作者hahana (^^)
看板StupidClown
标题[西斯] 体检要注意
时间Sat Apr 7 23:49:50 2007
话说我妹同学的朋友也被国家徵召了~
前几天他去体检时看到了别人的蠢事~~~
------不认识的同学在体检中-----
医生: "脱裤子"
同学: (脱 & 小怪物没有弹出来)
医生: "同学，你昨天是不是有打手枪??"
同学: (大惊) "...对啊!!! 你怎麽会知道!!!!!???"
(天啊 原来打手枪医生也能看出来!! 太可怕了!!!!)
此时，医生脸上带着诡异的笑容，冷冷说了一句：
"因为你的那个上面有黏卫生纸，下次记得要清乾净唷"
同学: .......... (囧rz)
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据说全场哄堂大笑 =__="
记得清乾净喔...
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6F：推 hahana:先承认原PO妹昨天有打手枪吧!!!! 04/08 00:10
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