作者catwalk (牡蛎男孩忧郁之死)
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标题Re: 先生 请问你要点什麽汤呢?
时间Thu Nov 8 11:32:49 2007
※ 引述《swingariel (我爱打字王)》之铭言：
: 前阵子在牛排馆打工发生的事情
: 点餐的时候
: 我: 我们有酥皮鲍鱼浓汤 海鲜清汤和洋葱汤
: 先生 请问你要点哪一种呢?
: 客人: 酥皮包皮浓汤
: 我: ...........好的 一个酥皮鲍鱼浓汤
: 我实在是憋笑憋到快吐血了
突然想到我表姊说过的一件事情
表姊当年是空服员
受训完第一次正式上机服务，新人都很紧张
她一个同期的同学更是战战兢兢
当天的主餐是鱼和鸭，一般来说，她们都会问客人
「Would you like fish or duck？」
那同学因为太紧张，第一句话开口就问一个老外客人说
「Would you like dish or fuck？」
讲完之後自己也傻了
好在老外很幽默，还回她
Hmmm I think I prefer dish…cause my wife is here.(指指旁边大笑的太太)
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总是懂得太少却又想得太多
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/walkcat
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