作者carol5269 (女版方鸿渐)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 我舅舅
时间Sun Oct 28 04:30:29 2007
听我舅舅说的.
之前他去医院做健康检查,
有一个项目是要拿粪便来检查..
护士要舅舅把粪便放在容器里,然後交给她.
於是舅舅他照做了,
只是他把容器交给护士时,
护士说:
「不用这麽多」
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1F：推 tsaiichien:你害我大笑了XDDDDDDDD 10/28 04:32
2F：推 pphhxx:舅舅:我为了这坨忍了五天.... 10/28 04:56
3F：推 gn01982027:请六楼说明要多少份量 10/28 05:05
4F：推 bc1007:XD 10/28 05:06
5F：推 kueione:噗 10/28 06:53
6F：推 linspy:一斤吧 这样才能大吃 10/28 07:16
7F：推 jin1222:舅舅:干!这样叫多?! 10/28 07:30
8F：推 OPpsyche:六楼想当祭品嘛 XD 10/28 08:05
9F：推 eggimage:护士:"人家这麽瘦 吃不完那麽多啦..讨厌..嗯..~~" 10/28 08:47
10F：推 emnklq: 舅舅:才刚出炉，趁热吃阿..啾 10/28 08:52
11F：→ adar911:======楼上两位金胎哥~~====== 10/28 08:56
12F：推 eggimage:舅舅:"来一起吃交杯粪吧..啊.." 10/28 09:01
13F：→ eggimage:护士:"讨厌..这里人多...包起来我们去厕所吃" 10/28 09:03
14F：→ sammylee:楼上五告恶心 10/28 09:08
15F：推 ericssson:说好吃大便不讲咖哩 10/28 09:35
16F：推 yayaoh:XDDD 10/28 09:51
17F：推 nbsyami: 国会议员? 10/28 10:02
18F：推 zone753951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 10:03
19F：推 eggimage:推国会议员 XDDDDDDD 10/28 10:07
20F：推 sosox11:想像之後感觉好恶~ 早餐还在桌上... 10/28 10:07
21F：推 spooky221:楼上好多肮脏鬼......=..= 10/28 10:37
22F：推 loki0203:楼上食屎食屎食的好开心阿~ 10/28 10:39
23F：→ marco741030:恶........... 10/28 10:44
24F：推 spooky221:楼上上指错人了...(我闪) 10/28 10:48
25F：推 waynemayday:太好笑了........这後劲很强 10/28 10:59
26F：推 hsanchin:护士观月??? 10/28 11:00
27F：→ cbate:推国会议员 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 11:06
28F：推 melody471:护士观月........ 10/28 11:06
29F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 11:26
30F：推 pipishaq:国会议员 V.S 观月护士 FIGHT!! 10/28 11:30
31F：推 yuanjeff:不用那麽多 XD 10/28 11:36
32F：推 niccy:明明就一个花生米大小即可... 10/28 11:40
33F：→ vak:来人啊~为公子吃屎~ 10/28 11:46
34F：推 g031541:这...你舅舅该不会直接把马桶拿给护士吧... 10/28 11:53
35F：推 HIPHOPHITOMI:後劲很强~~ 10/28 12:58
36F：推 terryshyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 13:07
37F：推 MoreDoDo:G T O 你舅舅是鬼塚吗? XDDD 10/28 13:10
38F：推 tpd:这後劲也太强吧!!!我疯狂大笑!!XDDD 10/28 14:18
39F：推 hsejotim:推 国会议员 XDD 10/28 15:12
40F：推 catsintc:HAHAHA 超好笑的... 10/28 15:45
41F：推 IanLing:XDDDDDDDD 10/28 16:00
42F：推 carol5269:我是原PO 感谢大家的欣赏.可以告诉我跟国会议员什麽关系 10/28 16:09
43F：→ carol5269:吗?不懂耶 囧 10/28 16:10
44F：推 soulboy:请参见 抓狂一族 10/28 16:24
45F：推 funnily:去看漫画"抓狂一族"就会知道国会议员这号人物了...XD 10/28 16:24
46F：推 mgc2:笑屎我了~~ 10/28 16:25
47F：推 Gonocurrus:XDDDD 10/28 16:55
48F：推 Tsukaima:不用那麽多後劲超强的OTL..话说我室友被吓到..我突然大笑 10/28 17:31
49F：推 marcoboy:後劲真的很强，好好笑。 10/28 18:25
50F：→ clairenow:後劲超强的 好好笑喔XDDDDDD 10/28 18:35
51F：推 sunnybeer:好好笑XD 10/28 18:39
52F：推 Islandia:巧妙的分页..我狂笑得莫名其妙..XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:56
53F：推 ashley1205:有笑有推 10/28 18:56
54F：推 waltervic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:57
55F：→ ning0201:推文好笑XD 10/28 19:15
56F：推 papanda:你舅舅对粪便检体,看待的很有份量 10/28 20:04
57F：→ papanda:我曾待过健检中心,遇过像你舅舅这号认真的人物 10/28 20:06
58F：推 misae:噗嗤~ 10/28 20:14
59F：推 s245687:最後一句的後劲好强XDDDDDDD 10/28 20:41
60F：推 tooyanzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:55
61F：推 magicjoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:22
62F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:28
63F：推 ann7781:能想像护士的表情XD 10/28 21:39
64F：推 Jeff777:容器是脆皮冰淇林卷吗 10/28 22:00
65F：推 tuegg:我洨了= =.. 10/28 22:42
66F：推 kotex17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 22:51
67F：推 kobeisme:GTO的剧情＝ ＝＋ 10/28 22:57
68F：推 qooggyy:XD~不用麻烦了不用麻烦了~不用这麽多了~ 10/28 22:59
69F：推 walrus:专业的papanda..请问病人需要先把大便搅均匀再取样吗? 10/28 23:01
70F：→ walrus:这是我一直以来的疑惑...orz 10/28 23:02
71F：推 xman7552:XD 10/28 23:09
72F：→ doristezuka:这跟国会议员有什麽关系??? 10/28 23:19
73F：推 Alex500:楼上去看抓狂一族 10/28 23:26
74F：推 aisa33:推国会议员XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 23:47
75F：推 HSNUSLCFRED:大推国会议员!!!!!抓狂一族赞啦!!!!! 10/28 23:50
76F：推 zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDD 10/28 23:52
77F：→ Bevinxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 00:40
78F：推 naomara:哈哈哈哈哈 真好笑 10/29 00:44
79F：推 onlySN:XDDD 10/29 01:17
80F：→ Kim0716:GTO剧情+1 10/29 01:17
81F：→ Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:20
82F：推 ladybug618:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:39
83F：推 vlavender:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 03:23
84F：推 papanda:给walrus,不用搅均匀啊,用采便器(像镊子)取小份量置容器 10/29 04:33
85F：→ papanda:就可以了,不要玩大便嘿,乖 10/29 04:42
86F：推 papanda:马桶要坐前面一点,大便就不会溜去马桶水里,检体就很好拿^^ 10/29 04:45
87F：推 madnessjason:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 10/29 06:18
88F：推 Ice9:原po也看过围城 10/29 06:23
89F：推 devilzero:XD 10/29 08:22
90F：推 ceylou:正中笑点...狂笑不已..XD 也顺便推一下国会议员~赞！ 10/29 09:23
91F：推 cuteship:有够好笑的啦!XD 10/29 09:39
92F：推 sunhow:後劲超强 10/29 10:29
93F：推 Johhan:後劲很强 10/29 10:38
94F：推 chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 10:50
95F：推 pkhio:害我大笑XDDDD 10/29 11:22
96F：推 yoshinoya05:後劲很强阿 10/29 12:08
97F：推 maryvisac:不知道为什麽的跟着笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 13:31
98F：推 deathdream:XD 10/29 13:58
99F：推 WAXIANG:好好笑 10/29 16:00
100F：推 YATEN91335:笑死我了 XDDD 10/29 16:01
101F：推 windmars:不用这麽多不用这麽多 不用这麽不用这麽多不用这麽多XDDD 10/29 18:49
102F：推 pinkdemon:大吃一斤啊．．．． 10/29 19:28
103F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 20:48
104F：推 knight65718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 22:08
105F：推 carlyu:真的有些病人会给他装满XD 10/30 00:01
106F：推 cocoyan:害我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 00:07
107F：推 elephans:天啊 好白痴 笑死我了~~XDDDDD 10/30 00:47
108F：推 max0526:....................... 10/30 01:19
109F：推 aquariusx: 10/30 04:44
110F：→ sealence:交出去後会先纪录粪便型态，後面才会加东西搅拌，看有没 10/30 13:24
111F：→ sealence:潜血反应或是寄生虫... 10/30 13:24
112F：推 dopon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:53
113F：推 romu:金胎搁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 18:37
114F：推 bloodartanis:舅舅很忙 10/30 21:02
115F：推 pears:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 16:19
116F：推 vcsue:哈哈哈 10/31 21:36
117F：推 k51220:我笑了 10/31 21:50
118F：推 searchptt:国会议员XD~~~~~~~ 11/01 00:19
119F：推 cjjw0188:XDD 11/01 17:52
120F：嘘 candycat919:哈哈哈哈哈 11/02 19:12
121F：→ candycat919:按错>"<等等推回来 11/02 19:12
122F：推 candycat919:推推推推推 我推回来^^ 11/02 19:14
123F：推 bluefish520:真恶--... 11/03 03:17
124F：推 suelaby:哈哈哈哈 11/08 20:13
125F：推 dreamever:XD 11/13 13:04
126F：推 mnnmmn:2008吃饭想吐~ 10/09 20:04
127F：→ akoumedi:10吃饭想吐~ 07/30 03:57