作者orang1smile (蝴蝶飞出了潜水钟)
站内StupidClown
标题[无言] BBS
时间Tue Aug 12 13:28:15 2008
这是前几天发生的事情。
和友人逛街後回到家翘脚不忘开电脑看批踢踢。
父：你干麻一回家就开电脑
我：喔(敷衍)
父：去洗澡啦
我：等一下啦(敷衍)
父：阿你是在看什麽，萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉内
我：BBS(敷衍)
这时候妈妈刚好从厨房走出来开始碎碎念。
母：! @ $ % ^ 阿是在看什麽啦，萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉内
父：他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
我：...
……TVBS在电视上好吗
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 211.74.12.69
1F：推 usl2736:我大笑了 08/12 13:32
2F：→ scar906:哈哈哈～～～～～好好笑喔～XDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 13:33
3F：推 LIKECREVETTE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 13:34
4F：推 imsisk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 13:34
5F：→ ewjfd:父:他说他在看TVBS(敷衍) 母:嗯 (敷衍) 08/12 13:37
6F：推 sgracee:没有啦 是..TVBS刚好断讯... 08/12 13:39
7F：推 judyfer123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 13:44
8F：推 marv:超好笑 差点把水果喷出来 08/12 13:45
9F：推 kawaiiuma:TVBS XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 13:50
10F：推 greenmelon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:03
11F：推 enihstsal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:09
12F：推 singingshing:看黑画面会坏眼睛吗? 08/12 14:10
13F：推 sodapin:好可爱的把拔XD 08/12 14:11
14F：推 saidohichi:会坏喔 所以通常一天只能上1个小时BBS 08/12 14:12
15F：推 BSpowerx:老爸Good Job XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:13
16F：推 QueenaTang:我也大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:18
17F：推 Mussina7:母:哦 TVBS幕黑特辑喔 (敷衍) 08/12 14:18
18F：推 Q123223:XDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:19
19F：推 Imbaby:好啦 我推啦～（敷衍） 08/12 14:20
20F：推 Imbaby:还蛮好笑的～～（敷衍） 08/12 14:22
21F：推 bighead1786:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:26
22F：→ mxsonly:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 老爸好可爱 08/12 14:31
23F：推 williamsydu:笑死我了XD 08/12 14:32
24F：推 tkdmaf:敷脸？？？ 08/12 14:34
25F：推 warhters:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 银幕坏了才会这样XD? 08/12 14:35
26F：推 chenvv:好笑喔~ 爸爸试爆点 08/12 14:39
27F：推 moose01:TVBS啊哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/12 14:40
28F：推 usnei:有笑有推 08/12 14:41
29F：推 date310164:你爸双关 其实是在酸女支者= =+ 08/12 14:41
30F：推 ewjfd:!! 楼上说的有道理!! 08/12 14:44
31F：→ orang1smile:但他表情非常认真的肯定(敷衍) 08/12 14:47
32F：推 booney:喔 (敷衍) 08/12 14:48
33F：推 glin1031:哈哈哈哈 08/12 14:51
34F：推 terresa916:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:55
35F：推 jolovekevin:有笑有推(敷衍)XDDDDDDD 08/12 14:56
36F：推 pone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 14:57
37F：推 sathya:我笑了我笑了！XDD 08/12 15:03
38F：→ icedtea:好啦 原PO的爸爸帅气(敷衍)XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 15:03
39F：推 u9312084:我笑了XD 08/12 15:08
40F：→ lucas01:) 08/12 15:09
41F：推 pinkplumage:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 15:11
42F：推 smellorange:XDDDDDDD 08/12 15:13
43F：推 royaldada:恩好笑 (敷衍) 08/12 15:15
44F：推 s850284:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好可爱的把拔喔~ 08/12 15:20
45F：推 i14d14:这个敷衍很好笑 08/12 15:22
46F：→ pepeoa:呵呵 你爸似乎都不认真听你说话喔XD 08/12 15:22
47F：推 kurtsun:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 15:24
48F：推 purple0829:XDDD 08/12 15:25
49F：推 star0411:我笑了~哈 08/12 15:32
50F：推 mbmax323:萤幕太亮才对眼睛不好吧?黑底保护眼睛呀~ 08/12 15:34
51F：推 hate56:哈哈哈哈 好好笑喔 肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (敷衍) 08/12 15:36
52F：推 jik128:啊哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 15:39
53F：推 alice1012v18:我看黑底眼睛比较不会痛 08/12 15:46
54F：推 zorkers:笑死我了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 15:56
55F：推 scotttimmy:有萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉的八卦吗? 08/12 15:57
56F：→ ak1988123: 爸～我在这儿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:08
57F：推 cheer3:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:09
58F：推 tomokoya:XDDDDD 08/12 16:10
59F：推 hydroxy:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:15
60F：推 vanilla6:XD(敷衍) 08/12 16:31
61F：推 pkcd01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:39
62F：推 liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:47
63F：推 cjmxup:萤幕黑黑的 眼睛会坏掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:57
64F：→ steven850405:这个好笑ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤ 08/12 17:03
65F：推 laallen:我笑翻了.... 08/12 17:04
66F：推 goldway2: 这个好笑，至少爸爸会英文 08/12 17:04
67F：推 papercut10:黑色对眼睛比较舒服好不好 ~_~ 08/12 17:11
68F：推 march1:XDD 08/12 17:11
69F：推 swoodstock:XD我爸说我都是因为看这个黑黑的东西 电脑才会中毒 囧 08/12 17:14
70F：→ swoodstock:怎麽解释他都不听 = = 08/12 17:15
71F：推 riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 17:29
72F：推 popshake:有政治文的味道耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 17:31
73F：推 kis2:真的好好笑喔!!!!!!XD 08/12 17:33
74F：推 yayipudding:XD 08/12 17:55
75F：推 trokymmr:推(敷衍) 08/12 18:23
76F：推 blrk:超爆笑的(敷衍) 08/12 18:28
77F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 18:52
78F：推 c0758:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 18:54
79F：推 MilkRu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 18:54
80F：推 attila00336:XD爸!你儿子上电视了是TVBS喔! 08/12 18:56
81F：推 fishial:有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 19:09
82F：推 if407:XD 08/12 19:16
83F：推 elnomar:不要还是不要那麽敷衍好 08/12 19:46
84F：→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 19:56
85F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 20:28
86F：推 a88rtye:看黑的太久可以反白来看XDDDDD 08/12 20:38
87F：推 BluesHarp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 20:51
88F：推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...好好笑 08/12 21:14
89F：推 suki611:好久没看到这麽可爱的笑话了XD 08/12 21:18
90F：→ orang1smile:话说现在我爸在旁边一直说：阿又在看TVBS了喔？ 08/12 21:27
91F：→ orang1smile:看样子我永远都无法解释了.. 08/12 21:28
92F：推 harms: 「不，我在看中视。」 08/12 21:48
93F：推 miaooooooooo:XD (敷衍) 08/12 21:59
94F：推 Jiuliano1412:XD 08/12 22:33
95F：推 greenfly0509:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 22:33
96F：推 CzKT:妈：能看民视吗? 08/12 23:07
97F：推 yeameichiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 23:14
98F：推 soterrible:科XD 还满好笑的丫(敷衍) 08/12 23:48
99F：推 SDrummer:我笑了!! 08/12 23:50
100F：推 dianivy:可爱~ 08/13 00:16
101F：→ lilacx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD整个很可爱 08/13 00:24
102F：推 Cong2008:坏掉内=ˇ= 08/13 00:26
103F：→ soga888:TVBS 厉害 厉害 ! 08/13 00:32
104F：推 socolds:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 00:36
105F：推 u9312084:XD~ 08/13 01:06
106F：推 bulegirl46:BBS TVBS XD!! 08/13 01:23
107F：→ skydear:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 01:57
108F：→ kn0413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 01:59
109F：推 crea0520:五楼XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 02:31
110F：推 hiphop3535:哈哈哈TVBS跟五楼的我笑了......(怪了五楼我竟然笑了) 08/13 03:06
111F：推 alentek: 喔 (认真地敷衍 08/13 07:24
112F：推 Hyunckel:哈哈哈........我笑了 08/13 07:46
113F：推 naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 08:47
114F：推 mominimo:竟然笑了... 08/13 08:52
115F：→ Yie:XDD 08/13 08:54
116F：推 echolee:XDD 08/13 13:44
117F：推 dog0327:XD 08/13 13:55
118F：推 ishlary:萤幕黑黑地保护眼睛啦，囧..... 08/13 14:32
119F：推 usercl6:父:他说他在看TVBS(敷衍) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:02
120F：推 Smallxiami:TVBS = = 08/13 15:26
121F：推 p255ys3:好好笑XDDD 08/13 15:27
122F：→ lilyjun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:39
123F：推 hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:44
124F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:04
125F：推 loading1:XD 08/13 16:23
126F：推 sheep79119:XD 08/13 16:27
127F：推 luck0402:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:42
128F：推 CHUCS27:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:43
129F：推 candy21105:哈哈哈哈哈 08/13 18:04
130F：推 dustlike:TVBS确实很伤眼(?) 08/13 19:36
131F：→ joyce2013:XDDD 08/13 19:44
132F：→ moko0219:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/13 20:18
133F：推 hannaleaf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑 08/13 20:24
134F：→ liz1227:幽默 08/13 21:53
135F：推 something:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:36
136F：推 sanasakura:父：怎麽不看三立（怒） 08/14 00:22
137F：推 maniacmei:这就跟我妈都把pcman跟pchome搞错一样 08/14 00:42
138F：→ elephantoska:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 02:50
139F：推 rockhormak:XDD 08/14 16:04
140F：→ funnyway:XDDD 08/14 18:27
141F：推 yutzu771008:小欧 我爱你爸....哈 你这蠢子 08/14 23:23
142F：推 ihatechina:在办公室忍笑忍到快内伤了 08/15 10:12
143F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 18:42
144F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:54
145F：→ adar911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 05:00
146F：推 s1258:有笑有推XD 08/16 16:10
147F：推 calvin7788:...DXXXXXX 08/18 23:45
※ calvin7788:转录至看板 NCUE 08/18 23:45
148F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:12
149F：推 fe0705:tvbs 哈哈哈哈真口ㄞ 11/22 19:36
150F：推 kiki0313:我大笑了哈哈哈哈 08/20 22:49
151F：嘘 jajoy:反诈骗 02/05 10:22