作者gogophoebe (猴子猪)
看板StupidClown
标题[大哭] 是谁干走老娘的保险套!?
时间Mon Dec 31 12:19:39 2007
这是小妹在笨版的首PO...请多多死掉...
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小妹是一个便利商店店员,交班的时候清点高单价的商品是很合理的事
因为世风日下,发现东西被偷了,也是很合理的事
因为,我是上早班的,客人没有晚班得多,所以很少发生商品被偷的事
直到接近年底(圣诞节、跨年),保险套的失窃率就给他提升了
连早班也不免俗的要被偷几个保险套...
80元一包耶...大佬...多偷几个我就当天算做白工了是不?
所以,我开始小心翼翼的保护保险套,当有人移动到那块区域的时候
我就会紧盯着他的一举一动,深怕时薪就...深怕保险套就这麽被偷了!
==============上面是骗P币的===============
但是,人有失蹄,马有乱脚,鸟仔没有不落翅仔的...
昨天,我很认真的在清点高单价物品,来到常令我受惊的保险套区
24...25...26..........26?26?
应该是27才对吧?我赶紧去拉交易记录,脑中也不停翻找着有没有结过保险套...
没有!就是少了一个!
又被偷了?我气到快要哭出来了,我气愤的捏着拳头,也不顾店里仍有客人
我大声的怒吼:『是谁干走老娘的保险套!!!!!!!』
就在这个摩门特,饮料柜前的一位男客人
从他的购物篮里拿起了一盒保险套对我说:
『小姐,你的保险套在我这里。』
『小姐,你的保险套在我这里。』
『小姐,你的保险套在我这里。』
後来,我到结帐的时候,都不敢抬起我的头...囧
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6F:推 piguda:5楼是那男客人吧 12/31 12:22
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8F:推 scumXsk2:套子:原po和男客人,我来服侍你们了~~ 12/31 12:30
9F:推 johnsonmika:男客人:急什麽..等下跟我到车上...我再慢慢跟你结帐.. 12/31 12:36
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16F:推 CEG1314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 12:50
17F:推 civys:之前当店员时也被干过一个 但後来捡到100马上拿一个结帐 12/31 12:50
18F:→ civys:在放回去 不然被老板娘知道 是以最贵那个算 12/31 12:51
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20F:推 oldhead1029:哈哈~~~超好笑的.... 12/31 12:53
21F:推 chyl:XD,幸好不是被偷走的 12/31 12:55
22F:推 Miccc:有笑有推 12/31 12:56
23F:→ gogophoebe:solasga是当事人吗?=口=? 12/31 12:56
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44F:推 dreamerkimo:超好笑的~ 12/31 14:05
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49F:推 shoper:有笑有推! 12/31 14:31
50F:推 Conv:XD 12/31 14:32
51F:推 adai:男客人:没看过这麽饥渴的店员 12/31 14:35
53F:推 ts31947:我还碰过保险套藏在冰箱..... 12/31 14:50
54F:→ ts31947:冰过是有比较好用喔...害大家看监视器半天 12/31 14:51
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59F:推 aditionality:XDDDD...另外史瑞克也很好笑XD..(楼上连结).... 12/31 15:32
60F:推 umidake:男客人大概被吓到了...哈哈哈 XDD 12/31 15:33
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62F:推 rupertbear:XDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 12/31 16:10
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66F:推 s8026alice:我也觉得它可能被吓到了XD 12/31 16:26
67F:推 chench0313:有好笑喔~~~赞~~推文~~ 12/31 16:29
68F:推 isagsp:XD 12/31 16:40
69F:推 sky0415:常令我受惊的保险套...... 12/31 16:40
70F:推 mai:哈~~~XDDD 12/31 16:53
71F:推 ruru817:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:00
72F:→ gogophoebe:你们是想伸什麽东西的图啊? 12/31 17:04
73F:推 deoman43:[黑特]是谁干走老娘的保险套? 12/31 17:05
74F:推 patient0719:有笑有推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:09
75F:推 aassd:为什麽原PO要我们死掉?!○(#‵︿′ㄨ)○ 12/31 17:09
76F:→ gogophoebe:多多指教啦!多多指教! 12/31 17:20
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88F:推 panshinan:有笨有推 给你推一个 XD 12/31 18:23
89F:推 pppsa:男客人:小姐,你的保险套在我这里。(脱裤) 12/31 18:32
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94F:推 sinac:付完钱,男客人:「他现在是我的了」 12/31 19:33
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97F:推 kakafood:真有趣..XDD 12/31 20:55
98F:推 Japanesque:来到常令我受惊的保险套区 XDXDXDXD 12/31 20:59
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109F:推 jean0110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 22:45
110F:推 BlackJason:我说:放开那盒保险套  ̄□ ̄@m 12/31 22:57
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112F:推 beautyev:挺好笑的说 哈哈 01/01 00:04
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114F:推 ice771118: 我说:放开那盒保险套  ̄□ ̄@m 01/01 00:24
115F:→ shine9012:这好笑... 01/01 00:59
116F:推 sky81130:开春第一炮 供不应求  ̄□ ̄@m 01/01 01:10
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121F:推 bluesjay:常令我受精的保险套区 XD 01/01 02:12
122F:推 hilterp:喝喝 01/01 04:32
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130F:推 OGKaskHim:哈哈哈 在哪上班阿? 我去你那买好了 01/01 11:13
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136F:推 toby0539:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 漂亮 01/01 20:09
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138F:推 zptdaniel:小姐....你居然PO上来了...囧 01/01 23:10
139F:推 kidd232:楼上是买主 01/02 00:50
140F:推 chenchungwen:楼楼上是买主 01/02 02:07
141F:推 dkramses:楼喽喽上是买主 01/02 02:20
142F:推 ETTom:楼楼楼楼上是买主 01/02 02:21
143F:→ Huawen:科科... 01/02 02:31
144F:推 lonelyamd:同是超商人 这种情形我也有过耶@@" 01/02 03:35
145F:推 dreamuadream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/02 08:51
146F:推 judotorocat:楼楼楼楼楼楼楼楼上是买主 01/02 10:44
147F:推 greenshoes:哈 蛮好笑的 01/02 11:10
148F:推 stonemindy:楼上市买主楼上是买主~~ 01/02 12:14
149F:推 truestory:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/02 12:53
150F:推 ripper:买主出现了 01/02 15:37
151F:推 FCKDIY:XD酷 01/02 16:36
152F:推 shoot2:喔喔男主角出现了 01/02 23:40
153F:推 lkk88:我说:放开那盒保险套  ̄□ ̄@m zptdaniel是苦主 01/03 15:05
154F:→ zptdaniel:其实..不是我啦..XDDDD...但是我朋友就.... 01/03 23:50
155F:推 wkin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/04 01:17
156F:推 BOSSZERO:这是我的保险套~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~ 01/04 10:17
157F:推 darem177:哈哈哈XD!!! 01/04 21:40
158F:推 fromwilda:XD 01/05 14:33
159F:推 linlin110:XDDDDDD 01/05 17:41
160F:推 guest1024:good 01/06 20:18
161F:推 ielaw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/08 07:04
162F:推 ashisas:常令我受惊的保险套......... 01/08 23:34
163F:推 miyahuei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/09 10:51
164F:推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/09 23:21
165F:推 relia:超商店员一推~~~~~~~!!!! 01/11 23:10
166F:推 mason0818:XDDD 01/15 14:06
167F:推 kkoowwee1102:是谁干老娘不戴保险套?? 01/17 15:20
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169F:→ gn00702351:xd 07/02 01:52
170F:推 bleuisblue:在一起在一起 05/09 06:42