作者substitute (等不到我的谁..)
站内StupidClown
标题[恍神] 叫妈听
时间Sun Feb 1 12:06:19 2009
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刚刚我哥打手机给我
哥：喂 妈在家吗
我：在阿 干麻
哥：那你电话拿给她听
我：你干麻不打家里电话
还要打给我再叫我拿给妈听
<我在我房间 我妈在客厅>
哥：打你的比较便宜阿^_<
<我跟我哥都远传的>
我：喔 好啦 掰
哥：嗯 掰
挂掉
我：.....@@a ...噫
刚刚的电话内容到底是...
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.104.164.21
1F：推 zsxzsx:笑了...... 02/01 12:12
2F：推 alienkanet:我也笑了............ 02/01 12:19
3F：推 weibabe:笑了+1 02/01 12:20
4F：推 jerrygg:是谁先挂?? 02/01 12:22
5F：推 absj:六楼先挂 02/01 12:23
6F：推 fruittea:笑了+1 02/01 12:27
7F：推 NillY1027:鬼打墙XD 02/01 12:29
8F：推 simpleJA:笑了+1 02/01 12:29
9F：推 bigpig8202:了+1 02/01 12:30
10F：推 linandydog:单纯浪费电话费就是了... 02/01 12:31
11F：推 dybbuki:有鬼故事的味道 02/01 12:34
12F：嘘 RT1:无聊 02/01 12:36
13F：→ ori13:笑了+1 02/01 12:36
14F：推 fuse:XD 02/01 12:38
15F：推 yokohina:笑了+1 02/01 12:45
16F：推 allen0717:墙被鬼打 02/01 12:47
17F：推 fenghoho:XDDDD 02/01 12:47
18F：推 a31670323:XD 02/01 12:50
19F：推 misspei:笑了XDD 02/01 12:55
20F：推 sths0614:笑了推XD 02/01 12:55
21F：推 spungz:噗嗤一生~ 02/01 12:56
22F：推 NillY1027:噗嗤一洨 百妹生 02/01 12:57
23F：推 mailhappy:满 好 笑 的 02/01 12:59
24F：→ mannhouse:干麻嘘阿 帮补 XD 02/01 13:00
25F：推 pertb514:的确是会做到的蠢事XD 02/01 13:00
26F：→ absj:因为他刚发了篇废文又自删 数字版没了没处去 02/01 13:00
27F：→ NillY1027:笨点是楼上说帮补可是用箭头!!!(好险我眼尖) 02/01 13:01
28F：→ absj:楼上也是~"~ 02/01 13:02
29F：推 mannhouse:蠢了 <囧> 02/01 13:02
30F：推 alienkanet:讨推文 mannhouse你的推勒? 02/01 13:02
31F：推 mimchu:很好笑阿XDDDD 02/01 13:03
32F：推 NillY1027:我刚推了O_O! 02/01 13:03
33F：→ alienkanet:太快就有了吧= = 02/01 13:03
34F：推 leinru:有笑有推 02/01 13:04
35F：推 vita1108:笑了+1 RT1在星光版乱嘘被水桶就来笨版乱(唉) 02/01 13:05
36F：→ mannhouse:补在alienkanet的楼上 XD 02/01 13:05
37F：→ alienkanet:你太快了啦 讨厌(羞) 02/01 13:06
38F：推 absj:vita1108真专业! 02/01 13:06
39F：推 Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:10
40F：→ mannhouse:那~ 下次慢一点好了 >///< 02/01 13:10
41F：推 pika4tw:我不争气的笑了 02/01 13:12
42F：推 FSL:这个有笨到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:15
43F：推 tinyrain:XD 02/01 13:17
44F：推 namida1988:我觉得好好笑 02/01 13:22
45F：推 Leslie1981:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:22
46F：推 KOBE76526:XDDDDDD 02/01 13:23
47F：推 quietvox:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:24
48F：推 k116082:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:29
49F：推 s19037:有笑有推... 02/01 13:32
50F：推 Darefire:有推有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:34
51F：→ absj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:35
52F：推 scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:36
53F：推 aswen:XDDDD 02/01 13:36
54F：推 xczh:XD 02/01 13:38
55F：推 dianivy:XD 02/01 13:41
56F：推 petcj:XDDD 02/01 13:42
57F：推 duncanwin:整个很lag那样 哈哈 02/01 13:42
58F：推 allen851085:有笑有推～ 02/01 13:43
59F：推 jcwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:43
60F：推 njpjp6:好笑XD 02/01 13:44
61F：推 JSTFRFN:XDD 02/01 13:45
62F：推 a9349650:有效有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:49
63F：推 hosanna0813:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 13:49
64F：推 alexJan:有笑有推XD~~ 02/01 13:52
65F：推 bluebarley:我觉得超好笑的啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:00
66F：推 n771231:笑了＋1 02/01 14:01
67F：推 ntcb789852:有笑有推~ 02/01 14:10
68F：推 q123527135:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:10
69F：推 as6412:噗滋 02/01 14:12
70F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDD好无意义的对话 02/01 14:15
71F：推 AIOTSUKA:笑到脱臼 02/01 14:15
72F：推 a780108:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:15
73F：→ steven2280:有笑有推 XDDD 02/01 14:18
74F：推 xiiix1732:推一把XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:18
75F：推 evelyn055:XDDD 我第一次看完笨板文章无意识脱口说出「笨蛋」两字 02/01 14:19
76F：→ steven2280:咦...没推到= =" 待会补回 02/01 14:19
77F：推 RuvenFilnir:好笨XDDDDDDD 02/01 14:20
78F：推 steven2280:补回...真的很好笑 有机会成为板标 XDDDDDD 02/01 14:22
79F：→ substitute:卖安捏啦 我挂掉以後也觉得自己很白痴 02/01 14:22
80F：推 kendawx:XDD 02/01 14:27
81F：推 leo19901026:... 02/01 14:33
82F：推 NillY1027:其实这才是笑闹中的真智慧(误) 02/01 14:34
83F：推 sowulo:扑滋 02/01 14:42
84F：推 fish06:XDDDD 02/01 14:48
85F：推 Kscking:超白痴的XDDDDDD 02/01 14:48
86F：推 hahashin:掰啥掰啊 妈妈咧= = 02/01 14:48
87F：推 FHead:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:53
88F：推 aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:56
89F：推 fairycube:有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:59
90F：推 tony86069:手分手 手分手 02/01 15:03
91F：推 pinkerin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 15:15
92F：推 rfdgrfdg:XD 02/01 15:16
93F：推 owenkuo:有笑有推 02/01 15:16
94F：推 iozs:XDDDD 02/01 15:19
95F：推 jessy413026:还是笑了XDDDD 02/01 15:20
96F：推 wbs016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 15:23
97F：推 diefish:有笑有推 02/01 15:23
98F：推 verycold666:XD 有笑有推 02/01 15:41
99F：推 beryl123p:XD 02/01 15:46
100F：推 ayuyu:XD 02/01 15:54
101F：→ shes60100:不争气的笑了XDD 02/01 16:01
102F：推 YoyoBlue:网内前三分钟免费 所以再拨一通比较划算XD 02/01 16:07
103F：推 cabanoki:笑了XDDDD 02/01 16:10
104F：推 xyzbug:妈: ??????????? 02/01 16:14
105F：推 AnExotic:我笑了! 算你行! 02/01 16:24
106F：推 chungtao:推~ 02/01 16:25
107F：推 befdawn:XD 02/01 16:33
108F：推 rockarea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 16:33
109F：推 IDfull:有笑有推~XDD 02/01 16:44
110F：推 motoconan:掰...XXXXD 02/01 17:07
111F：推 pauhsi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:10
112F：推 n84u04:你家人真宝 我也想要有这种家人阿 02/01 17:11
113F：推 MissFei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:19
114F：推 reyhua:XD 02/01 17:22
115F：推 hunterkyoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:24
116F：推 a8353581:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:26
117F：推 tulovedream:噗嗤 02/01 17:29
118F：推 etw710:XD 02/01 17:34
119F：推 ymao:有笑有推 02/01 17:34
120F：推 absj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:35
121F：推 crocus:爆 02/01 17:35
122F：推 FSL:没抢到爆 XDDDD 这看几次还是好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 17:37
123F：推 forerun:爆 02/01 17:40
124F：推 librann:掰^.< 02/01 17:43
125F：推 kjack:所以到你是你挂掉还是你哥啊XDDD 02/01 17:47
126F：推 shin3321:真的超好笑 哈哈哈XDDDDDD 02/01 18:14
127F：推 novelfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:15
128F：推 realgenius:你跟哥哥互为substitute吗? XD 02/01 18:18
129F：推 leokind:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:18
130F：推 kcmgltwc1:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:23
131F：推 hn689900:笑了+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:35
132F：推 violinsfan:有笑有推 02/01 18:40
133F：推 doggyhu:+1 02/01 18:47
134F：推 pili40523:笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 19:04
135F：推 goldenseed:XD 02/01 19:22
136F：推 xerryk:=======================爆============================== 02/01 19:26
137F：推 avrilrock:还蛮好笑的 02/01 19:39
138F：推 amylovebain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 19:50
139F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDD你们在演那一初?XDD 02/01 19:50
140F：推 tomriddle45:这是故意的吧 02/01 19:53
141F：推 skoda3357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 20:00
142F：推 auchen:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 20:02
143F：推 faice:笑了+1 02/01 20:06
144F：推 marimoXD:XD 02/01 20:17
145F：推 s1258:有笑XD 02/01 20:30
146F：推 uzumaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 21:05
147F：推 adairchang:嘴角不争气的上扬了XDD 02/01 21:07
148F：推 waterjun:有笑有推XDD 02/01 21:08
149F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDD 02/01 21:18
150F：推 lshinef:噗 02/01 21:28
151F：推 princessmake:XD 02/01 21:34
152F：推 adst513:到底是你笨还是你哥笨 02/01 21:50
153F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 21:52
154F：推 kanoru:有笑有推XD 02/01 22:06
155F：推 librelibre:XDD 蛮好笑的 02/01 22:09
156F：推 nienjack:好蠢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 22:16
157F：推 irotasi:XDDDDDDD 02/01 22:18
158F：→ dc426:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 22:25
159F：→ poi09832000:好笑XD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/01 22:29
160F：推 a3300689:笨爆了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 22:31
161F：推 minin22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 22:38
162F：推 hcmomo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 22:45
163F：推 hide33:这招要学起来 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 23:24
164F：推 s910928:噗 02/01 23:50
165F：推 kersihi:有笑有推XD 02/01 23:55
166F：推 howhow:XD 02/02 00:05
167F：推 s128128:好多XD眼睛好酸阿..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 00:23
※ catlly:转录至看板 HGSH96303 02/02 00:26
168F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 00:42
169F：→ nobodyknows:找不到笨点@@ 02/02 01:09
170F：推 kurtsun:笑到喘不过气 ... XDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 02:02
171F：推 chandler123:你哥挂完电话 应该有补一个字 看! 02/02 02:47
※ HELLRAIDER:转录至看板 joke 02/02 02:48
172F：推 egyptlike:好笑 XDD 02/02 03:42
173F：推 lala0314:果然是笨版 哈哈ㄏ哈 02/02 04:33
174F：推 st3001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD果然是恍神 02/02 06:42
175F：推 tevil:兄妹都有潜力!! 推推 02/02 09:23
176F：→ Yie:XDD 02/02 10:57
177F：推 akasen:看了两遍才懂乡民们在笑什麽 02/02 11:23
178F：推 do4na0:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 12:42
179F：推 rupw94w94:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 12:52
180F：推 sana51:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 13:20
181F：推 changzinha:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 14:06
182F：推 april0422:嘴角失守 02/02 17:47
183F：→ sayolin:笑了 02/02 19:12
184F：推 richday:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 20:49
185F：推 Deanchung:掰~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XD 02/02 21:37
186F：→ jimlexus:XDDDDDDDDD 02/02 23:22
187F：推 ashsmile5:搞不好原PO的哥哥只是想跟原PO说说话 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 23:29
188F：推 gunden:这样子有便宜到吗？ 哈哈 02/02 23:47
189F：推 toranpu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 23:54
190F：推 imannabelle:不自觉笑了~XD 02/03 00:27
191F：→ crea0520:所以刚刚是卡到吗??XDDD 02/03 18:09
192F：推 jo6xup6:哈哈 大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 18:28
193F：推 Shanki:有笑有推XD 02/03 19:48
194F：推 family770110:我傻了...故事结束了吗？？？？！！！！ 02/04 01:33
195F：→ family770110:因为这篇文，我跟我男友吵架了，这应该有笨点 02/04 01:42
196F：推 edias:笑得很开心 02/04 01:50
197F：推 anarch:XDDD 真是太欢乐了!! 02/04 12:34
198F：推 CHSII:妈妈:不是要找我的吗.... 02/04 13:30
199F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 18:32
200F：推 vense:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 20:21
201F：推 Pomelo0914:很久没笑开怀 揪咪 02/04 23:33
202F：推 musicz:XDDD 02/05 20:58
203F：推 ohlajun:XDDD 02/05 23:37
204F：推 mycookie:我笑了 02/06 00:53
205F：推 verycold666:XD 这有恍神到 02/07 15:03
206F：→ gsx7777777:XD 02/07 17:19
207F：推 a54jack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 20:02
208F：推 lucas01:轨打强 02/08 02:46
209F：推 lavendin82:XDDD 02/09 17:00
210F：推 lingar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/10 01:43
211F：推 flywind00:这好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/10 12:43
212F：推 image:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 18:51
213F：推 blackcurl:XDDDDD 02/13 21:53
214F：推 live60386:谢谢原PO带给我们欢乐。 03/08 21:30
215F：推 XDXIX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD""" 04/03 19:10
216F：推 gungunit:笑了XD 07/04 15:16