噢!! 06/03 13:26
72F:推 QMrick:後劲超强的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 13:36
73F:推 eric00321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 06/03 14:20
74F:推 bestlisa:鼓起勇气 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 15:32
75F:推 cantwo10:勇气超好笑的 06/03 15:47
76F:推 thebestbsn:真的超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 15:50
77F:推 gvyyw:鼓起勇气也没什麽不对的阿XD 06/03 17:00
78F:推 condition0:鼓起勇气没错压! 06/03 17:02
79F:推 vacancy623:爱真的需要勇气 XDDDDDDD 这没错呀!!! 06/03 17:39
80F:推 faye8626:来面对榴槤跟飞鱼吗 06/03 17:40
81F:推 librann:勇气 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 19:12
82F:推 hatasan:真是有勇气 06/03 19:37
83F:→ eddic914:原po的同学几霸婚! 06/03 19:39
84F:推 firo1776:蛙:你愿意跟我一起繁衍後代吗~?呱呱! 06/03 19:43
85F:推 helen7510:母蛙:你是只好蛙,我相信会有更适合你的(递好蛙卡) 06/03 19:45
86F:推 ups1269:求爱需要勇气 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 21:30
87F:→ aivi0926:鼓起勇气看过了阿= =这是不是老师改作业变成同写的! 06/03 22:02
88F:推 Liop1eurodon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 23:33
89F:推 ericshay:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 02:29
90F:→ OhRaining:#12IKyNBf 很久以前就M过的文章 为什麽可以OP还赚一个M? 06/04 02:33
91F:→ OhRaining: ▔▔▔▔ 可能文章太久 又新加了眼屎 所以版主忽略了吧 06/04 02:37
92F:→ OhRaining: 不过这麽久的老笑话再看一次还是很妙XDD 06/04 02:38
93F:→ itismeow:推楼上记忆力强大 06/04 02:58
94F:→ Yie: 06/04 08:29
95F:推 johnrse:我不喜欢填鸭式教育 觉得这种答案没甚麽错的... 06/04 16:43
96F:推 panhoho:XD 06/04 22:22
97F:→ lucas01:GJ 06/04 22:55
98F:推 kamila:很有创意的答案 满分 06/05 00:50
99F:嘘 akibbs:OPQRSTUV 06/05 03:18
100F:推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/05 10:33
101F:推 pooforman:嘴角再度失守XD 06/05 11:12
102F:推 ryonest:原PO是员林国中毕业的吗 06/05 18:33
103F:推 mapple9:第一题我直接反应腮帮子 06/05 23:44
104F:推 yuhua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/05 23:56
105F:推 sshineee:推鼓起勇气XDDDDDD 06/06 03:11
106F:推 dearwhen:哈哈哈哈哈....肚子好痛! 06/06 12:46
107F:推 LINK:XD 这篇也很赞 06/18 11:34
108F:推 liskero:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/20 03:27
109F:推 niceling:哈哈哈XD 02/02 21:43