作者HoPeFuL624 ( )
站内StupidClown
标题[无言] 笔电的收藏方法
时间Wed Sep 17 16:27:06 2008
话说我的室友学姐（没图有真相）对於新买到的笔电感到十分焦虑
当然 不是因为笔电的外表或是性能让她焦虑
而是她很烦恼笔电该怎麽收才不易被偷
於是在买回来享用後的第二天要出门前
在寝室内不停的来回踱步...
身为室友的我不禁转了头问她what's up～
我：怎麽了吗？
学姐：我不知道我该把笔电收哪好耶...（一边翻箱倒柜想要空出个位置）
我：喔喔 其实啊～如果我是你我会把笔电放到枕头下耶～
毕竟最危险的地方往往最安全 不会有人去翻枕头的（很有道理吧！）
学姐（静默了一会儿）：有道理！（喔耶）
结束了以上的对话後
我就转头回来继续绑我的头发（不然是谁的头发XD）
她就出门了还跟我说谢谢跟再见真是好有礼貌
当换我准备妥当 起身要出门时
一转身
我看到一个枕头压着书桌上笔电。
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1F：推 spese00:XD 乾脆拿棉被盖住算了 09/17 16:29
※ 编辑: HoPeFuL624 来自: 140.119.138.112 (09/17 16:29)
2F：推 sunrise5566:乾脆睡书桌上好了 09/17 16:30
3F：→ daniel60501:学姊真天才 09/17 16:31
4F：推 b2rex:可以认识你学姊吗..真可爱...^Q^ 09/17 16:32
5F：推 Tritium12:有道理! 09/17 16:33
6F：推 ycc0925:能跟你学姊要个MSN吗? 09/17 16:34
7F：推 KyoDragon:佩服佩服 09/17 16:41
8F：推 cre8812:好天真的学姊 09/17 16:43
9F：→ z753951zxc:那我要原PO的MSN 09/17 16:47
10F：→ z753951zxc:请水球 谢谢 09/17 16:47
11F：推 gbllggi:XDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:51
12F：推 piggogo:真的是很可爱的学姊 >///< 09/17 17:27
13F：推 CK0821:图呢?? 09/17 17:27
14F：推 zaffier: 还好没跟学姊建议放床底下 ... ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 09/17 17:35
15F：推 vicky760419:放马桶水箱就没人知道你有笔电了 09/17 17:37
16F：推 AIman:请注意版规第四条!! 09/17 17:46
17F：推 sakurachu:图? 09/17 17:48
18F：推 ThatWind:学姊放我这里才不会被偷喔!!!! 09/17 17:48
19F：推 cccooler:有夸张到=.=" 09/17 17:52
20F：推 TINGWEI6:真天兵 09/17 17:55
21F：推 sheep0811:真可爱~ 09/17 17:56
22F：推 rubysue:有天然呆的FEEL~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:57
23F：推 AE0607:XDDDD 09/17 18:01
24F：推 areyoufired:传说中的浑然天成呆... 09/17 18:03
25F：推 cornership:哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 18:03
26F：→ bequiet218:学姐我来保护你XDDD~MSN给我吧 09/17 18:08
27F：推 xb27:可爱的学姐~~手机给我吧~~ 09/17 18:18
28F：推 bigjam:妈呀 好宝的学姊 哈哈 09/17 18:22
29F：推 JustIam:好聪明喔!! 09/17 18:25
30F：推 thelord520:好酷 09/17 18:32
31F：推 rfes5324:才刚回家打开笨版就这麽有梗 哈哈 09/17 18:42
32F：推 yfefey:酷~! 09/17 18:44
33F：推 pket67:哈哈 我笑了XDDD 学姐太酷了!!! XD 09/17 18:48
34F：推 ilwu:XDDDD 09/17 18:58
35F：推 lmalma111:传说...被枕头压住的东西.小偷不能拿...... 09/17 18:58
36F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:02
37F：推 storm780121:颗颗颗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:08
38F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:14
39F：推 cbate:天兵学姊...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:17
40F：推 peter50318:这太威拉～ 果然是天然呆！ 09/17 19:21
41F：推 huei1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:22
42F：推 Tacticsogre:真是棒xd 09/17 19:28
43F：→ rayor888:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:35
44F：推 superharvey:真的噗ㄘㄧ声笑出来了... 09/17 19:37
45F：推 wislo:酷毙了 09/17 19:39
46F：推 yiher:绝对要推天然呆！ 09/17 19:47
47F：推 prn:推天然呆!!! 09/17 19:48
48F：推 audrey94:我也是把笔电藏在枕头下耶 09/17 19:50
49F：推 lily32laura:XDDD 09/17 19:55
50F：推 brian70545:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:02
51F：推 welkin7:太牛逼了!! 好威阿 学姐 09/17 20:06
52F：推 ahuahala:XDDDDDD 09/17 20:06
53F：推 imbored:XDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:06
54F：推 mpxu4:XDDDDDDD 09/17 20:08
55F：推 shentis:要是放在床上的枕头下 脸正面往枕头扑下去会很痛吧!! 09/17 20:11
56F：推 ebian:天然呆学姐.....这真是太可爱了XDDDDD 09/17 20:23
57F：推 badbadmonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:27
58F：推 yuyayoung:XDD 09/17 20:35
59F：推 shulinddt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:37
60F：推 bibi1209:原po真是害人不浅 XDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:38
61F：推 MooseMussina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:40
62F：推 yilenwu:原PO是正妹！！！ 09/17 20:42
63F：推 axd829x:我真的跑去查版规第4条 囧rz 09/17 20:52
64F：→ lyuping:超牛B的~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 21:16
65F：推 rif:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:17
66F：推 nataliebbg:好傻好天真 09/17 21:17
67F：推 r0930:有笨... 09/17 21:18
68F：推 sleepcc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:18
69F：推 sunnytutor:这样可以理解为甚麽她需要焦虑了...因为真的笨... :P 09/17 21:18
70F：推 th07182000:天然呆XDDDDD 09/17 21:22
71F：推 SingleStar:真相在那边呀？ 09/17 21:30
72F：推 Rhevas:天然呆阿!!好萌喔 09/17 21:31
73F：推 angelos:好有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:35
74F：推 a7152939: 好可爱的学姊 09/17 21:36
75F：推 tkjoice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:38
76F：推 oohsa:天然呆XDDDDD 09/17 21:38
77F：推 BSpowerx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:40
78F：推 skaren7815:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:43
79F：推 yamakimiko:好糗喔哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 21:43
80F：→ HoPeFuL624:我也有去查版规四= 3= 09/17 21:51
81F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:01
82F：→ aarongpx:天然的尚好 可爱可爱 09/17 22:03
83F：推 weisenter:好北七哈哈 09/17 22:05
84F：推 zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:05
85F：推 shan751008:学姊图勒 (伸) 09/17 22:06
86F：推 re:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:10
87F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:16
88F：推 ikeardj:学姊好可爱喔! 天然呆XDDDDDD 09/17 22:30
89F：推 drmm:原PO可以照枕头跟电脑的图吗~~~~ 好想看 XDDDD 09/17 22:40
90F：推 LoveBea:XD 09/17 22:40
91F：推 folanca:推天然呆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:48
92F：推 ted2:我不行了....XD 09/17 22:51
93F：推 Ek44:板规四???有吗??? 09/17 22:51
94F：推 aesallen:哈哈哈 09/17 23:03
95F：推 maplebang:好可爱的学姊 哈哈哈!可以认识你学姐吗?我可以帮她保管 09/17 23:13
96F：推 pipiwa3:有笨到 09/17 23:13
97F：推 thewindjuei:好可爱~ 09/17 23:14
98F：推 irotasi:XD 09/17 23:14
99F：推 RayPeace:这什麽＠＠ 天然呆？ 09/17 23:18
100F：推 statdoggy:好可爱 可以跟学姊告白吗>/////< 09/17 23:21
101F：推 rice0220:看成性功能= =a... 09/17 23:31
102F：推 gamer12140:糟糕 我笑不停了...... 09/17 23:31
103F：推 dans:XD 09/17 23:35
104F：推 pipiandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 09/17 23:36
105F：推 Muthy:都没人发现 枕头 压着书桌 上笔电 很西施>///< 09/17 23:37
106F：推 Darius1979:我可不可以要你学姊的msn 超可爱的 ^^^ 09/17 23:39
107F：推 tomin:好可爱啊 09/17 23:41
108F：推 iampinso:後劲好强 XD... 09/17 23:51
109F：推 anochen:学姊好可爱喔! 天然呆 09/18 00:03
110F：推 Scott0621:太妙了~~ 09/18 00:03
111F：推 szuwei310:XDD 09/18 00:06
112F：推 imaskala:再贴个纸条说＂下面没笔电＂如何？ 09/18 00:07
113F：→ HoPeFuL624:枕头早移走啦XD 现在还原重拍我也太妓者了XD 09/18 00:07
114F：推 nana10256:好呆XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:08
115F：推 amy77626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so interesting 09/18 00:12
116F：推 gyosou:有笨有推XDDDD 09/18 00:14
117F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:17
118F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:24
119F：→ adeathapple:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:26
120F：推 imidiot:哈哈哈哈~害我突然爆笑出来!!! 09/18 00:27
121F：推 st626jack:话说...版规四都不遵守啦... 09/18 00:29
122F：推 marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:32
123F：推 adata5678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:34
124F：推 kazafQ:天然呆... 09/18 00:37
125F：推 juststar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:38
126F：推 loading1:天然呆..跟户田有拼 09/18 00:40
127F：推 s87651:XDDDDDDDD?? 09/18 00:40
128F：→ s87651:我刚刚还在想哪来的版规四..... 09/18 00:41
129F：推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:41
130F：→ naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:44
131F：推 BeeWolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:45
132F：推 ss780217:天然呆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:45
※ cch0927:转录至看板 JHS_38_1 09/18 00:48
133F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:48
134F：推 tawei229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:50
135F：推 a790726:你学姊也太可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:57
136F：推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:58
137F：推 mark0405:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我也想要MSN了... 09/18 00:59
138F：推 sdanielle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:04
139F：→ zhewei:哇靠你学姐不聪明耶！ 09/18 01:10
140F：推 herro0816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:11
141F：推 foodchain:XD 09/18 01:16
142F：推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:16
143F：推 shouben:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:32
144F：推 guardangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推啊... 09/18 01:36
145F：→ wu41289:天然呆XD 09/18 01:47
146F：推 Kuo:我想认识你的室友学姊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:58
147F：推 tacoice:好好笑！！ 09/18 02:22
148F：推 tsioge:天然呆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:59
149F：推 nigi721123:此地无银三百两啊! 09/18 03:25
150F：→ Yie:天然呆 XDD 09/18 06:45
151F：推 kroutony:以前我同学妈妈为了禁止玩电脑 还真的把NB放到防水袋里 09/18 09:11
152F：→ kroutony:丢到马桶水箱 囧 09/18 09:11
153F：推 seibozy:真的假的 可爱的太超过了 09/18 09:25
154F：推 gogoangelin:这样更显眼吧....好好玩 09/18 09:56
155F：推 crea0520:反而更醒目XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 09:57
156F：推 Coldfengzi:笔电侧边都有锁孔 09/18 10:11
157F：推 fakename:超可爱 09/18 10:17
158F：推 S30239:天然呆学姊好可爱XD 09/18 10:43
159F：推 Blue6:XD 09/18 11:03
160F：推 shadowmoon:真可爱 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:11
161F：推 liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:16
162F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:24
163F：推 fgwilliam:XDDD 09/18 11:29
164F：推 aqzhh:建议不要用东西压笔电 萤幕裂掉算人为(枕头虽然轻 可是会躺 09/18 11:39
165F：推 rainbao:你学姐是为了呆而诞生的啊！天然呆的好可爱...XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:39
166F：→ nicholas0629:好傻好天真！ 09/18 12:07
167F：推 musicz:好可爱阿! XD 09/18 12:18
168F：推 shinyu0905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:45
169F：推 henryfy:好可爱的学姊啊 真想认识咧~~~ 09/18 12:45
170F：推 miaotear:我跑去找版规4了... 09/18 13:11
171F：推 huabandd:超智障的拉XDDDDD 09/18 13:34
172F：推 iamkenwu1008:怎麽感觉像书呆子会做的是XDDDDDD 09/18 13:55
173F：推 geayt:好可爱*O w O*感觉和你学姊同寝每天都会很开心吧XDDDD 09/18 14:45
174F：推 ntuutn:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 在打工不能笑出声.... 09/18 14:47
175F：推 Pecker:有版标的实力... 09/18 15:24
176F：推 wen1981:(￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏ 09/18 15:47
177F：推 momo90347:天然呆 09/18 16:00
178F：推 FHead:好可爱 :) 09/18 16:10
179F：推 dreamside:天然呆，好笨好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:19
180F：推 racingchen:清流 09/18 16:26
181F：推 vi000246:拿机车大锁啦 09/18 17:32
182F：推 nwangdennis:学姊可爱 09/18 18:04
183F：推 zerotea:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 18:54
184F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 19:06
185F：推 mopet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 19:21
186F：推 drdrtin:好可爱~~可爱到呆~~ 09/18 19:33
187F：推 benifty:....................... 09/18 19:53
188F：推 shincha:传说中的 此地无银三百两 09/18 20:15
189F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 20:20
190F：推 howshaw:XD 09/18 20:27
191F：推 LINK:XD 好妙的学姊！ 09/18 20:43
192F：推 sshain:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 21:39
193F：推 ss50625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:00
194F：推 nojoewu:天然呆，我喜欢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:05
195F：推 camby0425:我想要你学姐的MSN>\\\\< 09/18 22:41
196F：推 guhong:笑死我了 09/18 22:43
197F：推 sulin:天然呆附有萌属性~不需要图了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:23
198F：推 shih112000:跟笔电一起睡 头会很痛．．． 09/19 00:31
199F：推 elenalee:XDDDDDDD 09/19 02:59
200F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 05:58
201F：推 zerokl:放桌上就好了... 09/19 07:45
202F：推 j123196753:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 09/19 09:43
203F：→ princessmake:XD 09/19 11:32
204F：推 elviscarter:超搞笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 14:37
205F：推 magicasio:哈哈~~学姐太好笑了~掩耳盗铃吗XDD 09/19 15:14
206F：→ asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:12
207F：推 markdodo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:16
208F：推 asagi:这年头这种人不多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:20
209F：推 vgh:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/19 16:31
210F：推 a7518502:这是此地无银三百两嘛=ˇ=+ 09/19 17:09
211F：推 usercl6:政大 >////< 09/19 17:50
212F：推 forever7939:好可爱 09/19 17:59
213F：推 kang810207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:37
214F：推 qj6294:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 19:00
215F：推 wnse11:XD 09/19 19:51
216F：推 cg989898:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 21:41
217F：推 nnku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 22:45
218F：推 jimmy021144:这学姊真的太可爱了XD 09/19 22:46
219F：推 huokin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这学姐好天才啦 09/20 02:30
220F：推 signpoison:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 02:33
221F：推 asole:哈哈哈哈哈 09/20 13:34
222F：推 pigangel999:天然呆学姊 09/20 23:00
223F：推 wish32:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:06
224F：推 fancy:难道是传说中的枕头机 09/21 04:10
225F：推 lshinef:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD//// 09/21 17:04
226F：推 springthy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:24
227F：推 micaDanube:太可爱啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:39
228F：推 akoung:可爱欧....可以认识吗 09/21 23:30
※ TheJim:转录至看板 CTSH96301 09/22 00:34
229F：推 ayuiop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 23:33
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