作者Qandi (喝咖啡去吧~)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 我爹他...
时间Sat Oct 27 19:00:09 2007
我爸今天一回家
就在客厅看电视 完全不发一语
跟平常回家会一直碎念要我念书的样子完全不同 @ @"
直到刚刚吃晚餐的时候
我妈跟我实在看不下去为什麽我爹闷闷不乐
追问之下才知道...
----------说故事分隔线--------------
我爹搭捷运回来的途中
发现有个漂亮的年轻正妹 盯着他看
不小心两个人眼神对上了
那个正妹就不好意思地把脸别过去
我爹开始很得意
觉得活到五十几岁一把年纪了，还有年轻小姐会偷喵他
想当年...(这部分他自high的我就省略惹)
过了一会儿
发现那个正妹还是盯着我爸看
两个人眼神又对上了
正妹居然往我爸的方向走过来 囧
我爹心想 我是有家室的人阿 不能随便给电话= =+
还轮不到我爹开口
那个正妹率先说话了
"阿伯，位子让你坐!"
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1F：推 pejapia: XDD 10/27 19:03
2F：推 ker0r0:老爹幻想:正妹娇喘一声倒在爹地的怀里 10/27 19:11
3F：推 kros:XD 10/27 19:21
4F：推 s011990:"阿伯，位子让你坐!">.^ 10/27 19:23
5F：推 habodaha:你爸爸好可爱喔 10/27 19:27
6F：推 shinywong:XD 10/27 19:31
7F：推 yanshiang:XDDD 阿伯，位子让你坐! 10/27 19:40
8F：推 vince1220:阿伯: 囧 10/27 19:41
9F：推 bire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 20:12
10F：推 CJ2003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 20:15
11F：推 matcha:阿伯，位子让你坐! 10/27 20:17
12F：推 audrey94:正妹人还蛮善良的阿XD 10/27 20:19
13F：推 trueamour:後劲很强 :D 10/27 20:22
14F：推 guitareye: 阿伯，位子让你坐! 10/27 20:21
15F：推 bowpi:阿伯，位子让你坐! 10/27 20:23
16F：推 gorden00:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 10/27 20:26
17F：推 whoman:应该要打「阿伯，Jㄨㄧ厚哩J啦」 感觉比较亲切 哈哈... 10/27 20:28
18F：推 contact:XDDDDDD 10/27 20:31
19F：推 abian:原PO老爹内心OS： (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 要叫我 葛格才对！ 10/27 20:31
20F：推 aCCQ:在正妹开口之前 老爸:对不起 你是个好人.... 10/27 20:42
21F：推 daimoniii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我喜欢这种爆点 10/27 20:44
22F：推 Hans14:XDDDD不能随便给电话= =+ 10/27 20:48
23F：推 houen:在正妹开口之前 老爹:对不起 我有老婆了.... 10/27 20:48
24F：→ kaku216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 20:53
25F：推 dorisfish: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 20:53
26F：推 henry623:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 20:53
27F：推 maowmi:哈哈哈 笑死了 男人真的很怕被看老 10/27 20:57
28F：→ ian19861007:你爸爸差点犯了某些男人都会犯的错 10/27 21:07
29F：推 fishXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:20
30F：推 superlubu:最少你爸没有被叫做好人.... 10/27 21:24
31F：推 wanger:这篇有爆的潜力..XD 10/27 21:26
32F：推 xiaoxuan:好让你爸伤心 10/27 21:29
33F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:31
34F：推 overactive:好可爱的老爹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:33
35F：推 BestEgg: 老爹:对不起 我有老婆了.... 10/27 21:34
36F：推 takkyubinisa:这个好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:35
37F：推 littlestone: 正妹：阿伯，位子让你坐! 老爸：囧rz 10/27 21:39
38F：推 hcbest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:41
39F：推 plumg:XDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:46
40F：推 csieflyman:我大笑了......... 10/27 21:49
41F：推 izzit4ever:阿拉伯位子让你坐 10/27 21:57
42F：推 ycbl:有笑有推XD想太多 10/27 22:00
43F：推 heychu05:XDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:05
44F：推 imschema: 图咧??? 10/27 22:05
45F：推 est:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:13
46F：推 nvbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:30
47F：推 a54jack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:30
48F：推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:32
49F：推 fealix:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:51
50F：推 geminizest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:52
51F：推 meowlike:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:55
52F：推 princessmake:XD 10/27 22:57
53F：→ elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:57
54F：推 kidd100: 老爸：阿伯身上给你坐! 10/27 23:05
55F：推 monfish:阿伯XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:17
56F：推 Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:22
57F：→ maydayrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:27
58F：推 maydayrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:29
59F：推 lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:37
60F：推 dorothy1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:42
61F：推 qmoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:43
62F：推 etjsteen:在一起～在一起～在一起～在一起～ (误XD) 10/27 23:46
63F：→ auloveayumi:好可爱的把拔...... 10/27 23:48
64F：推 antiknocking: 「我是有家室的人 不能给电话」是官方版本的说法吗? 10/27 23:53
65F：推 chiya666:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:04
66F：推 guapoantonio:阿背XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:04
67F：推 diana7696:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑 10/28 00:06
68F：推 rob666:XFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:21
69F：推 domyself3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:24
70F：推 awu0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:30
71F：推 blackman0129:阿伯~位子给你坐~我坐你身上~不要弄痛我 10/28 00:35
72F：推 oak01:阿伯: 囧 XDDD 10/28 00:39
73F：推 erevyday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:52
74F：→ jeff3301:XD 10/28 01:04
75F：推 miaowcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 01:11
76F：推 l1l1l1l1:阿伯娇喘一声倒在原po怀里 10/28 01:30
77F：推 samcool:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 01:49
78F：推 reprobate:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 02:05
※ geniusdindin:转录至看板 joke 10/28 02:44
79F：推 geniusdindin:我笑到不支倒地了我 10/28 02:44
80F：推 tamashii53:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 03:05
81F：推 jacl:快去问你爹要正妹图阿 还等!? 10/28 03:32
82F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 10/28 03:48
83F：推 dreamer126:好笑XD 10/28 04:16
84F：推 jennysep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 04:20
85F：推 lb00383454:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 06:19
86F：推 mihm:XD 10/28 06:52
87F：推 ceceman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 08:18
88F：推 waqw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 10:19
89F：推 mardaban1:XD 10/28 11:11
90F：→ Yie:XD 10/28 11:34
91F：→ yuanjeff:正咩图咧 = =? (伸) 10/28 11:50
92F：推 cocoyan:好机喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 12:36
93F：推 echolee:XD 10/28 12:39
94F：推 kazuo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 13:35
95F：推 cbao: 10/28 14:08
96F：推 jtmh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 14:36
97F：推 shinloving:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 14:51
98F：推 kevin9190804:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:10
99F：推 mayday198076:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:22
100F：推 black312:阿伯，位子让你坐! 10/28 15:49
101F：推 FLEBILE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:49
102F：推 cuteship:XD 10/28 16:24
103F：推 Gonocurrus:XD 10/28 17:10
104F：推 mon44:XDDDDD 10/28 17:18
105F：推 tw536653:阿伯大腿让你坐 10/28 17:18
106F：推 debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:56
107F：推 leejinyu:想推暴..後劲太强了 10/28 19:03
108F：推 enutn:在正妹开口之前 老爹:对不起 乡民要我一定要给图...囧 10/28 19:09
109F：推 waltervic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑好笑 10/28 19:31
110F：推 ColaCola:其实这是ㄧ种搭讪的手法 她想要跟你爹搭讪啦 XD 10/28 19:47
111F：推 smneya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑耶 10/28 19:58
112F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:04
113F：推 monJ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:12
114F：推 misae:後劲很强XDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:21
115F：推 pejapia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:23
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117F：推 liuyushyr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:31
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119F：推 nacllin:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:48
120F：推 darem177:有後劲!!XD! 10/28 22:04
121F：推 adadk:推 10/28 22:24
122F：推 maple0229:帮推爆(笑翻) 10/28 22:31
123F：推 user00:快推的爆了 XD 10/28 22:32
124F：推 adadk:爆 10/28 22:33
125F：推 cashko:太惨了XDDDDDDDDD 10/28 22:40
126F：推 generationx:谁座着谁站着?? 10/28 23:14
127F：推 ddstar:cool 10/28 23:36
128F：推 votinna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 阿伯 10/29 00:18
129F：推 dinnergirl:哈哈 我想让位,也对盯着人家一直看XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:00
130F：推 okokptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 03:01
131F：推 papanda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿伯 阿伯 XDDD 10/29 04:54
132F：→ chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 10:55
133F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好惨.XD 10/29 11:00
134F：推 Asvaghosa:XDD 10/29 14:34
135F：推 Calvin620707:XDDD 我替你爹写一个惨字 10/29 17:39
136F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿伯XD 10/29 20:49
137F：推 feather585:哭哭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 20:58
138F：推 iamelfin:哈哈哈哈 阿北 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 22:38
139F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 22:49
140F：推 PAPAJOUT:还好ㄚ 10/30 01:12
141F：推 spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 02:57
142F：推 romu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 18:35
143F：→ jds66:哈哈....想歪了阿... 10/30 18:37
144F：推 sumouse:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:20
145F：推 ckiwi54:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑 10/30 22:26
146F：推 braveht:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 13:19
147F：推 ABeChen:XDDDDDDD 10/31 21:06
148F：推 candycat919:阿北XDDDD 10/31 22:15
149F：推 musicz:XDDD 11/01 12:52
150F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/01 16:06
151F：推 TOOYA:你爸应该说：你人真好，我儿子很帅哦，有没有兴趣当我媳妇啊 11/02 19:29
152F：推 fd2fd2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 12:48
153F：推 beautyev:拍案叫绝 11/03 19:48
154F：推 ytypeak:对阿! 真不懂为什麽有老阿妈会抢着叫别人让位... 11/04 13:46
155F：推 WineCheese:这真的好哀伤啊XDDDDDDDDD 11/04 15:44
156F：推 antonyvm3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/07 20:02
157F：推 Poleaxe:噗哧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 07:37
158F：推 kaose:大家都顾着笑..图咧? (伸) XD 11/19 01:09
159F：推 lfdn:世界上最远的距离是我爱你，我却在我爸床上发现你。 11/19 02:25
160F：推 mnnmmn:2008 推 你爸真... 10/09 20:01
161F：推 porterlevis: 老爸惨遭一击KO 02/24 19:56