作者Gokinyou (被遗忘的未亡人)
看板StupidClown
标题[恍神] God Bless You!
时间Mon May 19 09:49:53 2008
强者我学弟讲了一个到美国的第一年的故事,那时候他正在念语言学校,老师
教他们旁边有人打喷嚏之类的,应该要说 "Bless you!" 或是 "God bless you!"
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
後来他有天回家坐公车,旁边忽然有人打了个喷嚏,他想说学以致用的好机会
来了!便很大声地讲:
SHAME ON YOU!!! (面带微笑)
旁边其他人: ( ̄▽ ̄#) !!!!
公车一靠站他马上就冲下车了。
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1F:推 returnzero:Shame on you....XD 05/19 10:03
2F:推 match13:快学着打!免的别人以为我们看不懂英文Shame on you 05/19 10:06
3F:推 DAMAEE:这个好笑XD 05/19 10:07
4F:推 deathnai:他到底学到什麽鬼东西阿XDDDD 05/19 10:08
5F:推 changzinha:shame on you!!XDDDD 那人肯定很错愕吧!惹到谁了XD 05/19 10:10
6F:推 cupt:孩子:你还是说中文吧!! 05/19 10:12
7F:→ keepoo:翻译:你是按怎—! 05/19 10:18
8F:推 tkleo:这个真的有好笑到~~哈哈~~ 05/19 10:22
9F:→ lonelyyuan:什麽?宣姆在我上面? 05/19 10:23
10F:推 bbeeaauuttyy:翻译: 您真羞耻!! 05/19 10:28
11F:推 Solid4:...囧,真是...= =||| 有笑有推 05/19 10:52
12F:→ harimamomo:好机车的人~XDD 05/19 10:56
13F:推 jonnysun:奇怪shame on you是学以致用吗? 05/19 10:58
14F:推 tracy7723:我笑了.... Shame on you XD 05/19 10:58
15F:→ tracy7723:白话一点的意思是.... 多丢脸啊你!!! 05/19 10:59
16F:推 guesttseug:但是为啥会从God ...跳到 Shame.. = =? 05/19 11:00
17F:推 KINGSAN:喔喔~ 脑残病毒发作搂~ 05/19 11:08
18F:推 kim:没被打吗.....= = 05/19 11:37
19F:推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 12:02
20F:推 happiness23:你真丢脸(原po学弟还活着真是奇蹟)XD 05/19 12:05
21F:推 lmarina:哈!这个好笑~ 不过在下车前应该很难熬吧@@ 05/19 12:08
22F:推 Techie:面带微笑,实在太好笑了 05/19 12:15
23F:推 jumpingegges:Shame on you! 05/19 12:42
24F:推 c5g4f4c4up2k:Shame on you(笑) <(  ̄︶ ̄)/(〒_〒 ) 05/19 12:45
25F:→ polizei:但是为啥会从God ...跳到 Shame.. = =? 05/19 12:45
26F:推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 没被抓去灌水泥喔 05/19 12:54
27F:推 RC0409:god bless u 跳tone到 shame on u ..= =" 05/19 13:02
28F:推 streamer:先承认你就是你学弟!!>_< @m.... 05/19 13:07
29F:推 Xcup: 脑袋说不要 嘴巴倒是挺老实的 05/19 13:12
30F:推 cypress0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这个超好笑 05/19 13:20
31F:推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Shame on you 05/19 13:21
32F:推 parcae:戳中笑点XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 13:39
33F:→ rainbowsoul:哩金见笑XDD 外国人应该要说回来吧XD 05/19 13:45
34F:推 honigmelone:XDDD谁交的阿 05/19 13:52
35F:→ kkkppp:你学弟跳tone跳很大唷! 05/19 14:02
36F:→ pennymarkfox:shame on you lol 05/19 14:18
37F:推 nsymc:旁边的乘客小声的说:God bless you. 05/19 14:25
38F:推 talkjoan:真的是SHAME ON YOU耶 05/19 15:00
39F:推 pppsa:Shame on you.He is very fire now. 05/19 15:07
40F:→ pppsa:山姆在你上面.他现在非常火. 05/19 15:07
41F:推 statdoggy:很诚实很诚实~~~(茶) 05/19 15:21
42F:推 tze1969:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 16:09
43F:推 kaokls:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 17:22
44F:推 apew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 17:22
45F:推 SWATDuck:那个人真可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 17:24
46F:推 cloverba:噗哈哈哈哈哈~~好可怜的路人啊! 05/19 17:38
47F:推 wargzscott:He want to fight with you! 05/19 17:53
48F:推 wargzscott:hand to hand~ 05/19 17:55
49F:推 fjzc:宣姆在我上面XDDDDDDD 05/19 18:55
50F:推 Chian:麽跳TONE跳这麽大 不过我还是笑了 笑点太低? XD 05/19 19:01
51F:→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 19:27
52F:推 mmh99:好好校XD 05/19 19:34
53F:推 karuys:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 21:21
54F:推 himurajacky:宣姆在我上面XDDDDDDD 05/19 21:42
55F:推 Yie:XD 05/19 21:56
56F:推 lerud:XDDDDDD 05/19 22:03
57F:推 JohnnyWalker:当下应该很囧 XD 05/19 22:09
58F:推 bluemoonl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 害我喝水呛到.... 05/19 22:38
59F:→ amylilytsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 23:09
60F:推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 23:19
61F:推 charl:还好没被揍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 23:22
62F:推 elebro:XD 05/19 23:38
63F:→ Zeldaman:哈哈 快笑! 05/19 23:41
64F:推 Gpaltrow:我觉得很好笑啊~~ 05/19 23:45
65F:推 daiYuTsung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/20 00:01
66F:推 onealone:我笑了...XD 05/20 00:03
67F:推 grop:xd 05/20 01:03
68F:推 rosamorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/20 01:14
69F:推 joy751120:这个太好笑了啦 那学弟真的很天兵!!超好笑!!XDDDDDDDDD 05/20 01:35
70F:推 dammbob:这个超好笑的...好想看旁边人的表情.. 05/20 02:07
71F:推 keladry:XDDD 可以说to hell with you! 05/20 02:07
72F:推 guess2098:打喷涕很丢脸 XD 05/20 02:38
73F:推 iyasore:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/20 03:04
74F:推 Huskyrabbit:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/20 03:12
75F:推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/20 05:13
76F:推 mova:我笑了 05/20 08:28
77F:推 toby0539: 快笑 不然别人以为我们看不懂 05/20 12:31
78F:推 kileen:超好笑~~ 05/20 13:16
79F:嘘 poiu1234: 虎烂的吧 差太多 05/20 14:07
80F:推 sfay:XD 05/20 17:28
81F:推 westlove:强者我室友则是说:God bird you~~~~~~ 05/20 22:15
82F:推 Hazel0906:哈哈哈,有好笑到 05/21 00:00
83F:推 wreckwang:笑到爆了............. 05/21 00:06
84F:推 musicz:XDDD 05/21 01:08
85F:推 zero1000:怎麽没被打死XD 05/21 15:40
86F:推 csaga:XDDDDDDDDDDD~~~真的有好笑到~~他还回得来真不错 05/21 19:33
87F:推 mortin:真好笑~~ 05/22 14:43
88F:→ spooky221:真的SHAME ON YOU了。XD 05/22 16:32
89F:推 justgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 17:54
90F:推 yaosh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 22:06
91F:推 espcat:我半夜大笑~ 哈哈哈 太好笑了 05/23 01:23
92F:推 foxshine:打喷嚏的人超可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/23 17:07
93F:推 sogood1144:哈哈哈哈,不争气的大笑了XD 05/23 22:07
94F:推 future74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/24 14:52
95F:推 faze:XDD 05/27 22:46
96F:推 HanJyi:旁人:Good job! 喷嚏:what the *u** 08/30 18:41
97F:推 arai12367:66 04/13 11:37