作者crackpotjean (亲爱的小明~)
看板StupidClown
标题[大哭]乌龟王子!
时间Sun Jan 20 02:34:09 2008
我家养了一之乌龟
之前天气冷
都在冬眠
今天醒了
他现在放在我的桌上
陪我打电脑
刚刚我跟他四目相接
我:如果我亲你一下你会变王子吗
乌龟:(眼神别开))
我:如果你变王子 你要娶我唷
乌龟:(急忙爬向箱子 另一边)
又不是叫你去死
跑的这麽快!
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1F：推 IAMAZI:[无言]我想要长命百岁阿 哭哭 01/20 02:35
2F：推 chisestar:我的嘴角上扬了xDD 01/20 02:37
3F：→ shaoryoko: 乌龟:这比死还难过阿 ...泪 01/20 02:40
4F：推 chile:乌龟:你是个好人 01/20 02:44
5F：推 lightpisces:被乌龟发卡..也真辛苦你了 01/20 02:58
6F：推 jismyid:乌龟卡? 你是一个乌龟 01/20 03:03
7F：推 cavamina:好有灵性的乌龟XD 01/20 03:14
8F：推 molukino:还好拉 要是我的话 大概乌龟连懒都懒得理我 唉 01/20 03:39
9F：推 wayin1987113:才刚冬眠完就受到惊吓 牠也是不得已 01/20 03:51
10F：→ ihcorox:乌龟：我顶多带你去龙宫 01/20 04:24
11F：推 zxcvbnm6842:有灵性的乌龟XD 01/20 04:49
12F：推 zbew:如果亲一下变公主请留给我^^ 01/20 07:08
13F：推 mgkmrmgi:我也有养乌龟 完全了解！我也会常常和它说话 01/20 07:24
14F：→ mgkmrmgi:它也是这样对待我...... 01/20 07:25
15F：推 dragon7652:我的嘴角... 01/20 07:39
16F：推 e0928558056:[超干]有人要性侵害我还要我娶她，原波图呢?龟和你喔! 01/20 08:22
17F：推 lrfelix:嘴角上扬了啊啊啊啊 XDD 01/20 09:46
18F：推 HELLRAIDER: 被乌龟发卡..也真辛苦你了 01/20 09:47
19F：推 Leson:乌龟怎麽没缩到壳里去XD 01/20 10:10
20F：推 iwantsleep:笑了 01/20 10:28
21F：推 feather9456:嘴角不争气的上扬了...XD 01/20 10:39
22F：推 l52174:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 11:27
23F：推 kjm1104:发卡龟？？？？？ 01/20 11:30
24F：推 ykvst:你不扮乌龟那就要被我打!! 01/20 11:54
25F：→ crisy:大富翁.......... 01/20 12:01
26F：推 NUKnigel:XD 01/20 12:23
27F：推 sabinag:^^ 我笑了~~ 01/20 12:47
28F：推 metalme:乌龟:阿阿~主人在想色色的事情>~<" 01/20 12:54
29F：→ tomriddle45:[超干]我家主人想强吻我 01/20 12:59
30F：推 YOBOBO:乌龟好笑原ｐｏ也好笑竟然对乌龟讲这种话XD 01/20 13:09
31F：推 LuciusMalfoy:推比死还难过啊XD 01/20 13:17
32F：推 aa88650233:XD我笑了 01/20 13:22
33F：推 nnd:那只乌龟是GAY 01/20 13:42
34F：→ nnd:哈哈哈~~~我大笑~~ 01/20 13:43
35F：→ wrightshit:我要看乌龟图 01/20 13:46
36F：推 gam:XD 01/20 13:48
37F：推 taco2414:真有灵性啊(拇指) 01/20 13:51
38F：推 Kapenza:乌龟：龟可杀不可辱 01/20 14:01
39F：→ kentsam2077:真的好有灵性.... 01/20 14:49
※ icedtea:转录至看板 Reptile 01/20 15:04
40F：推 delude:拜~~~是灵龟阿! 01/20 15:16
41F：推 onverge:好笑XDD 01/20 15:39
42F：推 solarJ:原PO被乌龟发卡了 01/20 15:48
43F：→ StAKA:灵龟啊!!!!!!!XD 01/20 15:54
44F：推 ethan770113:被乌龟发卡的经验谈....有好笑到 01/20 16:13
45F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 16:30
46F：推 jerrykid12:有好笑到XD 01/20 16:47
47F：推 earthfox:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 17:16
48F：推 narwhale:乌龟：主人不可以 01/20 17:23
49F：推 cafeole:灵龟XD 01/20 18:12
50F：推 MIKE47:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 18:31
51F：推 getagrip:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 19:16
52F：→ Ignor:乌龟:你是个好人 01/20 19:57
53F：推 shadowmoon:乌龟:你是个好人 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 20:56
54F：推 bulefight:推乌龟卡!! 01/20 21:11
55F：推 Noire:XDDDDDDDDD 01/20 21:44
56F：推 sakuraism:乌龟头别开.... 01/20 22:04
57F：推 escape54321:XD 01/20 22:43
58F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 23:47
59F：推 Demonslover: 乌龟乌龟...翘～ 01/20 23:59
60F：推 Ciline:有好笑到XD 01/21 00:17
61F：推 ffwind:乌龟卡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 00:27
62F：推 EMU700:原PO的昵称在叫我吗? 小明低佳啦XD 01/21 00:33
63F：推 joycewanga:XD 01/21 00:48
64F：推 michelle121:原po有严重想症.....吗.... 01/21 00:52
65F：→ nancy1014:推乌龟卡!!炒地皮好用的咧 01/21 01:07
67F：→ Yie:XD 01/21 11:02
68F：→ WUMIWAWA:原PO收到乌龟卡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 14:06
69F：推 allenchang52:你要亲哪里...?? 龟X?? 01/21 14:10
70F：推 ttyl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/21 15:47
71F：推 yuyayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 16:01
72F：推 bookbb:他是吃到红龟吗??.....吃到绿龟要炸掉喔..(丝..) 01/21 16:12
73F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 21:28
74F：推 princessmake:XD 01/21 21:44
75F：推 YATEN91335:XDDDD 01/21 22:03
76F：→ inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 23:12
77F：推 cbao:XDDDDD 01/21 23:43
78F：推 etjsteen:好久以前就看过了 笨版的文章也能OP @@? 01/21 23:53
79F：推 echolee:XD 01/22 04:55
80F：推 utmua:XD 01/22 08:54
81F：推 deck:XDDDD 01/22 10:04
82F：推 starmoonbb:XDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔~~~有那个画面 01/22 11:23
83F：推 LEOPARDO:XDDDDD 01/22 11:52
84F：推 hero1017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 11:58
85F：推 chench0313:乌龟:你是个好人 哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/22 16:26
86F：推 xyzpk123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 17:23
87F：推 nataliewu:XD 01/22 18:56
88F：→ Johhan:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 22:48
89F：推 rainlon:乌龟卡可以连续三回合都丢出一点 01/23 12:49
90F：推 huan125:笑到不行了.... 01/24 19:29
91F：推 just16:XDDDD 01/25 22:21
※ changoo5:转录至某隐形看板 02/03 02:10
92F：推 bjwmk732:乌龟卡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 20:40
93F：推 Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/29 00:26
94F：推 Abric:XD 05/18 20:13